>German/French tourist asks for directions
>give false answer
>British tourist asks for directions
>be as helpful as possible
German/French tourist asks for directions
didn't know people go to portugal for vacation
Why do you do this?
I don't like Germs and Frogs
You act like there are a lot european tourists going on vacation to Brazil.
Do you love us?
>British tourist asks for directions
>kill his children with a car bomb
delet
of course
very good lad
Thanks!
fuck off, you pathetic LARPer
>swede asks for directions
>send him towards the muslim containment zone
una cerveza por favor
>polish guy asks for directions to the temp work agency
>point him to the local sharia zone
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why is she so perfect?
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I want to hot glue dejeerling's teacup
She's not for lewding
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>any Latin tourist asks directions
>steal his money and beat him up
>britbong asks directions
>give him vodka, give him my cute sister for the night, show him directions to success in his life
>estonian asks...
>he is forever locked in a basement
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brb booking my flight to spb
Ok, we're waiting. Give your contact phone number so we can meet you in the airport
I unfiltered you to see what you had to say and it wasn't worth it.
>tourist asks for directions
ITT: virgin anime girl posters
do you have a comfy commie block I can stay in, how about any Estonian bois I can use?
I live in comfy historical building in the central district. You can use my sister, but you can't use MY Estonians, we can rent you one for your stay though.
t. Alberto Barbosa
>swedish tourist asks for directions
>give false answer
>a tourist from literally any other nationality asks for directions
>be as helpful as possible