Can you even call yourself Alpha if you need dick pills?
/heem/ - Dick Pill Edition
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>Jesse Taylor
latest fighter to blame dick pills for being flagged by USADA
My favorite female fighter is rin nakai
Nakai bless
>can knock out 99% of men on the planet
>can't get hard with a woman
>UFC Middleweight Champion
>Mansion in California
>Loyal wife
>Beautiful children
>Most wins in the UFC
>Acting career and has been on Conan
>Great Podcast
>Main Eventing the MSG card
>Millionaire
>Saves lives
Truly the GOAT of our generation
how is it jon's fault 3d girls are shit? i bet he can get rock hard for his waifu
Jon Jones can't lay off the coke so he has to resort to dick pills
is this the thread?
Who is YOUR favorite WOMAN MMA Fighter? No trolling or joking around answer with an actually female fighter. Professional level only please.
Yes
>Commits battery against non-fighters at Planet Fitness
Cynthia Calvillo.
Is thia gay
he looks like a different person here
It's almost like steroids makes mma easy mode
(unless you're fighting mighty manlet)
nice gyno faggot
What are the odds on lyoto v brunson?
they're both so inconsistent I imagine it's pick em, which wouldn't be worth betting on
Is it Conor McGregor?
A Barboza kick?
Diaz blood,
A smile that shows
A toothpick?
Is it holding on tight
When the ref's reaching in?
The moulding of blight
With the breaching of skin?
Is it bleeding or breaking?
Or wincing in pain?
Is it needing; mistaking
The anguish and strain,
For the feeling of heartbreak
As though you're invested
In this fighter's vaporized
Blood that's ingested?
When that
Which will bring us all back
Till the end,
Is the violence,
It binds us.
We can't comprehend
How this beautiful canvas
Could not be loved dearly.
Our differences vanish;
The passion so clearly
Embracing our shitposting
Habits on /heem/
As loving, sincerely?
As though we're a team?
Our OPs so spiteful and full of bad blood,
But this poem, delightful, was made for you, bud.
We all bleed together and thus behove strife,
In nefarious weather,
/heem/ is love.
/heem/ is life.
>tfw I could work every here into a shoot
>tfw wanna bet on brunson cos should b easy money but he changes styles fight to fight
Lyotos taken too much damage, that yoel ko was fucking vicious plus he got fucked by fluke pebblegrasp
the bare feet and the bed make it gay
If jui jitsu is gay all mma fighters except the black beast are gay
Nope, just two guys working on their jits on a hotel bed.
Post yfw 217 is cancelled due to Antifa terrorist attack
Is there any other MMA fighters who are gamers besides Conor McGregor and Mighty Fag?
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Whittaker unironically plays runescape
Mackenzie Dern
>"I pussied out"
He legit says this in his new documentary
Black Beast does BJJ, too. I've seen pictures. You have to train submission grappling or you'll get memed on. There is no way around it. This isn't 1995, guys know you need proficiency in every aspect of MMA if you want to be good.
I choked out a white belt 60lbs of muscle heavier than me last night, and I'm just a shit random blue belt. Imagine how hard an actual fighter would destroy a guy with no grappling training.
Do it, I dare you bitch
>don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened
lmao what the fuck is bjj nigga just shuck off the takedown nigga just walk away
Once a quitter always a quitter
HARD WORK
Ryan Hall and Josh Barnett both play Magic: The Gathering, which is several stages of autism higher than playing video games.
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What the actual fuck! Whittaker is also actually a Metal Gear Solid Fan just like McGregor, he follows Stef the Joost on Instagram! But Runescape, Jesus Christ!
I love all this hype behind Till. the kid is clearly a walking science project, looking forward to him testing positive.
/ourguy/
A FOOKIN' LIGHT HEAVYWEIGHT FIGHTING AT WELTAWEIGHT
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Holloway has his Twitch
I like it
I know Jorge and Colby love call of duty and play that loads, Kevin Lee likes halo and TFerg plays vintage games like pacman. Jose Aldo plays fifa
Who the fook is that guy on the right! Should be Mike Perry for Sup Forums.
I'd imagine most play video games, but only a few play them religiously
He's talking about playing Call of Duty, not Metal Gear Solid lmao
Musashi plays Fifa as well
He's also terrible at it and is a sore loser
>Shitty genetics islander
>Twitch
Mark Hunt is the Superior Islander
Any real fitefan knows this will be fotn ufc 217
>shitty genetics
>godly chin
>knockout power
>munster height and reach for a featherweight
He still played Metal Gear Solid, thats all that matters.
you disrespectful little nuthugger shit get the fuck outta my page then u piece of shit
Yep, my prospect boy finna heem duffy
OVEREEM plays FIFA too
>high school
>he looks virtually identical to now
Either Samoan genetics or all dat meth
> munster height and reach for a featherweight
Makes me sad, knowing when he can't make weight for 145 anymore he will die at lightweight with everyone's reach advantage.
>>munster height and reach
lmao he's a fucking reachlet
Nah
Being a reachlet is a good thing though.
Tell that to Artem Lobov against Fili, would of knocked out that Islander if he had the reach and good takedown D!
100%
>knockout power
>>munster height and reach for a featherweight
His reach isn't really that good and he's more of a volume striker than a ko artist
I'd be surprised if that ever happens, you don't realise how narrow he is. No way he walks around at more than Waldo
Check his Instagram, no way he walks near 145.
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Hardy work!
9 more days
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Happy Halloween goofs
I like this photo
About 160-165
He's got narrow shoulders, thin wrists, skinny. There was a picture of him next to nate diaz and the difference is insane
you too
>americans playing fifa
what a joke
What's the frick is this nigga talking about?
Overeems not American you casual tit
Damn you made me check the date, just realised it's my birthday tomorrow didn't even know
>He's got narrow shoulders, thin wrists
Doesn't indicate weighing less, his frame might be small but his muscle mass could definitely weigh him down. Muscle is heavier than fat and Nate despite the memes defintley walks at like 180 - 200, check his instagram.
Yes he is he lives in coral springs
Good to hear you didn't go through with the barbiturates, happy early birthday bro
Is that her boyfriend on the right?
Holy shit, unless this isn't even his image. You know, people running his social media accounts. It is an advertisement after all.
no he's gay
>Mark Hunt Highschool
This looks like one of those stupid distorted pictures that I make. What the fuck.
I unironically hope GSP literally straight up murders Bisbong
He will
Yeah but that's what I'm saying, Nate is say 190 pounds, there's a clear 25 pounds between the 2
People think because I'm tall I weigh a lot without realising how small my frame is, my brother who is 3 inches shorter as skinny, but has way broader shoulders and isn't a wristlet has 10-15 pounds on me
Nah bro, why the fook would his agent be hitting nice food.
Unlikely. Bisping is like cryptonite to has-been fighters.
Please show these pictures.
Pic related
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Oh Canadian, Shitposter
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The dumb and the lame, gather in a circle
Makin ready for the posting
Their train their cheetos and their thumbs, to be as one
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Oh, Canadian Shitposter
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Oh, Canadian Shitposter
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Oh, Canadian Shitposter
Mai nana hope, imua!
Oh, Canadian Shitposter
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Oh, Canadian Shitposter
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Murder via wrestlefucking. Gsp is a boring fag and I wish he stayed gone
I post them all the time
They're stupid, juvenile, and only make me laugh
You'll know them when you see them
I-it's beautiful
Holy fuck, legit thought that was fetty wap.
Easy win for that balding fuck Vick.
It's Wood
THIS, however, is Joji Senshu Pureido
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