/nfl/ general: totally on topic OP edition

BAL:Mike Wallace (concussion) practicing again
WAS:Norman (ribs) expected to resume practicing
DAL:Cowboys sign Nugent to fill in for Dan Bailey
MIA:DeVante Parker appears to practice Tuesday
NYG:Sterling Shepard expects to return after bye
MIA:NFL ends Landry investigation, no suspension
PIT:Tomlin: Bryant 'not available via a trade'
PIT:JuJu Smith-Schuster in concussion protocol
OAK:Lynch's suspension upheld, will sit Week 8
PHI:Jason Peters tore ACL & MCL, season over
FA:Dolphins cut ties with CB Byron Maxwell
CAR:Greg Olsen could return to practice next week

you can only reply to this post if you have a top 5 defense in the league

>Phins/Ravens on TNF

I will definitely be missing this one.

fuck off huehues

>Chargers can’t study tape of the Patriots because of fog from ‘Sunday Night Football

24D intergalactic backgammon

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>PIT:Tomlin: Bryant 'not available via a trade

Because no one wants him. Is Tomlin a retard?

Steelers, I guess

smoking big doinks here in amish

Mike Brown here, I've just got done with the plan to extend Marvin Lewis another two years.

>223 YARDS FROM SCRIMMAGE

YOU CANT.
FUCKING.
STOP.
ZEKE.

>a member of this QB class is about to start in an NFL game in 2017
How did American society allow this to happen?

Teams have, though...

>Bell up the middle, FIRST DOWN!

Jej

This is what happens when Americans take their eye off the egg. I mean ball.

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By you I mean a certain uppity NFC East Rival that thinks they have a "Good" Run D.

Hilariously enough he will stop himself like Lawrence Phillips did.

>mfw 5-4 entering the bye

>11 receptions in 2 games
>2-0 in that time

I'll take it I guess.

nth for dem boys going 13-3

Thinks? They have the best run D in the league.

Wasn't Phillips garbage from the get-go?

>yfw Carr breaks his back again

>mike wallace spending like 15 min looking for his helmet
My sides. Baltipoor and all their fans are such fucking kuks

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Never said otherwise. Just that it doesn't matter with certain special players.

>Mixon with almost 7 yards per carry in the first half
>0 runs in the last 2.5 quarters
It's like they don't want to win at all.

...so we are getting btfo by the Cowboys this weekend aren't we...

Yeah. He was an alcohol.

is the game on Primetime? then yes

Marvin Lewis doesn't want his rookies to get touches. Gotta run Hill up the middle for -2

Please don’t post. I’m really mad at the skins for not beating the eagles. I mean you had so many open shots on Wentz you could of at least injured him.

B-b-but we injured Peters :(

You disgraced the entire state of Maryland last night Redskins.

Technically the Eagles did that themselves. Redskins player was blocked into him.

S..stop

Maryland disgraces itself with Baltimore.

Don't worry, you'll get your turn Thursday night.

just another day in the life...

You need to shop Scot McGlochlin's face on there

Shoosh Shitbird, or I'll 44-7 you again

have the raiders even faced a good defense and won kek

Uppity arent you?

Probably, but in this case I think he's just trying to shut down any trade talk.

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>Ahh yes, "Kareem Hunt", he will make a fine runner-up to my award and most gracious relief in the Pro Bowl at the end of the season

>pro bowl

At least you know your team isn't going anywhere in the playoffs.

1st place

Also the only reason Fournette will be playing in the pro bowl is because Hunt will be preparing for the Superbowl.

>gets swept by the Cowboys

>prepare to watch the Owl from box seats

Seems unnecessary.

Get in the discuck tiki

Why not just go to the Super Bowl and Pro Bowl? It's not like Hunt can't get seats for both

Why the fuck do people even chat in a discord? Like what the fuck do those pathetic shits talk about?

not for long.

Redskins fans only talk about owl count because they are irrelevant in the current year.
Eagles have 3 NFL rings...no Owls though. But they look burtty gud this year. Kinda like the panthers that year they made it to the owl because every other team in the league was broken as shit

theres way more memes in there, its comfy, try it out.

Tfw get to rrest and drink
>no football though

Tell me who why my team WON'T fire KNJ

>intz threw another pick

>allowing Reed's old-ass to style on you
>2TDs on 77 yards
>Cousins was barely pressured
>Doctson ran all over the field

Hey are you mad?

>13-3

*Falseflags your team*

>Dad made me watch the 98 super bowl again

does this count as avataring?

Because I'm Al Davis and I say no. You thought I was dead? Hell no, legends never die, just like the RAAAAAAAIDEEEEERS! I've been living in hiding, laying low with my good friends Elvis Presley and Jimmy Hoffa. See you on the other side, kid, and that side is Paramus, New Jersey.

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Dont you mean "my moms husband made me watch the 98 super bowl again"

game thread

BORTLES!!!

I know you're memeing but that's not funny

>"Bortles isn't elite"

>yards meaning anything
>le chuck it 3 feet over cooper's head man

fag.

>The new Brady vs Manning debate has fallen in to the hands of the two most insufferable fanbases in the NFL

Please Jesus bring back Luck vs Wilson, I can't stand any more of this Dak vs Wentz shit

Why are you cheering for the Lastros, faggot?

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why isn't rugby called handegg when the ball is actually much more egg like

Jameis is having a good year, even if the team sucks right now.
Mostly orbit me

>The new Brady vs Manning debate

Still going to be Bortles vs. Carr desu

Don't even recognize any of the names besides Based Amari

Loser says what?

How is it our fault that your team didn't draft the next Manning and Brady?

If the GOAT continues winning and goes for a third owl like he did in the early 2000's, who will he be up against this time?

Giggles? Chefs? Stellars?

Who is Goof in this debate. Chad Pennington?

All you nfc east homos. Redskins are good enough to step up and punk the cowgirls, they are not that good, they beat up on the 49ers,
>owow
Just please break zeke the woman beating freak' s leg so I can stop hearing about the fucking suspension. Plus if he's out for the rest of the year it would be hilarious to see the NFLPA try to push the suspension up to this year and the league now try to push it back to next year.

Iggles

>two AFC teams in the Owl

>Wentz's girlfriend is ugly tomboy
>Dak's is a model

JUST

Ravens hopefully so he gets his bird-hunter achievement

Carr: Gannon
Bortles: Rivers 2.0
Wentz: Testaverde
Dak: Moon
Teddy: Doug Williams

i pooped and blood came out

Why are Cowboys fans so insufferable? I don't get it.

Going to bed, peace.

How many fucking cowpepe images do you have

right now it's just one guy trying to get his shitpost on

the other ones won't show up unless the cowboys happen to beat the eagles in a few weeks

Nick names are given. And no one
>no one
gives a shit about rugby.

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Is Joe Flacco still elite?

He stopped being elite in 2015