Do you have a qt bf or gf?

Do you have a qt bf or gf?

yes.

No. I wish.

>tfw finnish gf

relationships sound like too much effort to be honest

I have a gf.

no but i'd like to

i don't know how long i'll withstand lonely anymore

gf is a drug dealer majoring in psychology
she dress and acts like a character from that videogame with the two lesbians in it
She's way out of my league and she lets me stick my dick into her butthole, i'm basically the happiest person alive

My hips are too wide and my thighs too full to find a bf.

THICC

Relationships are nice

I have a bf!

no

Ayoo gurl, wan hav sum fun?

I'm not a girl

...

But guys aren't supposed to have wide hips and full thighs

maybe tht why he cant find no boyfriend

I know a good method to lose weight. We should meet up and I will show you.

No, never had one.

Are you cute?

I have a very thin and feminine face, but big thighs and wide hips.

Answer me in another thread. I'm waiting.

Who dat? Sminem?

>tfw no yandere russian gf

Do you have Estonian roots? My heart already belongs to one estonian, but you can be my prey, if you'd like.

No, but a friend of mine is 1/4 Estonian 1/4 Ingriyan 1/2 Russian.

He can be my prey too, I'm generous.

sounds like good trap potential

I want to kill you occupant trash

you're not allowed to harvest Estonians like this, it's morally WRONG

>Estonian """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""men"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

>implying I'll ever get the affection of another human being

He probably wouldn't like it though.

Looks like you are pretty tsundere, boy. I like it. Do you want to be hunted down that badly?

oh boy this thread sure is gay as hell

But you would, i see. You are a little degenerate, I like it.

Oh good, you'll fit right in then!

There's nothing I would love to do more than to put you out of existence.

You are so cute, my little limp dicked Estonian. You can't control yourself? Wow, that's why you don't have a girlfriend! Haha, don't worry, I will take good care of you!

>tfw no Russian gf to have cold war foreplay with before angry sex

I would literally and I cannot stress this enough, literally put a bullet in your brain without a second thought.

Why are Estonians so tsundere?

same
i feel you

But how can your small feminine hands hold on something so heavy? Do you need help?

His hands were made to stroke my cock.

We'll see how much help I need when I dump your gray lifeless corpse face first in a 1 meter deep grave.

Don't sexualize the estonian.

Is this one of those threads again?

Yes.

Eesti is for lewd

I'd help you, I'd even be willing to kill them for you just to stop these posts

guy on the right looks like Putin's lost son

No. Eestis are proud and strong people.

They are, but they will surrender this patriotism to their cocklust.

Are you the /cum/ Denmark or a different Denmark?

different denmark

No. Not everyone is like Sweden.

But you are too powerless, you can't even lift your ass, what are you talking about? You went too deep into your fantasies

Me too. I fucking hate these faggots.

i have a taiwanese sort of bf now
but im moving away at the end of the month

then in the city im moving to i know an American guy whos fugged me a few times and i can maybe seduce into a proper relationship

thats it

You were influenced far too strongly, I'm afraid.

What caliber do you think will be the best for you? Would you like to see me look in your face with disgust one last millisecond after you have been shot in the head or have your skull exploded immediately?

American boys are not for lewd. We are godfearing christian men.

>gay people will never not exist

keep these satanic fantasies away from me

it's the lake of fire for you guys!

i'm not gay you faggot

finns have been cock sleeves for swedes for generations there is no way you are not gay

good post

then explain how my dick gets hard to my waifu

you imagine you were that waifu and a big strong swede was your bf, that's how

y-you too

you in auckland? less go on a date ;)

n-no
im not gay

Why is Sup Forums so gay?

Every single faggot in this thread needs a bullet to the head.
Stop polluting Sup Forums with your cancerous IRL garbage. You're more obnoxious than Sup Forumsscum.

Hotpockets, do you fucking job for once and rangeban the op of every one of these cancerous fucking threads. It would be the only decent act of moderation you would have done in Sup Forums over the past year, so fucking do it already.

dumplings on dominion rd? ;)

rude

who is your waifu? this will decide how gay you are Finland

where are the fucking mods. this cancerous faggotry does not belong here.

Kanako from Oreimo

>Kanako

I was going to chime in with some vaguely homo related joke in regards to flat girls

but I've fapped to those number2 doujins so many times I can't help but appreciate that top tier taste. You're okay finland

thanks thomas

This sounds like rape

you're sick in the head

I wish I had a gf

I've noticed a direct correlation between my frequenting of Sup Forums and intensity of gay thoughts

ja und jetzt?

>this is it!
>the gay erpers are ruining my Sup Forums
>*namefag* come set everything right!
>front page has 25 generals full off inane garbage constantly bouncing substantial threads to archive

Call this a resistance, my friend.

I'm fucking alone

I always will be thanks to being completely awful in all ways, mostly personality and looks

Honestly I am living for work at this stage because I have nothing else

(you)

>mfw yesterday /deutsch/ had 30 threads open