No Singles Policy

IS THIS REAL OR NOT?

Yeah, either get dubs or get out

Sup Forums has disabled dubs, dumbass...

US: Yes
Rest of world: No

You give them an inch, they take a mile

It is where I live

>Yes

sauce now, i want to see a cinema website with this policy written on it

Then I guess we all need to get out

My local range has that policy yes
Too many faggots blew their brains out
Not even yearly members can go in by themselves

Oh really :^)

No it doesnt chekch these

Oh except for myself I see.

All you single plebs need to leave though.

what do you think?
Does this picture lie?

it's true

i have to pay hookers to go to the movies with me just so i can see them on the big screen

Checked

Check these

Please i just wanted to watch Silence in theaters!

>No single men

Get me a rundown on these digits

I know it's a meme, but I do wonder sometimes. Like if a single 40 year old neck beard showed up to watch Leap! would they let you in?

>mfw I have never gone to the kinoplex to watch a film on my own
>I have no friends or gf

As long as you pass the test and the physical and present your permission slip you're good to go.

Just make sure you pass the penis inspection and leave your falcon at home and you won't have any trouble.

It's normally teenagers working in cinemas, they don't really give a fuck or even want to be there.I don't think it would be a problem.

If not then how does this picture exist? (Pepe is of course photoshopped)

>leave falcon at home
What is this nazi germany?

Only in murrica, land of freedom, except you're not free to go alone to the cinema.

They expect one of us in the wreckage Bro