/hoc/ VGK Vegas Golden Knights vs Chicago Blackhawks GAMETHREAD

VGK is 6-1
Chicago is 5-2-2

VGK has two goalies out on Injuries.

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late night hockey time

in for the golden goys.

Just tried making this thread, then it said duplicate image exists.

You son of a gun

>9 pm Hockey
Late night to start drinking

Who /twobeersaperiod/ here?

>My beer
>Skeletal
>A coincidence? Yeah I just like it

Nice to see two cup-contender teams play it out. VGK is unstoppable lately but I think the goalie situation will undo them.

Go Knights Go!

Time for an interesting matchup.

Say it with me everyone.

Seven and One

>skeletal beer
My skeletal compatriot. I'm pretty sure I've had this before but it was on sale and good ABV.

I tried that way back when I was a young man and didn't have a cultured palate for IPA's yet

I hated it, I'll have to go back and try it again.

GO HAWKS

who /lifelong/ here

what happens if I reach in that hole?

You get one peepee.

youtube.com/watch?v=wyxSZhushjU
Everytime when I see something Youjo Senki related. I wish I could rewatch this for the first time again. This shit had me in stitches.

You find a penis.

I'm feeling a blowout loss.

>a cultured palate for IPA's yet

You mean you weren't a faggot bugman with bitch tits yet?

>/lifelong/ versus tripfags the thread

/lifelong/

You will face unimaginable pain, worse yet if you withdraw your hand. You would then face the Gom Jabbar.

>tfw I am not the kwisatz haderach

don't think about it

>wearing the wrong uniform
>Las Vegas Desert Toads

You don't wanna be mang. Didn't you learn anything? To know your future is to be trapped by it. :^)

I'm /fit/, handsome, and have an impeccable jaw line.

And I don't take opinions from bitches sitting in their moms' basements hugging their anime waifu pillows.

you seem awful jealous of my waifu pillow

>sitting in their moms' basements hugging their anime waifu pillows.
Take it back, bitch.

My pillow > your pillow.

If it's a body pillow of me it's fine

The new face of the NHL. The new World's Team in the NHL. The refs are all ours too.

>Golden Knights
>Gila monster mascot

....K?

what the hell is going on with those sunglasses

>Gilla Monster
>not a spartan or warrior, or some shit
fucking why

It's cold and rainy outside, I feel sad for anyone that doesn't have a waifu to cuddle with

Imagine the bandwagon falloff once the Vegas Toads start shitting the bed,

>3rd string goalie
>swede
oh this should be good

Come on post your pic. Let's see those bugman glasses and beard to hide your weak jaw.

Muzzle flash from an assault rifle from somewhere in the arena.

>lets go hawks
kek

>The Blackhawks think they will beat Vegas.
You can't make this shit up lmao.

>"Okay guys, we need a mascot for our new team, the Golden Knights. Any ideas?"
>"What do you mean?"
>"What do you mean what do I mean? We need a fucking mascot."
>"Well shouldn't it just be a golden knight?"
>"No. That's fucking retarded. Listen, turn on national geographic, whatever animal they have on the TV is our next mascot."

How the VGK got the gila monster as their mascot.

>LETS GO HAWKS
Vegas shitters on suicide watch

>Implying I care enough about you to prove it to you.

Why do beta males think this? Fuck off kid

>Pic very related

No goalie, even if we lose it's no big deal. 2 Goalies on IR.

Is there a video of this event, wtf is going on with those glasses and gloves?

Knights already trying to get /heem/'d by Hayden

DUNCAN, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING

scarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

HAYDEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wow

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HAYMAKER!

I chose to watch this. Which team is better?
You can go behind the goalposts. cool

JOHN FUCKING HAYDEN
SHORT HANDED
VEGAS SHITTERS ON SUICIDE WATCH

My left eye has been twitching for over a weeki nxoming aneurysm

trips confirm gowlie fight

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>KNIGHTS GET HEEM'D BY HAYDEN ANYWAY

AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

YALIE

well shit

I wish I killed myself the first time I watch Crawshit give up a goal less than a minute after the Hawks score so I didn't have to experience the thousands of times it happened later. Fuck this guy

Goddamnit, i can't enjoy anything can i?

Wow it's going to be one of those games

>chicongos think they won or a goal means anything
1-1 tripfaggots

VGK will win without a goalie

>the Chicago Wolves are the Golden Knights' AHL team
how the fuck does that happen
at least St Louis geographically made sense

>trips confirm
What in the actual fucking shitposting magic is this?

NOSTRADAMAUSSIE! Holy shit I'm hype

crawford
v
fleury(?)

they used to be the Canucks affiliate too. there
is no explaining

SSSSSSSCCCCCCAAAAARRRRRR!!!! Fuck the Bears! Oh shit, wrong sport. Fuck the Blackhawks!

fleury is on IR from the red wings kneeing him in the head.

welp

defense? who needs defense?

well in history knights (europeans) do well against injuns in battle

Go knights Go
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7-1 with 3 different goalies

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Jesus fucking Christ, Crawford.

Holy christ we're about to see the highest scoring game in the history of /hoc/

We /NFL/ points now

Crawford should just retire.

Good save, tumbles.

SSSSSSSSCCCCCCAAAAAAARRRRR!!!!! The Blackhawks really thought they could! ROFL!!!!

/ouryear/ fellow lifelongers

If we lose to these guys it's gonna be embarrassing af

L I F E
O
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>tfw u lost ur virginity before the golden knights existed

It's about time.

...

idktfb

>tfw u lost ur vigintiy to somone that existed before the blackhakws

I did find this
youtube.com/watch?v=oauDBCtynmA

>tfw I lost my virginity during the unveiling of the golden knights
>tfw blew my load before the video feed started working

That was a different kind of pathetic.

>never been a hockey fan my whole life
>thinking about deciding to become a Golden Knights fan

I guess better than bandwagoning Chicago

>tfw u lost ur virginity to someone younger than the knights

we fbi watchlist now

coulda been a lifelong weeks ago.

you're a bandwagoner if you follow the knights at this point

is it just me or is the crowd going "oh noooo" when the see the outfit

HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW??

it doesn't sound like they're cheering

Sorry la, the cutoff point was before the season. Go root for the Lames or Detoilet.

>mispronounces gila monster

ahtgy dggy

>when ur on an intergalactic adventure with a venomous lizard

Didn't think about it, the season just started anyway its not even fucking November yet

Bandwagon a team that has played 7 games in their entire existence? Does that make any fucking sense at all?