SWANSEA vs MANCHESTER UNITED - League Cup - Match Thread

Kick Off 19:45 BST

Nordfeldt, Rangel, van der Hoorn, Mawson, Olsson, Ki, Mesa, Clucas, Routledge, Ayew, McBurnie
>Subs: Mulder, Naughton, Fernandez, Fer, Fulton, Narsingh, Abraham

Romero, Darmian, Lindelof, Smalling, Blind, Tuanzebe, Herrera, Lingard, McTominay, Martial, Rashford
>Subs: Pereira, Jones, Shaw, Matic, Mata, Mkhitaryan, Lukaku

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I’ve had a shit day lads

Can’t wait to bully mouyes and united

>Lindelof starting

And people say Mou isn't a funny guy anymore.

at least now he can hide behind two other CBs

Shaw is so fucking gone.

>man city game is televised in Puerto Rico which has no power
>can't watch it in the uk
tv rules are dumb

Nice to see the 4th best CB at the club finally get a start

It's the EFL, m8.

Yes, get rid of TV rules.

Does le walk toward the camera man still post here?

yeah sometimes, still keeping up his horrific gimmick. no one even gives a shit any more so it's just pathetic at this point

I wish he would just kill hinself.
Not even joking.

League Cup is fucking trash but fuck it, I'll watch this shit match.

I'll always associate the league cup with Julio Baptista.

Can Jose stop being such a dour cunt in interviews? He's always laughing and joking in training. Why has he decided to become a robot for the media?

god I'm so glad jones' injury wasn't serious

How dumb is Mou to let Fosu Mensah go out

even with all the injuries he wasn't going to play much anyway, much rather he get a full season in the premier league

wish we had pereira though, there's fuck all creativity from midfield at the moment

Where's Chief Keef?

Swansea have won a trophy more recently than Liverpool.

That fucking song

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Angel Rangel has a pedotache

feel like pure shit just want him back x

>Angel Rangel is still at Swansea

Kek

I thought he was on the pitch, it's Tuanzebe.

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Reckon the only people that go to watch a League Cup match are sad cunts who've already been divorced and lost the kids

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Does Bog Sim still post here?
Does Ryan Scholes still post here?
I think Mauled is the only """""oldfag""""" I see posting still.

This really is such a pointless tournament.

oh god, it's like watching van gaal all over agan.

Or rich people who has nothing to do.

>tfw you've been here since 2009

It's mostly young people, at least for Newcastle league cup matches. I've been to the past 5 or so matches we've played in the League Cup (probably totalling 4 seasons lel), it's almost always kids because it's like a fiver a ticket.

Can't wait to vent my frustrations at man utd in the BBC Sport article after willingly sitting through this as a neutral, as if someone were forcing me at gun point

Just because some people have conviction and enjoyment in their life, doesn't mean their sad you projecting mongcunt.

Ah lad.
It's almost 2018.

I started posting on Sup Forums a decade ago.
All those thousands of hours wasted.

Finding a stream is fucking impossible.

/r/soccerstreams not working?

cricfree.sc

hdhub.live/channel/channel-1-live-stream.html

this one is very stable for me

try livetv.sx/en/

>tfw I left for 3 years only to return

It's true... we're here forever

I did the same thing, I've found arguing on Sup Forums is a great way to kill time at work.

All links either lead to a stream of SSN or some ESPN screen that says the game will start soon.

Thank you Germany, you are my greatest ally.

>3 CB's out injured
>Play the only 3 that are fit all together in the same match

What could possibly go wrong?

>It's mostly young people
Especially now that it's half term

Little shits are everywhere

>Lindelof
>in charge of acting like a normal human with regular motor skills

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bailly and jones are being saved for spurs

Jesus tap dancing christ is Lindelof completely unable to head a ball?

>Lindelshit at it again

Lindelöf hits an aimless ball to nowhere, the ball comes right back to him and he fucks it up, giving a chance away.

>What did he mean by this?

One gets injured so at least >we have two left

really struggling to give a shit about this cup lads

imagine if we binned it?

Why do you support English team

Fellaini is the white Zidane

It's like watching one long betting advert with some football thrown in.

>Lindelof and Smalling against Kane and Eriksen

jones and bailly are starting that game

Bailly should be fit, and Jones is on the bench so maybe his injury isn't too serious.

Mou will just park the bus and hoof it to an isolated Lukaku anyway

>le obnoxious celebration man

GOL

GO SHITGARD. I NEVER DOUBTED YOU.

>rashford sucks gaiz

That was a really nice goal tbqhwyl

THE PIED PIPER OF WARRINGTON

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITGARD!

Fuck sake

Why do you have to be so shit Swansea, I want our players out of this shite death trap competition

Bailly is a fucking nigger

Based McTominay playing Scholes-esque through balls

Top tier analysis

Bold claim

I'm convinced Lindelof is mentally retarded.

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Thread soundtrack

All the big teams are still in it and will progress to the next round. It could get interesting.

To be fair a loss here would destroy the confidence in the squad after that embarrassment against Huddersfield

We'd probably get dumped out in the next round anyway, lots of strong teams still in it and I can't see many upsets happening.

Another League cup in the bag, job done lads

*dabs*

t. Malky Mackay

swansea fans are shit. they look like they're all in comas.

what the fuck were mou and edward thinking going for lindelof

So do we all agree that the Lindelof deal was just Mou-Mendes money laundering?

>Lindelof
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING

See

lindelöf is so fucking shit lmao

fuck you, lindelof, with the heat of a thousand suns.

Lindelof is really throwing away a golden opportunity

No mention of how dude was literally 5 yards offside

Great job by Blind there winning the goal kick

>Swansea striker offside
>Lindelof passes to him

>Swansea player through
>flag doesn't go up because he hasn't touched it
>chance comes from it because Mou is charitable and employs retarded defenders

>Rashford through
>flag immediately up before he's touched it

Nice consistency.

Thats still offside even off a defender

Funny how McTominay and Tuanzebe look far more composed than a £31m player.

why is lindelof so dire lads

1-1!!!!

tbf, Tuanzebe is genuinely the most composed person at the club

Do you have to be good to be a Premier League defender? Seeing Lindelof and Lovren,I think anyone over 6 feet tall can be fielded as a CB.