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vivian james edition

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my Thursday morning nose

sue

post slags

is it a nationwide company

were you the bender doing coke alone last night

lol

stop imageposting

wtf

*stretches eyelids at you*

ugly gook gremlin

i think so yes. I would imagine they have multiple warehouses scattered around

post choons
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friday toil soon

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can you say name
i need something to do for about 12 months

best get off to bed, wouldn't want to upset Mr Kimberg by showing up late

ethiopialad. i do coke every night

go on the 'heads recruitment' website see if their is any job openings where you live, the one where i am are taking people on but not sure about other places

the asmr bf

youtube.com/watch?v=wRkKu3JbC6Y&feature=youtu.be

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bangin

Realised that part of what makes Americans sound so insufferable (apart from the nasal quality) is the way they're autistically obsessed with precise enunciation. British English flows much easier and is nicer to listen to because we're very relaxed about dropping and merging sounds when we speak, whereas yanks have to clearly form each syllable separately.

Did a side by side comparison of the phrase 'alright mate' said first in a British and then in an American accent:

>British
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>American
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>le degenerates are destroying western culture xD

fuck off twat

What podcasts do you lads listen to then? Any ramble lads in?

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third eye status: calcified

Americans sound so insufferable because their smug low IQ cretins

OH, THE JANNY
HE MAKETH 'EM BEHAVE.
HE NEVER, NEVER, NEVER SHALL WAGE–SLAVE.

any cumtown man in

wake up sheeple

the virgin podcasts

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mine:

youtube.com/watch?v=xtVnF4oZgOA

"Hey there lehds"

(real, not psuedo yank southernontariospeak) canadian english doesn't have this problem

we are the masterrace

>Hours: 0630-1700
what the shit

is ASMR the saddest pasttime around?

>Hating football

The virgin post

no that would be videogames

oi deano didnt know you came on here

It wasn't supposed to be a documentary

>listening to at least 4 podcasts about football
mate

>the virgin podcasts
Ruud

did the girl whisper obscure things again

yes

any chapo trap house man in

>that economist and ft thrown in to try and make you look clever
lol, bet you don't even listen to them

BADLANDS

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Hardcore History
Uhh Yeah Dude
Hermetic Hour
Japanatron
Ascending the Tower
Myth of the 20th Century

it was supposed to be a warning
not a prophecy

>joe rogan
>bill burr
>HI
you have to go back

>He does the brainlet post

It's literally rational to hate women
Anyone who isn't a misogynist is a brainlet

henceforth, please sexualize every post you make on /brit/ thank you

Take a listen
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>i do coke every night

ethiopialad is a fucking mess

hate isn't rational, only love is :)

>tfw no more adam and joe show

EVERYTHING IS
brooookeenn

Need my arsehole destroyed

a big fat mess

I don't "really" hate anyone
why do people always jump to either extreme of love or hate? seems really autistic

>their
Howling

What confuses you?

i want to upset him but it will be very dangerous

*reserves it*

Got an email from my college saying my repeat exam results are out but when i try to login it says my pin has been disabled

brainlet hates 1 sex,
radical centrist has disdain for all sexes.

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What are some of the most masterful ballbag posts? I often worry about being away from /brit/ too long in case I miss one.

>5 football podcasts
>4 MMA podcasts

Who the fuck has time to listen to all this crap

THE DAILY MAIL?

poostonia

>he makes the Banelet post

YEWKIP

*drives into the thread*

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We're here
to keep your prices down,
to feed you to the hounds,
to the Daily Mail

>he doesn't recycle and have an electric car

hello northern chav

the nose knows

I Ramble

The Football Ramble and The Handsome Rambler

What's your voicemail say?

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Since BBC3 got pulled he's basically vanished

Hey guys a little disappointed by the lack of nuclear holocausts right now desu

Gonna go Shoreditch to get a bagel and stare at qts. Anyone want anything?

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nice post

>driving an automatic egg on wheels

>actually posting a good song here

That was your first mistake

>yanks work 14 hours per day

hehe oi hehe oi hehe oi

What kinda bagel you gonna get?

marx and genghis khan were the 2 worst people in history

prove me wrong

christ

why would you not want to share great culture with your /brit/chumdudes?
youtube.com/watch?v=cv02pmzoG6M

Poleaboo and lickdicki

*drops mic*

prove me right