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>not watching the darts for the slags

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Rubbed out a lot of wanks to the Queens Nose back in the day.

Ashley I say, I say what a fine pair of tits on 'er I say, I say

Post your BBC news where you are weather girls. Which region has the best?

West Midlands have pic related and Shefali Oza. Recently we've even had a stumpy one.

Susannah Reid is prime Milf

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>tfw north west
need to move

Best Blue Peter presenter was Liz. I shot a million loads on her!

kek'd

but also have this lovely one

who /advertwaifus/ here?

>Not Katy

Ava Dalush is my Britfu

Thanks for the (you)s you little Sup Forumsyps.

was this soapkino?
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Nah, I was obsessed with Liz. She was my ideal gf when I was around 14/15. She looked so friendly and nice and I wanted her over and over and over!

please tell me this is her hobby and she uploads her own cooking vids youtube

>West Yorkshire
>toss up between chubby qt who always wears the tightest dresses or ultra camp Welsh twink who needs his teeth smashed in
I'm on a fucking razor edge every morning at 8:27

Oh god! Bleach my fucking eyes.

>quick reminder that corrie slags are nowhere near slaggy enough
>not hopping on the eastenders slag train
>not watching Lee get cucked by his dad which is leading up to him killing himself

Melodies messy moments posted in
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I believe this is the start of a porn scene, user

Just found out Stuart Miles off Blue Peter is now a drag queen.

Did she stop doing porn?

Tara Palmer Tomkinson just died

Did anyone here ever get a Bluepeter badge? I wonder if the free entry for life stuff at themeparks still works.

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she, lauren and lucy were the only reason why I bothered watching eastenders

can't believe what they did with fats desu

>tfw no new Alessa Savage scenes for a while

she did some stuff in 2016

absolutely gutted desu

I'm with you on that one. Zoe Salmon was fit as fuck but Liz seemed so unbelievably nice.

I'm pretty sure she was moonlighting on Midlands Today last week.

Of all the slags they've had on EastEnders over the years they chose Sonia and that black bird for the lesbo story arc.

when is she coming back?

>It's true.
Well shit. Didn't even know she was ill.

she was cute back in the day.

>she's still a good goer

>Still liking this bint after she slagged off British men to try and win brownie points with yanks in one of the most transparent displays of pandering ever

Janey from My Family was another childhood crush

>brain tumour
fucking hell

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Was she the daughter or the idiotic cousin that liked the Big Welsh Leek?

>tfw Huddersfield
>tfw based Keeley
>tfw still grim up north though

Scotland rarely delivers, but when it does...

the "dead" ex-wife from the IT Crowd was a top tier milf. Don't even know the actress' name

That weather girl on GMTV back in the day was hot as fuck. I can't remember her name, nor can I be bothered to look her up.

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It delivers hot sick on a plate
>but her tits
trail on the floor behind her when she isn't wearing a bra mate

she's got that severe dominant school teacher vibe

not gonna lie she looks like a milf version of daisy ridley

>tfw no one seems to care
She was prime spank material back when I was a lad as well.

Belinda Stewart-Wilson. Played Will's mum on Inbetweeners.

The daughter mate

Is there even anything worth watching lately other than Taboo?

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Post the one where she stuffs the muffin in her mouth whole

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>back on the bbc
kinell

I don't have that one

JUST FUCK MY HORSE FACED CORPSE UP

>tfw no chav slag wife

One tragedy after another

absolute best girl right here
gonna be a sad day when I see that ring on her finger

was tryna find some Emmerdale qts to post but there's really not as good a selection compared to Eastenders and Corrie

>eastenders slags
>even coming close to Hollyoaks slags

>a reminder that Tony was fucking pic related and her mother in storyline
>reminder that the mother forgave him and they are still together

Based Tony must be amazing in bed desu

this triggers the brit/pol/

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The fuck? She looks like she is about to battle Dan Dare.

This show was pretty not terrible.

Never wanked to it, though.

hot

>femaledarksoulsplayercharacter.png
At least she can link the fire and preserve the age of fire now.

there's probably more than both corrie and eastenders combined

Most normal people are against cuck stuff user, I'm sorry but you're an outcast.

Haven't kept up with this show since I was really, really young. That being said, I have to sit through at least one episode around Christmas time, I always wanted to bang that Stacey Slater chick.

It's been a few years so I imagine she's packed on the pounds and her face is beginning to go like most of those whores, but whatevs

Lets not start this shit again.

She reminds me of that Turk cosplayer posted on Sup Forums, Anzu or something.

Who is your apprentice-fu? Thiccc-Alana

She looks a bit older but she is actually slimmer than she used to be.

>tfw watching Fort Boyard for Melinda Messengers huge tits running round the place

also based Dirty Den

She's a nobody in Britain to be fair to her. Not much to lose.

>not Roisin

Shit b8 son.

Katie Sugden was pure soap qt kino

Rhona Mitra is underrated and deserves more work.

>Fort Boyard was a real place

>that scene in Ali G

>now on cowboy builders
surprisingly not best thing about the programme

She was in Waterloo Road for a few years too.
20-30 year olds playing schoolgirls was a top notch idea.

It was also fun seeing all those kids from Grange Hill and Byker Grove still playing the same roles.

>Salmon faced criticism when she chose a symbol for a 'Best of British' logo, to be used by British Airways to decorate a Boeing 757. She said 'I'm from Ulster, and I'd like to cover a plane with the Red Hand of Ulster: that is our proud symbol.'[6] The symbol is frequently used by loyalists and paramilitaries,[3] though it is also used by Republicans and nationalists and is emblazoned on the nine-county flag for the province of Ulster, as well as the old Northern Ireland flag, and by the GAA (including the Tyrone GAA's crest).[citation needed]

Based Zoe Salmon will kill the taigs

Yeah, she may be half paki but she is fit as fuck.

>tfw still enjoy the occasional fap to the hollow man rape scene

Not as good as her getting invisible-raped in Hollow Man
Wasn't there an extended cut of that scene on the dvd version? Fucking based

that reminds me

Nice.

Still, I like em' THICC

this tbqh

>Yeah, she may be half paki but she is fit as fuck.
Indians have some Aryan genes at least, plus it's only a quarter, not half. Her dad is Indian/English, her mother is Irish.

BLACKED, unfortunately.

>tfw I paid over the odds to import the blu ray version purely for that scene

No regrets

>watching adverts

How do you think Rhona would be in bed? I imagine she'd be kinky as fuck which makes her all the more hotter. Shame really she doesn't get more work. I wonder why that is actually.

Isn't she a lesbian?