/hoa/-Horn of Africa general

full on JUST edition

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Somaliland will never be a country with Somalia

like how Eritrea will never be a country with Ethiopia

>2017
>not completely giving up

should have waited for the Burgers to wake up, guess i'll bump through

we have a constitution and an actual government.

though islam and nog behavior is holding it back.
we need colonizers

>we
aren't you MJ?
why are all MJs either extremely qabiiliste or completely anti-MJ?
is it because of MJ parents going full WE every time the topic is brought up?

>me
>MJ
nah I'm from a minority tribe, not the big ooga boogas we're mostly fishermen
>longest coastline
>can't fish

why are the only blacks in this board somalifags and carribeans

what happened to /afr/

cuz we're the most autistic, we had a few Somalia anons from time to time
like that infamous Somalibro on pol
its alive desu

>walking thru fitzroy
>see habehsa qt with a BIG BLACK SUDO
>h*besha """""men""""" are actually getting cucked by the eternal dinka
>mfw

Xbesha women are short and bug eyed the Xabesha can't match the tall based Cushite

Habesha women

Are fine as FUCK

Moar like Horn of Italy

this is what full MJ looks like

never go full mj

Kek
MJ are actually not natives

I'm from the Anglo side

t. cuck

Comeon Xabesha ladies over Xalimos any day

Can west africans play too? It's time for the yam festival and I'm getting max comfy.

Friendly reminder that all HOA girls belong to American cock

you're welcome to join in

what is a West African staple dish ?

tons of madow mixing

>implying
a good pious horner woman would settle for a horner man

they are runaway from Arabia, we should send them back

Wrong they are bantu property

the absolute STATE of s*mali """""""men""""""""

spread love not hate

Bantus make strong offsprings, I'm going to get with a cute South Eastern Bantu woman
c-cultural exchange

kek

ayyy Ethiopia
btw do you live in Addis Ababa ?

where else would I live?

idk probably Gondar or Mekelle

Mekelle is comfy
btw i got family in Dire Dawa

Why are horners so racist?

youtube.com/watch?v=J0Hbb4llsbE

>implying the racism doesn't go both ways
West Africans bullied me online and for no effing reason at that

Niger-Congo bullied the Nilo-Saharans and Afro-Asiatics outta South Eastern Africa never forget, so I guess its an ancient thing desu I don't care much as we all are niggers

>btw i got family in Dire Dawa
of course you do, kek.
there's no such thing as "horners" or "habesha". both are umbrella terms used by the somalia and eritrean diaspora to bring themselves closer to us "true" ethiopians (as in habesha, primarily and tigrean to some extent)

why don't you take a detour back to South Arabia

semites out
Eritrea is Afar
Tigranyas started moving to the coast recently

>I don't care much as we all are niggers
>why don't you take a detour back to South Arabia
what did he mean by this?

codeword niggers

I know a few who took a dna test if you're not E1b or at least T then you're not native

s-sorry i got carried away
y-you started hating

>back to south arabia

Fuck off we're full

الجهاد ضد العرب واجب

no such thing as east africans on this site. every1 here is either a melanin deficient ape or a bantu

>implying someone would larp as a Somali
i would have picked a better race desu

uwot8?

Now, to you guys she looks like an Ethiopian woman but with albinism (which is true), but to me she looks like one of those really pale Italians. Do you see where I'm coming from or am I just a dumb nigga?

aye-aye

Does it count if you're a black American of Jamaican descent?

>Now, to you guys she looks like an Ethiopian woman but with albinism
nope, if anything she looks like one of those north-american thots.
>am I just a dumb nigga?
is that a rhetorical question? if not, yes.

why are you obsessed with Somali ocs ?
thats really disturbing

Post lions

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Not the same guy, but West Africans love their Jollof rice, among other things.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jollof_rice

What's funny is that Nigerians and Ghanaians have an intense rivalry over their versions, both claiming to have invented it and both claiming that theirs is superior.

Do West Africans bully Bantu people? I've seen many Nigerians get very defensive when you refer to them as Bantu.

y-you too

looks delicious
idk much all i know that Bantus originate from Eastern Cameroon/Congo

yet another story about muffins quibbling over mundane things.
redeem yourself by posting boipucci. and i've no idea what "ocs" are.

American somalis is it true you pray Jummah on basketball courts?

We don't?

le wavin flag man is the only somali of any worth desu

youtu.be/8mVY30buW4Q

why are somalis so different than other africans

When will the world recognize the Somali master race.
How so.

How many white women have you guys had sex with?

I would like to think that somalis are the masterrace if they could maybe form a functioning country

>umbrellas terms used by the somalia and eritrean diaspora to bring themselves closer to us "true" ethiopians

Meming aside all somali nationals refer to western cushites as "xabash" (habesh) the only ethnic group that's given distinction are oromos because they're seen as inferior and the afars up morth because the french sort of forced somalis and the afars to recognize each other.

None really.
We had one and the largest economic growth in the world in the late 1970's but Carter decided to piss off instead of helping us.

>None
So all those blonde Swede girls in Minnesota and you have BLACKED at least one? You were literally imported to fuck white women

ayyy wassup east africans , my great grandfather married his ex-slave from sudan . what was the type of sudanese who got enslaved ? the nubians ?

I knew this spineless faggot wouldn't even last a year before fucking up.

Can someone take flight to Mogadishu and put a bullet in his skull.

These diaspora presidents are just as bad as the locals. Somalia is doomed to be an eternal failure.

Could it be they are 67IQ subhumans?

You're sad

The niolites. Southern
Sudanese people basically.

North Sudan is basically southern Egypt and Southern Sudan is their slave depot.

He was literally the only choice who wasn't a madman or a corrupt bastard.
Richard Flynn never tested a single somali in his life as we were sorta in a civil war.
Hiding our IQ powerlevel until the Chinese takeover.

Are you a somaliANO living in Italy? Have you BLACKED any italian women with your BSC (big Somali cock)?

youtube.com/watch?v=VFyR4lPigV0
kek.
It's actually the other way around in Italy.

BIX NOOD

MUH CLAN NIGGA

MUH FIGGIN ANCESTRY SENPAI

WE WUZ SULTANZ AND SHIT

>tfw to intelligent for tests

>niolites
Jesus fucking christ , they are so dark. No surprise that my great grandmother's genes are still going strong

That woman is ethopian dull stone

kek
This is a HOA thread.

Top lel. That SSpot thread is legendary. I swear there are levels to autism whitebois aren't even able to comprehend.

Respond to this comment in somali

qabil means tribe ?

clan

They aren't that many tribes in HOA because tribe implies being cut off from the outside world

qabila is an arabic word , is somali full of ayyrap words like amazigh , persian , kurdish ...?

It's decently packed.
We still use some arab swearwords as well as arab names for (Halwa)

*food

After Islam Arabic terms were inserted into nearly every Cushitic language

waryaa waxaan uu baahanahay qof aan waso

Also tribe doesn't really work as a term in regards to Africa (vs inland of both type where it has a explicit and clear legal basis in law)

Dhaqan celis ban ahay si fican mahku hadlikaro aafkagee aabahay.

Indians not inland

walaalayaal We have a huge Somali discord. hada tahay somali, meeshaan soo gal
discord.gg/eE9WZ7

Do white men have small
Dicks?

Yes. Luckily Somali bulls are there to sexually satisfy our women

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Major clan rankings:

Darod/Dir > Isaaq > Hawiye >>>>> Rahanweyn

.5 clan rankings:

Benadiri > Carab Salax > Bravanese > Bajuni > Sheekhal > Ashraaf > Muse >>>> Mahiban/Yibir >>>>>>>>> Sab Niggers


If any Somali ITT doesn't agree with this ranking they're a jareer that's need to go back to Tanzania.

good list sxb

t. darood

Major clan rankings:

Darod/Dir > Isaaq > Hawiye >>>>> Rahanweyn

.5 clan rankings:

Benadiri > Carab Salax > Gaalje'el > Bravanese > Bajuni > Sheekhal > Ashraaf > Muse >>>> Mahiban/Yibir >>>>>>>>> Sab Niggers


If any Somali ITT doesn't agree with this ranking they're a jareer that's need to go back to Tanzania.

Any clans I'm missing are probably irrelevant.

Agreed.

I forgot to add Tumal. We'll sandwich them in between the Midgaan and Jews.