Brit/pol/ - Stale Edition

>MUH NIGEL HATE BANDWAGON:
youtube.com/watch?v=M_dVs6v8LNw>Farage at the EU parliament for the first time since Brexit:
youtube.com/watch?v=X7le5GPJpbE>Pound Sterling begins to rise again
bbc.co.uk/news/business-36660133

>300,000 more migrants from Africa headed to Europe.
breitbart.com/london/2016/06/29/frontex-chief-300000-migrants-headed-africa-europe/

>Britain to open Immediate trade talks to Australia and South Korea
thesun.co.uk/news/1358907/britain-set-to-open-immediate-trade-talks-with-australia-and-south-korea/

>Police deny hate crime has 'surged by 56% since brexit'
breitbart.com/london/2016/06/29/police-hate-crime-not-surged-57-per-cent-since-brexit/

>EU tells Nicola Sturgeon to fuck off
archive.is/bQGLN

>Boris gives 'two fingers' to remain Tory MPs
thetimes.co.uk/redbox/topic/brexit-britain/boris-gives-two-fing-fingers-to-remain-tory-mps

>Farage on CNN
youtube.com/watch?v=LwNi5HMOlbQ

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theguardian.com/politics/2015/oct/06/theresa-may-to-tell-tory-conference-that-mass-migration-threatens-uk-cohesion
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-15140742
theguardian.com/uk-news/2015/feb/03/professors-letter-protest-counter-terrorism-campuses
theguardian.com/science/2015/dec/13/vaughan-bell-legal-highs-psychoactive-drugs-bill
youtube.com/watch?v=b9bn0Q3DGoQ&feature=youtu.be
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

Ok, lads.

Lets assume we're stuck with

>Her

What are the pro's and con's?

Be honest, she must have some pro's.

Whats the Chilcot enquiry?

absolute madman

#Pray4Boris

hates immigrants and terrorists

1984 Orwellian control freak, will shut down Sup Forums

About the Iraq War

you can't be serious

>pros
She hates immigrants
>cons
she'll install cctv every 10 metres

BREXIT NONCES OUT

Wait, you realize she's gonna be the most based PM right ?

>against immigration, wants to deport illegals, Liberals buttmad

theguardian.com/politics/2015/oct/06/theresa-may-to-tell-tory-conference-that-mass-migration-threatens-uk-cohesion

>scap Human Rights act, Liberals buttmad

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-15140742

>strong anti-terrorism laws, Liberals buttmad

theguardian.com/uk-news/2015/feb/03/professors-letter-protest-counter-terrorism-campuses

>ban legal highs, hippy Liberals buttmad

theguardian.com/science/2015/dec/13/vaughan-bell-legal-highs-psychoactive-drugs-bill

...

A vote for Big Brother Theresa or a vote for your old mate Jezza...

This.

when can we expect a brexit video? also will he be remain or leave??

The value of my shares rose by 2.5% today, so I'm happy.

Will Dan the Man step up and save Labour from the Corbychov uprising? He's literally the only candidate who would stand a chance.

>1984
>control freak

JUST LIKE IN MY V FOR VENDETTA !

fingermen when Brits?

CHILCOT INQUIRY REPORT 6 JULY

JEREMY CORBYN VISCERALLY OPPOSED THE CORPORATE SHILLING OF TONY BLAIR

THE BLAIRITES ARE TRYING TO OUST HIM

YOU THINK THIS IS A HAPPENING?

IT HASN'T EVEN BEGUN

>Conservatives: Theresa May
>Labour Party: Angela Eagle
>SNP: Nicola Sturgeon
>Plaid Cymru: Leanne Wood
>Green Party: Caroline Lucas
>German Chancellor: Angela Merkel
>American president: Hillary Clinton

she'll end up blocking Sup Forums and arresting anyone who dares to visit Sup Forums

>This copypasta

Is it weird that I would totally fuck her?

As a neet she scares me

Vote for based May, she will keep us in the powerful European union and unify the "united" Kingdom.

The only question that matters is the Brexit one.

kek, I'm glad someone else picked up on that

Av a webm m8s.

>pros
conservative
hates indiscriminately

>cons
censors internet
draconian drug laws
freedom of speech suppression
supports remain
is female
wants britain to go back to the 18th century
viscously self-serving
everything bad about thatcher with none of the good

Will HoC/HoL allow the hardline Orwellian shit though?

The final nail in Blair's coffin, hopefully.

>strong anti-terrorism laws

You just know that it's going to mean censorship and overreaching state surveillance

WAR CRIMINAL

>this one guy who actually shills for May with his own little pasta

Degenerates

>ban legal highs, hippy Liberals buttmad
I'm not a liberal, but her stance on CCTV and drugs is archaic, we've lost the drug war and I don't want my nude pictures being looked at by the police thank you very much.

Fuck off.

She hates terrorists and will do literally anything she can to catch them

By the way her hate doesn't just include terrorist extremists, but "extremists" of any kind, she made it legal to arrest people if they disagree with any of Britain's values of "tolerance"

Literally a 1/10

Reckon she was a right saucy bint a hundred years ago.

>Pros
Not boris

>Cons
Not Corbyn
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On 4 out of 7 days of the week I would absolutely demolish Laura Kuenssberg

>>Labour Party: Angela Eagle
lmao comrade

Holy fucking shit are we about to see the dream of a split in both main parties.
Tory party split along remain and leave lines.
Labour split along Corbynism and Blarite factions.

It's fucking happening, lads.

UKIP majority in 2020 at this rate.

Look up this faggot on 4plebs, he shits up every thread shilling for May and all it boils down to is
>She makes liberals mad so she's good aye?


There has been no War on Drugs in Britain since the late 1960s, what we're living in now is the result of decades of decriminalisation

I put £10k in the FTSE 100 yesterday.

>mfw

I don't think so

Dan 'One Man Corbyncaust' Jarvis

These few days are the meme that keeps on memeing

never going to happen, i'll be surprised if they even break 2 seats

>le let everyone be a degenerate drug user meme
fuck off

Has May spoken since the referendum result?

If so, what has she said about it? What are her views on the single market?

Theresa 'what porn are my subjects watching?' May.


But srs she is a decent lady and competent. But she is far too authoritarian for me. Also is probably easily flustered.

They'll probably allow stuff to do with the internet, however our ISPs will try to delay anything bad regardless.

>supports remain
na m8

i just checked, membership costs 25 gbp and you need to be a member for 3 months before you can vote

so people cant join to spike the election for boris

There's no going back now lads

I'm with you brother.

>>Labour Party: Angela Eagle
It'll be David milliband or corbz

>war on drugs
>existing

>pros
hates immigrants
>cons
hates everyone else too

youtube.com/watch?v=b9bn0Q3DGoQ&feature=youtu.be

KING NIGGER ADDRESSING KEKADA

would she really take away our 4chains?

Theresa May will pursue Jewish interests in the Middle East and in cultural affairs, she would put CCTV on every corner, she would censor free speech even more, she would make Britain dangerous to live in. Pros: anti-immigrant. We could do better. We have to.

>Labour Party: Angela Eagle

I. AM. THE SHADOW CABINETTTT!!!
>DISPATCH-BOX. SMASH!

This is from V for vendetta right?

Now that Hillary has won the US presidency it probably makes more sense to have May.

Pros:

Will go HAM on migration

Cons:

She will put a camera up your arse and have you Gulag'd for not shitting regularly enough.

...

EU mad as fuck top kek

That image is the true Westcountry, you and Gloucestershire make us into the South West.

>I don't want my nude pictures being looked at by the police
Nothing to hide, nothing to fear :^)

>Threads usually last about an hour
>This one gets heated and becomes 1/4 full in about 10 minutes

Proof that Theresa May is fucking despised and hated across the kingdom if you ask me

How many days until a new party is formed? The blarites and tory-remainers united under one roof.

What will they call themselves Sup Forums?

>There has been no War on Drugs in Britain since the late 1960s, what we're living in now is the result of decades of decriminalisation
Yes there has and it's completely backfired on the state considered pretty much anyone and everyone gets high on anything they can get a hold of.

The state just wants to ban fun, give power to drug dealers, put legal high shops out of business, reduce tax revenues and breed criminality.

Stupidity of Theresa May and successive governments has got to be reversed, legal high shops put back into business. More people die from alcohol and tobacco related illnesses than drugs but they don't dare ban those.

Nope, hypocrites, they want everyone to be as miserable and as soulless as they are. They can burn in hell.

and you thought this season of Game of Thrones was bad???

Laura showing a fair amount of leg there. Works for me.

> Acceptable Tier
Liam Fox
David Davis

> Just CCTV and censor my shit up senpai tier
Theresa May

> Pre-school tier
Boris Johnson

> Cuck tier
Stephen Crabb(s)

> "What the fuck are you doing?" tier
Jeremey Cunt

Freeze the .gif on his face for longer at the end

the fuck is this video? did someone heckle him?

Thatcher 2.0: Theresa Boogaloo

Drug use goes down with relaxation of drug laws you fucking inbred.

Might be Children of Men.

Yes. She'd be as dry as the Sahara lad.

Wants internet censorship.
Isn't that enough?

children of men i think

I love this meme and I'm glad it's alive again.

>Dan 'Fuck the Taliban' Jarvis
>Dan 'Shootin Paks, Raisin Tax' Jarvis
>Dan '6 Million is a bit high, don't you think?' Jarvis
>Dan 'If You're Brown, Get Outta Town' Jarvis

Children of Men.

WE WILL SEIZE THE MEMES OF PRODUCTION

Lads my dad has put in his application for an Irish passport.

Once he has is, I am going to apply for mine too.

I voted out, but having one with "European Union" written on it as well as a British one can't hurt.

(P.S. was planning to get one anyone before referendum because you can't travel visa-free to USA, Canada, New Zealand or Australia if you have been arrested before)

Anyone else exploiting their potato-nigger genetics this way?

But the Police want them, user.

I mean, why stand your ground as a Home Secretary on basic civil liberties when you can just bend over the moment the civil service or police want something?

If people think she would be a good PM they're braindead.

A PM needs to be able to deny people shit like Snooper's charters, even on just the ground of "nigga I can't be fucked for garbage like this, suggest something useful with your time you overpaid cunt" which is the response anyone deserves when they want to develop Orwellian nightmares instead of, say, literally anything else humanly possible.

100% yes.
She will ban 90% of the internet, and willingly arrest you for anything she doesn't like.

I'm actually terrified of the chance that she may get in.

>Having police raid you and have TV series being proud of arresting someone for having a small bag of weed in their pocket
>LOL EPIC SUCCESS ON DRUG WAR

And yes there is a drug war in this nation and it's gotten even worse with May's laws so fuck off immorality man.

As much of a clown Boris is, if he's got Gove behind him we'll be alright. Get Boris in.

I've been taking the piss out of Jezza since he got put up for nomination but now everyone is turning on him it feels a bit bad, it's like the nurses at the home are picking on your mental old grandad

Why is he so effeminate

Evan being this mad

Children of Men, great film if you can get past the whole nigger being the human races last hope thing.

new europe

>More people die from alcohol and tobacco related illnesses than drugs but they don't dare ban those.
It's ridiculous and futile to ban a drug that's been legal for so long - Having two dangerous things that are regrettably legal is not a logical argument for making more legal in the slightest

>they want everyone to be as miserable and as soulless as they are
So we'll ignore the fact that use of drugs leads to misery and a mental state that can quite accurately be described as "soulless", will we..

Classic Thatcherite, forsaking everything for MUH TAX MONEY!!