OFFICIAL Vancouver Canucks @ Minnesota Wild Gamethread

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>stats
>numbers
>busts


GET IN HERE

Last two digits are the number of goals Derek "Sick Sniper Cellies" Dorsett scores tonight

>61
no one expect any less dorsett

>mccan injured
kippers btfo

Newfag to hockey here. Can someone explain why starting goalies sit out certain games? It is it a physical fatigue thing? Or more mental? Wouldn't you want your starter in as much as possible?

>you are privileged to watch Derek Dorsett stealth-captain the Nucks to the Cup, winning Stan Lee's bowl, the Conn Smythe, and the Heisman as the desperate NFL tries to regain relevancy

You've pretty much nailed it. Backups get the start when the starter's been run into the ground (or is going to be and could use a rest), or just when the coach thinks the backup's a better match against a given team.

playing goalie requires nothing but reactionary explosive movements, its exhausting

some teams dont have a soild number 1 so they just roll with the hot hand.
it is fatiguing so teams usually play their backup on the 2nd game of a back to back.

>take a dumb penulty against the best PP in the league when your goalies let in the first shot of the game 100% of the time

Genius, making Minnesota burn a PP on a guaranteed easy goal

it's the canucks year, and you CANNOT prove me wrong

wew wilds puck movement in the pp is scary

>there are people on Sup Forums who haven't reserved their spot on the likely parade route and have been guaranteeing its availability by sneaking out and urinating on said spot every single night at 2 AM

Fucking bandwagoners

why does Sam Gagner exist

Knew I could count on leafs for helpful tips. May Derek Dorsett be blessed with many goals

>tfw another eriksson

sedins can still pass tbqh

>tfw we will never bring back tom GOAT sestito

>tfw never got an autographed Sestito jersey

>boeser front of net on PP

are the canucks trolling themselves?

miss the sound of his patented sestito crunch tbqh

>inb4 "the tripfag who shall not be named" comes in here

I think I'm done posting on Sup Forums until the playoffs. I can't handle a full season of this bullshit.

>gagner
what the fuck was that

eriksson was at least reliable, gagner does nothing but hit muffins and turn over the puck in isolated spots

the cantpucks are full of tripfags

no I mean "that" tripfag, who is the cancer that is killing /hoc/.

its name shall not be uttered.

lmao

kippers did nothing wrong`

>don't post
>just laugh

>invoking "that" name
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

>memezotto

enjoy your cancer thread filled with tripfags

i've never seen anyone so mad at nothing

this isnt a reddithawks gamethread doe

>I'm so glad
>tripping balls
>NFL almost dead
>just a dream
>/hoc/ is NOT a delusion, ewe guise are real
>who keeps licking my feet?

How is Dorse doing for you guys? I miss him but don't miss the dumb penulties

damn Stewie can score AND is down to drop the gloves anytime.

he's like the final evolution of the enforcer. a scoring threat on you and a threat to kick your ass

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Just filter them you mong

>Bauer helmet is slightly different shade of green than the other helmets

agh my autism

Who would have thought a game between these two teams would be so boring?

if you filter them and retreat into your echo chamber like Reddit they win

i havent found it boring so far

Team leader in goals, points, hits, and PIM

He's like a hockey player from a movie turned into a real person

>also 43% shooting percentage which I'm sure will never regress

this is some next level autism

leave my state you piece of shit

Mark dont you have stuff to do at the capitol?

mans gotta eat

He's right though

Filtering people ruins the whole point of Sup Forums. If you only want to hear from people you agree with, you want Reddit

yo i heard you like perpetual possession fumbles in the neutral zone

the fuck are you talking about
stop posting these defeatist memes or leave

But identifying yourself as a certain person isnt reddit?

I agree with the tripfag but I still refuse to give it a you

No, you could do that on Sup Forums before Reddit existed

you are within the rules of Sup Forums but not within the spirit of the rules

>Anal Phil would approve

>Keith Ballard is ok

Feels good

am I supposed to know who that is? some tripfag or something?

tripcodes should have never been allowed on here

Well his brain isnt too mush to get the easiest degree at the UofM. Will probably become a coach at some school or low league.

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>text friend: hey what are you doing?
>friend: painting my bathroom, you?
>watching NHL
>gross
>well I'd say its preferable to painting a bathroom
>...

btfo

That kids program he's running for the Wild sounds cool, if unintentionally hilarious because Pedosota

@79215959
Great blog faggot

Gagner looks like he has just learned to skate

gets pushed off the puck so easily

>playing Holiday after a non-goal

9/10 audio banter

>she will never squat over your face after weeks of chronic constipation, start blowing steam in your face, visibly forming water droplets on your nose as she unloads the girthy monster turd filled with cracks and undigested corn, slowly but surely breaking through the rim as it gushes onto your face, all 20 inches of the heavy beast depressing your face, and quickly cooling as she spurts out a few droplets of liquid shit.

i like nilsson a lot more than markstrom desu

>Nilsson in net
>no first period goal
feels good

he's just really sharp, seems to know where the puck is every time

if there's one thing the canucks are the best at its falling down. christ

>not even the playoffs and Wendy's Girl degenerate poster is here to lend the Nucks his unholy power

OUR FUCKING YEAR

>"friend"

>You're not helping him paint a room, you didn't supply a can of paint
>He's not watching /hoc/ with you, he didn't buy a pizza and 6-pack christen to the newly painted water closet

Weird "friends" you have there, Sup Forumsartan

tanev LITERALLY cant stop falling

REFPUCK
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>Minnesota fans booing their own goalie

Why would they do this?

Because
>State of Hockey
>No Cups

>burmemestrov

>No Cups

lol what a shit team

>come home
>worried the game would be like 7-5 and I'll miss the rookies scoring a touchdown on the Wild
>0-0 with 2nd ending

NUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

ARE THEY BUSTING

I use the term "friend" loosely
more like "acquaintance". that guy doesn't understand hockey.

I have one real "friend" and he's my hockey watching bro.

hockeybro invited me over to watch the game on Saturday

shut up you filthy bandwagoner, game started hours ago

I saw that pass between the Minnie defender's legs to Boeser. That was fucking nice.

If only the Sedins could skate.

why does this team keep falling
reeeeeeeeeeeee

Damn, good to see him okay. Never liked him as a player, but don't want to see him injured

>tfw just fucking realized David Booth is in the league again, after leaving the NHL for 2 years

Don't even fucking know if he was in the Red Wings game.

Hongcouver isnt used to skating on ice made from pond water.

i need that GPS thing but put a hockey game on it instead

baertschi has the best stick handling on the team

>David Booth is in the league again

Well, give him a couple games and he'll be back out again

>canucks neutral zone game

Given that I didn't even know if he was playing in the Red Wings game against us, I can definitely say he was injured. Or he sucked so much like he usually does and he was scratched/invisible.

>captcha: trumpkins

really...

im so glad im not an oilers fan

Well, Booth probably voted for him

>trying to get that obsessed coilers faggot into this comfy thread

shut up you filthy bandwagoner, you weren't even here during the 1st period

>kippers
>bandwaggoner
2/10

post rare bills

>implying he hasn't slammed his 1990s Gateway laptop shut to go angrily shit out his ghetto apartment's window

Coilers lost bro

>tfw so bad at bandwagoning teams I watched the Canucks 2012-2017

fugg

based Booth

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