WORLD SERIES GAME 1 Thread #2

As a lifelong baseball fan it absolutely kills me how obnoxious Kershaw's windup is. I am a baseball fan first and foremost, and I love watching all-time greats at their peaks. Just watching their motions, you can usually tell that they are exceptional, that they are operating on another level from even other All-Stars. For all-time great pitchers, their windups become a work of art. Think Pedro Martinez, Randy Johnson, Greg Maddux. Just watching them release a pitch, you know they are absolute masters of their craft, and it is always a joy to watch. But with Kershaw, he does this ridiculous herky-jerk potato maneuver and it upsets every time. Every single time Kershaw throws a pitch I wonder what the hell is wrong with this kid and why the fuck does he throw like that. I wish nothing but bad luck for Kershaw in the playoffs. I hope he never gets a ring. His windup is shit, and he has no place in the inner sanctum of the world's greatest pitchers. He is a hack.

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Over/under on the amount of cocks Kike will suck tonight?

Threadly reminder that Kershaw deserves better than the Dodgers, and that the Astros have a better record at getting hits that matter. I strongly believe Houston will win this game and throw every major prediction on its head.

always link the old thread

there's already a thread and it's tagged correctly, you stupid assholes:
... it's the third thread, OP confirmed for newfag

REDTURN

wheres big butt doyers girl?

gotcha familia

where is butt

I kinda like his windup desu.

bidden behind dorso.

Kershaw confirmed run support babby

>Named Dallas
>Plays in Houston

doyer yak broship

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no butt but still qt Korean

AYO HOLD UP

Where's this fat Mexican??

almost 60 years since Doyers moved to the west coast. Enough time for people to not realize the rivalry between these two NYC teams

Bandwagoning whore.

He has an injured back

in europe. seriously

>walks him

Wasn't this guy a starter?

A's fan... born and raised in Giants territory... hate both of these teams. Convince me of who I should root for this series

jays out here

and by out here i mean not in the slightest

butthurt over getting benched

incoming dinger

>wendys commercial
>in game

AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>asstros bullpen

stros dont have gigantic payrolls

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Lets go dodgers

No more turf battles between the guidos and jews

is this the 1st game for doyers """""fans"""""", they overreact over everything

>Dodgers bullpen blows this game

They pitch like normal people unlike Kershits
Tae-kwon-do Bullshit, so the Astros probably have a better chance of getting something going...

Wait a minute, this sounds like rock and/or roll.

im really craving some Wendys right now.
lol OMG have you seen Wendys twitter? Their memes are so dank lol

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Does Canada remember what baseball is or are you just up there playing your meme football?

Fans of any team in any game of any sport ever overreact to fucking everything.

OFFICIAL WINNIE THE POOH CHARACTER POLITICAL SPECTRUM FROM MOST BLUEPILLED TO MOST REDPILLED
>Rabbit
>Kanga
>Eeyore
>Tigger
>Piglet
>Pooh
>Owl
>Christopher Robin
>Roo

here's moar

whatever you say, faggot

doesnt this kill your legs having a fat piece of shit on you?

god that looks painful

Holy smokes the titties on that fan

Ok thank fucking god

Disgusting Jew York/Commiefornia broship. Texas will defeat your unholy alliance.

this is gamethread #4

i guess we're here now?

Cubs would beat either of these teams.

Doyers lose 5-4. cap this post.

Lolis for Dodgers.

Kershaw gives up 1 run before he gets 1 out... gets pulled

its a lot more fun when you get to pelt infants with beercans between innings, gets you in with the lads

Literally obsession for men, the thread.

degenerate

Holy fuck. Please kill yourself. No one will miss you.

Literally in europe

D O Y E R S
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>1 run
1 walk actually

I c da pusi

lmfao I forgot about your beer throwing ways in cucknadia.

Just like they beat the dodgers in the NLCS, right?

that's some good shit

>not harpooning infant seals for their pelts in between cold brews with the lads

Is he getting those shots like everyone does (here in Germany)

based

This is a mongolian basketweaving board.

brandon morrow is elite

Dude could fucking flap those ears and fly.

Why does bullpen exist

>It's the World Series
>Two of the largest markets in the United States playing each other
>We're still on the second thread

What a disgrace.

>Reddit

dat release point doe

miss u bby

Not the second thread.

it's thread #4 of this size. OP copied and pasted from #2

>Houston
>large market
it's the 4th thread this one is just an old dupe

>people will fall for this obvious b8

>THIS WAS THE NUMBER ONE RUN PRODUCING TEAM IN BASEBALL

WAS

W A S
A
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One of those markets is Atlantis right now.

>too retarded to use the catalog

>Bait

This is at least the 5th thread, actually

Morrow is a Mariner

He throws 100 nowadays? Wtf

What a scam

>tmobile

>not having a rolling sticky for game one of the WS
Hope mods fix this for next game.

He's actually in El segundo. LA times reported it wrong

Fuck the Blue jays

>In game commercials

Disgraceful.

Tourists, please.

Gotta get those ads in there.

I hope Carlos Beltran never gets a ring.

>The fourth largest city in the country
>small market
Why do Houston fags like to pretend they aren't a large market team?

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT TMOBILE AD

>cowshits

fuck

come on stros

>THAT SPED UP TMOBILE JINGLE

WE HAVE ENTERED THE DEPTHS OF HELL

based

>and now a word from tmobile
fucking hell