That kid who would just dribble the ball around the trees in his backyard by himself

>that kid who would just dribble the ball around the trees in his backyard by himself

I was just having fun, nothing autistic about that.

>that faggot kid next door who played soccer with trees

Right, like I'm going to go to the park to kick the ball around and repeatedly hoof it over the goal and have to chase it.

>that kid kicked the ball against a fence by himself

>that kid that played tennis with a wall
what the fuck was his problem?

>the kid who shot hoops alone on the worst basketball court

Hay, that can actually build up your skill.

...

trees can't play defense

STFU nigger wallball a best

>that kid who tried to imitate other players' celebrations

>that one kid who had to play on his own while the other kids paired up during world cup willy

>the kid that unironically ran like naruto

>that kid who was autistic but was somehow good at sports

That kid was me

Still better than staying indoors playing Winning Eleven

>that kid who tried to stick a baseball in his ass

>that kid who dressed up like a girl

>that kid who stuck pens in his ass then passed them around to the other kids

fuck you, motherfucker. i hope you're dead

>that kid who's glasses broke playing dodgeball and lost his shit and was sent home

>that one kid who was a really promising footballer but quit the academy because the coach kept groping him

>the kid who held tournaments where he alternated playing as both sides to see which one he subconsciously liked the best

>that kid who would make this same thread every week

>that kid who played chess against himself

>that kid that failed penis inspection day

>be at an American University
>go to private soccer field for University to practice shooting for no reason.
>See the school's girl team sitting on the pavement with their coach talking
>after 20 minutes I decide i'm bored and finished.
>see the entire team get up and go on the field
>tfw i would've left if they just asked

Am i the autistic one or are they the autistic one?

They didn't want to offend you.

Cool blog you fucking faggot, why don't you fuck off back to r*ddit.
Eat shit and die.

You're probably just ugly

so what, you were autistic and not good at sports?

sucks to be you, you fat fuck virgin lmao

I was really fat back then... really think thats it? I feel like if i was going to go up to someone to ask them to let me use something, it'd be the ugly guy who probably has low self-esteem

>That kid who plays 2 touch with the wall

They probably felt bad for you or something. Also it seems like their practice wasn't really of top priority or they'd kick your ass off when they got there. It's happened to me

>that Chad who had to join our PE class due to injury and still whooped us all at everything

>that kid who always skipped PE on penis inspection days

>practicing soccer on a field in front of private school
>for some reason it is closed and the basketball guys can't practice inside
>they challenge us to a match because they are bored
>they beat us 9-1

But did you do the golden ball bullshit for last point?

they were afraid you'd go allahu ackbar

>that kid who rolled dubs and stuck a butterfinger up his ass

this was me. only child.
had a pitchback for baseball by myself.
shot hoops in the yard by myself.
hit tennis balls against a wall.
people wonder why i would rather spend time alone now. if they only knew.

>44

Hmmm

>88

wew, lad. Post pics

>spiking volleyball against the wall cause noone will set for you

I still do this

>he doesn't know about Butterfingeranon

where the fuck were you?

They were afraid you would come back the next day with an ar-15.

>the kid that kicked the other kids

HAHAHAHAHA

>that kid who lived far away from all the other kids and instead of playing sports just went in the backyard and collected sticks, then proceeded to "battle" the sticks together (hitting them against each other) in a march madness style tournament to decide who King Stick was, then go around with King Stick bothering animals

This is oddly specific. Did you do this as a kid?

Maybe

>that kid who always had a full count, bases loaded, 2 outs, and hit a tennis ball with his bat to win the game.
>by himself.

Friend.

>that grown up who still does and lays a tube of chapstick on the next turn side so he or she doesn't forget which turn it is.

I did this with pencils

Practice makes etc

I thought of Messu when I read op.

>that kid who go to the park with a baseball and bat, toss the ball up in the air, hit it, walk to the ball, and repeat

Please describe the process. Breaking sticks together is easy because they are big, but pencils are small ?!

Feeling bad for him.

i love how there are these kind of threads in most boards but in the v and r9k versions they talk about getting bullied by the kids that liked sports

Messi?

>That kid shooting hockey pucks at a net in the driveway

>That kid throwing balls up at the backboard to see all the different rebound angles

>That kid doing D-Wade hopstep spin moves

>That kid hitting the heavybag in the basement

>Alone

>feeling bad for some rich white guy

you kinda have to do that shit if you want to become good

>full kit wanker