>scores a goal
>points to the sky
Scores a goal
>presses the post button
>waits for replies
>scores a goal
>points to the ground
>fails to score
>complaints to rhe ref
>scores a goal
>drops pants and shows his pepe
>claims to be straight
>watches soccer
>doesn't watch football
>but lets it live in his head rent free
>scores a goal
>tries to make a heart with his hands
>scores a goal
>jumps and do a uppercut in the air
>Scores consolation goal
>Tries to pick up ball and fails because the GK has already grabbed it
AMERICA BTFO
>LETTING SOMETHING YOU DON'T LIKE LIVE INSIDE YOUR HEAD FOR A Sup Forums MOD'S ANNUAL SALARY
TIP TOP OF THE KEK TO YOU, SIR!
> watches borefall
> things it's football
>claims to be straight
>watches anime
>giving (yous) to the amerishart
You retards never learn.
>giving (You)s to anyone
this is the superior conversation format
>wins game
>dedicates it to baby jesus
@79223005
no, this is.
>wins league
>pulls this shit out
>Scores goal
>Boxes the corner flag
>Scores goal
>Snorts the line near the post like it's cocaine
>scores goal near the end of the game
>celebrates for 5 minutes
>scores a goal
>Do your signature celebration and tear your ACL
>Thank God for scoring a goal
>Being arrogant enough to think nobody on the other team is as religious as you
>Being arrogant enough to think some omnipotent God is taking time out of his day to make sure you score a goal in a random sports game
>Cuts Inside
>Scores Goal
seriously tho there is no more gay shit than handegg... you literally watch nigger fellons wrestling and holding each other fat or boobs and roaring like they are taking 10 cocks in the ass.
>VAMOS!
All goal celebrations are over the top and embarrassing you know.
>scores a goal
>tries to kneeslide and goes about half a metre
those are great desu
Didn't read lmao
>scores a goal
>shadowboxes the corner flag
>comes from reddit
>posts
who was this? i remember only solskjaer.
>claims to be aryan
>le 56% face
>wake up
>think about killing yourself
>scores a goal
>dabs
>scores a tip-in
>doesn't run to his teammate to thank him for the assist
nur der hsv
I like soccer but the absolujte state of these seething yuros, good job
>Scores points
>Is allowed a chance to get more points
>scores a goal against his former team
>doesn't celebrate
>scores a goal
>rushes to fans to celebrate
>turns around to celebrate with teammates
>nobody's there
FUCK Liverpool.