How does Sup Forums start their day?
How does Sup Forums start their day?
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That Orthodox Union seal at the bottom is pure genius.
I have breakfast and lift weights
Colonel Klink was never a Gestapo officer. You should have put Major Hofstatter on the box.
>Get up
>Shower
>Get dressed
>Make tea and crumpets
>Browse Sup Forums, maybe shitpost
>Check news, stocks and email
>don't brush teeth
Good lad
I get up at 4am with the first call to prayer, get a brew on, make a bacon sandwich and then fix my bayonet before charging into the breach.
at which bong do my fellow bongs wake up?
Used to do that too, but since I started being productive (like every fascist should) I feel so much better.
be a lazy bum
shit, if i didn't have a woman then that's how i'd spend my vacations
>his girlfriend's son
MY FOOKIN SIDES LAD
Is this a mummy bread now? More!
now that's fucked up
Listening to a bit of Johnny Rebel, pour a cup of coffee, spike it with vodka and light a cigarette.
>6800K instead of the superior Xeon E5-2667 V3 ES
cuck
before the sun rises. I hit the snooze a couple times, roll out of bed and begin throwing the word fuck around generously
>cum in my foreskin
>waddle over to toilet and deposit
Shit, I thought I was the only one who did this.
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u wot?
Is your gf's son 17 also?
Is she a MILF like mummy?