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>rags

The guy on the right is the BIGGEST Sedin babby.

>Henrik performs at a better PPG without the babby

7 - 1

Is there a more cucked province than Alberta?

youtube.com/watch?v=oauDBCtynmA

GIVE IT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I got the 3 (You)s I requested so I am posting it.

That guy has an awful beta male voice.

V G K

/lifelong/

watch the flag pole hit the dude in the face at the end
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post what?

I'm going to miss all this Vegas memeposting. Once in a lifetime thing for these new franchise success memes.

2017-2018 Calder Trophy winner just passing through

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>wearing awesome light up sunglasses
>banging my drum
>newly revealed mascot is too excited and slams metal pole into my face

*Wins 2018 Calder Memorial trophy*

Chance is an absolute madman. This tasty human was never seen again.

this is why the knights keep winning. if they lose, someone gets fed to the gila.

pic related
>anyone from canucks winning anything
pic related

*Blocks your path*

>2010
AKA 7 years ago.

Right, lets not forget about the Calder trophy winner for this year

>los el reys
lmao, fuck outta here. VGK are the best pac team.

get rekt cantpuck fag

>le 4th forward meme

Its all fun and games until he scurries back to Russia

>Literally proved wrong
>"HUR 6 GODZILLION YEARS AGO"

Did Cam Ward get traded from the Canes?

Didn't you hear? He got signed. First year pro. Tonight was his first game as a professional player.

Was the Panthers firing Gerard Gallant the dumbest decision ever made by a front office in sports? God I hate being a fan of this team.

Nope

Dumber than letting a 30-goal-scorer go?

average thot waiting outside the stape beggin for that BWC

will the Coyotes ever get a win this year

and when they finally do, how embarrassed do you think they'll be when they finally get that first W :/

>7-1-0
>0-8-1

What the FUCK did Bettman mean by hockey in the desert?

jets are elite btw

How do the sand people simultaneously have the best and the worst team in the league? It doesn't make sense.

It's not a sandy desert

Okay dirt and tumbleweeds you pedantic fuck.

Apologize to swedish goaltending right now

also tampas best team rn

No u apologize to the city of Arizona for Hjalmarsson and Oliver Ekman-Larsson

whata we gotta do to get a win around here

>2017
>not being lifelong

Watching the chicago/vegas game and i will never not enjoy watching crawford shit the bed

>yfw Gary refpucks them all the way to the cup

>those stretchmarks on her sandbags
gross desu

Islanders desu senpai

>there wont be a 3peat

>t. virgin

Get good goaltending and start scoring goals.

Hahaha...okay Golden Knights...stop winning already...

>15 goals in 8 games
How is it even possible?

can my team have an expansion draft next year?

jesus

THE VEGAS MEME NEEDS TO END

Fuck, you got me.

You can't stop Kempe

I may not have had sex before but I could fuck you guys up

I was literally the strongest kid in kindergarten, I advise you to reconsider your words very carefully.

fuck me

VEGAS STRONK

>It will be 81-1-0

Isn't Zuccarello kind of short for a Norwegian?

He is literally the tallest norwegian (and the strongest one) in the NHL

Are you forgetting about the bear sized man that learned to play hockey in some of Norway's coldest fjords?

>Zuccarellossen
There I fixed it.

I'm pretty much I don't

I'm pretty sure I don't*

/riferong/

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He's a good ol' 'sota boy

REMINDER

NORWAY>>>>>DANMARK>>>>>>>>>SWEDEN>FINLAND

You cannot refute this

I agree. Norge is a very nice place to visit.

Language, hockey culture, and daily life in Sweden is number one.

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she hit on me at a bar near LA Live, I told her
"sorry I dont date 8/10's, youre a diamond a dozen out here"

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wtf i love Sweden now

nice

How long until a Finn takes your OC and claims it as his own?

:'^(

About tree fiddy

Which goalies in Sweden will take King Henrik's place? Which prospects does the hockey world need to be made aware of?

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I giggle whenever I see this picture.

>swedish goaltending

Shutouts:
Sweden: 4
Canada: 4
Russia:
USA: 2
Denmark: 1
Finland: 1

Really activates my almonds

No real good ones tbf. Lehner for the time being perhaps, but he hasn't looked too good in the begining of the season (excluding yesterday's game). And Markström pehaps if he can get his act together. Who knows, perhaps

Laughing SO HARD at Minnesota Wild

God I hate our announcer, he is so fucking annoying and I hate his lazy eye. There's no hype to his voice.

Woah...

hate norway
hate sweden
hate finland
love canada

So what's Iginla up to these days

Probably went back to drinking ethanol in some indian reservation

so this is the """"""golden"""""" generation, huh?

Post this again in 5 years when golden generation is on it's prime.

>tfw over 50% of >your roster is burger
Feels good, lads. Based Shero.

>canagay music

Threepeat?

Really enjoying the hockey, looking forward to a golden knights dynasty

this 2bh

what the fuck body part is that?