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men of the year edition

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caa

anime

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me mouth is as dry as gandhis flip flop

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CHOON

>Best OKC opener: we should have 100 babies desu
>Her: what haha you're crazy or she gets offended or something
>You: sorry
>You: I meant 10 babies
>*Proceed with normal conversation*

sue

*gets 4 mpg*
*breaks down*
*dies in car crash because no safety*

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just remembered muslims exist


ffs

What's Charli's racial comp?

dont acknowledge it

*passes the ball to you*

C'MON user

brainlet

If they absolutely had to pick a Muslim, I would have chosen Delle Ali. He's a very exciting young player and he's british

>gq awards

FFS what is this shite?

>what about the grassy knoll?

>I specifically asked you not to do it. Poor form.

hehe me n thailad getting busted with a harddrive of gay porn

I genuinely believe that all Sup Forums posts are collated and ran through a government filter. Call me a Tim-tier paranoid melt all you like but this definitely happens.

Consider how many people easily run homemade Sup Forums archives then consider what resources the government's cyber division have access to. Combine this with the normoid assumption that anyone who would want to post on a forced-user site MUST be a weird deviant + the remote possibility that some lunatics might post on here in advance of doing bad things and there is no way this site isn't monitored.

There are literally certain words and phrases which I will deliberately not include in my posts because I don't want them flagged.

Think "words which you would be stupid to yell in a [building where flying machines land and take off]" (even saying that word will DEFINITELY get you flagged)

half white half indian I think

literal nonce imagine saving a pic of an underage child

halo alien?

he's not a smelly muslim though

*pip*

thanks for reposting this

>If they absolutely had to pick a Muslim, I would have chosen Delle Ali. He's a very exciting young player and he's british

3000 have signed, I assume some of those have higher qualifications than the guys who run the organisation.

I wish the milk man would deliver my milk, in the morning
I wish the milk man would deliver my milk, when I'm yawning
I wish the milk man would deliver my milk, in the morning
I wish the milk man would deliver my milk, when I'm yawning
I wish the milk man would deliver my milk, in the morning
I wish the milk man would deliver my milk, when I'm yawning
I wish the milk man would deliver my milk, in the morning
I wish the milk man would deliver my milk, when I'm yawning
I would like some milk from the milk man's wife's tits
I would like some milk from the milk man's wife's tits
I would like some milk from the milk man's wife's tits
I would like some milk from the milk man's wife's tits
I would like some milk from the milk man's wife's tits
I would like some milk from the milk man's wife's tits

new watch

Ali?

matthew ludford is a nonce shall be contacting your family and letting them now

yes shes half indian

if you don't recognise this fella then you DIDNT have a childhood

Build a bomb lads

good lad

Why do British people sound so fancy & posh? Even your poorfags get treated like wealth intellectuals over here.

ty

Assume all you want but you have no solid evidence for anything you've been saying

only 90's kids remember zika virus

redpill me on ludders

>tf
>tp

What am I looking at?

bf just sent me this

The closer I can get to bad weather without it touching me, the happier it makes me. Love having my window open when it rains. Would really love to chill in a tent in a thunderstorm.

FOY off

just because i post a picture of something doesn't mean i want to have sex with it

Fuck off Gerry

highly doubt a nasal-voiced Glaswegian junkie would be mistaken for nobility over there

*parp*

utterly grim taste
it even looks like you deliberately used bad pictures of them as well

not a muslim?

There's a pile of evidence here:

youtube.com/watch?v=0tn-d4NZ3x4

the gf and i

Looks like a fucking chimp

I refused to show the African bitch at the ticket gate my ticket and just walked through
She was offended and I pointed out that she didn't check the ticket of the person in front of me

Next UKIP leader

dont think you've met a real underclass brit yet

OI YOU FACKING CANT I'LL KNOCK YOU SPARKO

never skip leg day XD

>Marina is Welsh/Greek
>Charli is English/Indian
This proves Englishmen NEED to marry brown girls to build a better future for the world.

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when we having chukka "the british obama" umunna as the labour leader and pm then?

GCHQ have agents watching /brit/ 24/7

one of them is here right now

alri

The anglosphere really should be nuked

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back from amsterdam, toil again in 13 hours

mmm yes

think they have better things to do mate

which one you

I'm going by the same standards as GQ here, when they choose Zain Malik although he has a huge tattoo on his chest which is absolutely unislamic. I'm not saying Delle is a fucking Ayatollah but ALI ffs. A-L-I. I'm guessing one of his parents is muslim-nigerian

fucking LOVE aphex twin

bought some resistance bands, hoping I can use them to fix my rounded shoulders

shall be posting regular progress updates in the months to come

spent half my day on google maps again

me standing up behind

even if they do it doesnt matter

moderate labourites think he's slimy and smug (he is), he's unelectable

youre 5'10"

If you work for GCHQ you LEGALLY have to say so right now

90's internet trekkie

Prince Homo looking FAAAAAABULOUS

It's Alli with two Ls

it's alli. was his father's surname, who abandoned him as a baby. he stopped using alli on his shirt because he feels no connection to the name

You can see my willy from space

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ah yes the virgin home workout

Excellent choice. Used them for shadow boxing, punch speed went right up.

no sorry

well we need a 1 up on the french because they got the best leader in europe right now and the only way we can pull that off is with a black or asian pm

feeling very angry
going for a wank to let off some steam

All other stone roses songs are shit, except for you know which one. How is it fucking possible to write a masterpiece then go on being mediocre for the rest of your career lol

fuck GCHQ

how tall

fight the power, you go girl whoo xxx

I reckong WW2 wasn't as scary as people say. Only 15%-20% of actually soldiers fired their weapons in WW2.
Less than that actually fired to kill.
Not scary at all

5'8"

t. cowedly paki

Ah right my bad.
I bet it's his Caucasian parent who abandoned him. Not. Lol

GCHQ = leftypol

good evening lads

.. Me Richard D James Byrne in my rented flat in Cornwall ...