When an user bails you out of an argument you're losing

>when an user bails you out of an argument you're losing

How can you even be losing an argument on Sup Forums? Whenever someone makes a good point, you just say your taste is different and call him a pleb.

Is this love?

How can you lose an argument on Sup Forums? The people here are imbeciles.

No they're not.

(now suck my dick OP)

Those are the best feels

>when you just leave an argument because the dude is too retarded to be worth your time and you realize what the fuck are you doing with your life and you're not even sure if he's actually serious
>he thinks he "won"

It's true though.

Pleb.

This.
No such thing as an argument it's whoever pulls out their trump card first wins

driving your opponent away through sheer idiocy. a bold tactic.

You're the idiot if you can't come up with something to say.

>when someone makes a mean comment to you and you remember it for years

>when you reply to someones post and they think you are the one they are in an argument with

no were not

but it's not that you can't, it's that you don't even want to anymore

>the exact same thing is happening right now

good post you fat cunt

I could tell you why you're wrong, but honestly you're not worth my time.

>spend 5 minutes crafting the perfect post to BTFO some other user
>click submit
>"Thread specified doesn't exist"

See that's why you lost.

this constantly happens on /tg/ to the point where it's a semi-meme, it absolutely derails threads and there's even the "carnac" poster, similar to that retard on /k/ from years ago (can't remember his trip) like the dread pirate roberts in princess bride

god dammit reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>see that two anons are having a long back-and-forth argument in a thread
>reply to the most recent post with "maybe you're right"
>leave

>spend 5 minutes crafting the perfect post to BTFO some other user
>click submit
>the numbers in your post are now crossed through, the post was deleted

>impersonate one of the two people that are arguing

>have to do the CAPTCHA 8 times

t. imbecile

>tfw one user says something dumb as fuck to you and a bunch of other anons jump on him and start berating him

>poorfags who can't afford a pass

>the numbers in your post are now crossed through, the post was deleted
>go to the archives
>search post number
>screencap that faggot's post
>upload screencap with my perfect post tweaked a bit to BTFO that user for maximum butthurt
>click submit
>Thread specified doesn't exist

>when you quote a previous post thinking it was the same guy you were arguing with and he calls you a retard because he is actually another guy

how was I supposed to know

>spend 5 minutes crafting the perfect post to BTFO some other user
>click submit
>your post pops up
>thread proceeds to 404

>everyone who is refreshing the page sees you ass blasting of the other faggot in clear view
>you know he is seething because he cant reply

>Posted from laptop
>Bump from cell phone

>spend 10 minutes writing what you think is a witty reply
>suddenly think nobody will reply anyway and that your wasting your time talking to anonymous people on Sup Forums
>delete and continue lurking

>realise you might have been wrong
>make a final post grasping at straws trying to save face
>no reply
>you wonder whether he's accepted defeat or just thinks you are an idiot and has given up

>get into venomous fight
>the arguments get less and less angry
>both of you realize you are saying close to the same thing and have found somewhat of a middle ground
>the argument kinda just stops and everyone moves on pretending it didnt happen

Carnac is very easy to spot and his imitators aren't able to match his sheer autism. I've stopped going to /tg/ because of him, his clones, his defenders and the slavshitposters left over from the old /tg/ raid IRC that spammed threads a few years back.

>not spending all of your time in the archive reliving past arguments you've won and (You)s you've farmed

I once said in a mtg thread that I find it weird that they put so many African and Asian people in European clothes or armor on the cards. Just one sentence.
I came back an hour later and had 10 replies calling me poltard or long autistic walls of text. These replies spawned additional replies ranting about niggers and kikes ruining the game. Was fun.

>When you are clearly winning an argument by being logical and civil and suddenly somebody else comes to agree with you but talks in all caps and says the most retarded shit

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>lay awake thinking about it

>I sometimes argue with myself in order to get people to jump into one or more of my arguments in the hope I create ANOTHER argument
>nobody ever checks the post times
>I then make a post like this and people remember my other posts telling them I make post like these and they link me to the archive

>you know all the weak points and downfalls of your position
>another user comes in and leaves you vulnerable
>suddenly your posts are ignored while the new user gets murdered in front of you

>think about making a funny post
>realize it's not funny and stop
>still post

>start losing an argument
>reply to yourself before the other guy can >BTFO out of yourself
>samefag a few more replies
>win argument

>go on /an/
>make up some story about a sick kitten
>refuse all posts suggesting I take it to the vet
>everyone gets mad af

>make a thread wanting to have some serious film discussion
>get 5 replies
>thread goes to page 8
>proceed to samefag with memes
>310 replies and 98 images omitted. Click here to view.

That's how you screen for good jokes.

i've seen your work on Sup Forums m8

>ask where you can get your dog docked and cropped
>watch as all hell breaks loose

>be on Sup Forums so everyone has flags
>American and a Euro are arguing about some dumb shit
>Jump in and pretend to be the American
>Say a bunch of dumb shit so people think the original guy is retarded
>Every single time the guy i'm pretending to be stops replying and just leaves the thread

Heh. Nothing personnel OP

Kek. I'm going to start doing this.

>when someone successfully argues against an older post of yours in an argument, and you reply "oh that's not my post, i came in later, learn how to use Sup Forums kid"

Lmao I've been doing this at Sup Forums

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>say something retarded
>close the thread and pretend it didn't happen

>see a thread you don't like
>go in and call everyone reddit
>answer every single reply with redditposting variations
>everyone gets mad as fuck and reports you
>jannies can't ban you
>300 replies
>come up with insanely good memeing on the spot
>everyone is so assblasted the thread is gone forever

mfw

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That's the best part of being on an anonymous image board desu

>post something in bad faith (ie I don't really believe it)
>dozens of replies
>post my real personal beliefs
>silence

>when you pretend to be both sides of an argument and start arguing really stupidly to piss them both off

>browse slow boards
>argue yourself in the corner
>hide the thread
>come back a week later and see your posts continually get blown out

>reset router just in case

>arguments

Just state your opinion as a fact like "anyone who disagrees is from reddit" and you're already invulnerable.

bit like kino/capeshit on Sup Forums aye

>start losing argument
>pull out every logical fallacy in the book to structure argument into one I can win

>spending the woven jew for anything outside of the bare minimum

>When you come back hours later and find that somebody had attempted to refute your post and they're fucking stupid, but the thread is archived so you can't respond to it

>make a completely embarrassing post
>delete it
>find out you got 10 replies with your post number crossed out
>don't give a flying fuck lel anonymous imageboard
>realize some curious anons can easily search it in the archives

>start losing argument
>accuse others of usiing logical fallicies that I don't even know what they mean but have read others using them

but that would never happen in a real back-and-forth here

>losing an argument
>link to a bunch of other retarded posts in the thread and claim it's the same guy
>accuse him of just being this same idiot and argue against those points, and also point out his spelling mistakes
>AND say that there was a previous thread where he argued the same thing and got shut down like an idiot by everybody in that thread

>samefag until you get (you)s

>Make point that you know can be refuted and then say you're leaving as an excuse for not replying to whatever they say after

happened to me a few times

you can be factually wrong
obviously that shouldn't be a problem for the true sophist-shitposter but we all fail to live up to the ideal sometimes

by defending Arrival

every day

just call people reddit whenever they start to argue with you. Works like a charm.

>those (You)'s are only people calling you a samefag

>bump a second time from remote uni computer

>months without creating an active thread

samefag

>shitpost just before going to bed
>wake up the next day to see if I farmed any (You)s

Anyone else do this? Last night's bait post did ok

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>not just continually bumping from phone

>say stupid shit to see if get banned for it
>then report people for similar things knowing people will get banned for it
>even though I know they'll just evade the ban it's minor inconvenience for them

I think in all the years I've been here I've only ever made about 3 threads, only one of which got active

>post a reply in a thread
>forget about it for hours or even days
>remember that you forgot
>never find the thread again
>never find out if you got (You)s

>when you like arguing so much you have debates with yourself
>someone replies to a good diss you made to yourself laughing at how bad you BTFO the "other guy"

>can't ban evade in my contry (static IP)
>love to trigger the shit out of mods
>make uber edgy posts everytime I move, on the last day I'm there
>get permabanned
>move
>shitpost for a couple of years and repeat.

i've been in this shithole for ~8 years and i've literally only made one thread, it got no replies and i still get embarrassed when i remember it

>When you see 2 spergs arguing about something completely irrelevant and unimportant like its the final duel to the death.

>never created a thread because you are too insecure people will ignore it or call it shit

>Return to a thread hours later
>Loads of (you)s from a 4-hour old shitpost you forgot you made

I'd just like to say that collecting "(You)s" on Sup Forums for any delusional reason you have for it, is literally retarded.

>squeeze in and start taking sides against the more assblasted one

Most autistic argument I've ever seen is two guys going ballistic over if snickers have real peanuts in them or not. Turned out they do but not in Canada.

My threads average 150+ replies. I never start generals or memepost or talk about capeshit either.