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Arachnophobia is bad and racist edition.

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Where is the icelandic poster

any fashy lads in?

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posting a pic of a girl in latex to de-spook myself

I've got archnophobia so bad the thumbnail on OP made me shiver

OBSESSED

ok i am officially FREAKED THE FRICK out right now

O_O

I think it was secret russian parachute mines, mixed with infrasound and scavenging animals

lots of good things have happened to me after midnight

Have any Irishmen ever been haunted by Cromwell?

we done talking about spooky stuff then are we?

Salish sea feet lads

do NOT watch this then...

youtu.be/S-jSF-CuIgI

I am a left wing authoritarian and you?

whats the best piece of kit you could get to fight the midnight man in the next 3 minutes? i got a 20 gauge shotgun w/ buckshot under my bed. he wouldn't stand a chance

/brit/ is 100x better at being /x/ than /x/ is. that board is so fucking boring, this is actually fun

Authoritarian centrist

i'm not schizophrenic

going over to a big chebbed tinder slags place after she showers

used to cycle a fair bit
sometimes got lost in the countryside at night on narrow unpaved roads

bit spooky haha shan't be doing that again

right wing authoritarian

but that test is shit

8values.github.io/ is better

This baby seal club

*grabs my clearly bulging cock through my pants*

but a loser virgin who has shittons of trannie pics

probably got some kind of dissociative disorder

daily reminder that they're trying to open a portal to hell at cern

that's because brit is not full of schizophrenic mongs

my music dimmed for a moment when i opened this

so how long have you been a member lad?

Had a bad acid trip where I thought I was dying and my body was floating to heaven. Then I could hear an ambulance outside, paramedics running up the stairs and banging on the door. It turns out it was the landlord banging on the door because we were playing music too loud. It was one of the worst experiences of my life.

I have an old nazi dagger and a straight razor in arms reach

so she's smelly and she's fat then

hes ethereal tho so u might not be able to make physical contact

I cycle in the very late night all the time, sometimes through dark areas and I very rarely get spooked, I have to start thinking about monsters and ghost stories first. (though it does make you go faster)

maybe because I'm usually a bit drunk or stoned if im out riding at this hour

>couple years ago
>Tuesday night
>was sick so no work and up later than normal
>3.30am
>sat shitposting
>hear knock at the door
>very, very gentle knock
>instantly grab my bat from behind door
>go to top of stairs where I can see the back door
>see someone stood there through the glass
>they're stood perfectly still
>they keep knocking
>gets louder and louder
>shout and ask who the fuck it is
>they call me BY NAME and say to let them in
>ask who it is again
>no reply
>THEY TRY THE FUCKING HANDLE
>tell them to fuck off
>they stand there doing nothing for around another minute and leave

To this day I have no clue who it was. I thought it might have been a mate or family member fucking around and maybe they were hammered but I didn't recognise their creepy as fuck voice and the handful of mates that I have would have told me eventually because I told them about it and they knew how much I shit myself.

Just thinking about this and looking at the time has sent shivers up my spine. What's worse is that I live in a rather rural area with only a handful of detached houses on my street

one time i had a bad acid trip after going hiking with my mates where i thought i was drowning. i felt like i was being "crumpled up" and did an honest to god somersault off my chair onto the ground completely unwillingly

she's got an hourglass figure
feeling lucky

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Post toot

all this spooky stuff is not helping my anxiety

Pocket knife
Arrows
Jian waster
Spike chisel

REALLY want to play the midnight game lads

how is the malaysian airlines flight weird as hell as no explanation? it's the opposite. impoverished south east asian country has shitty airline, the thing crashes into the middle of the ocean

I can cast fireball magic within 0.6 second

spooky

consider myself a strasserist

watched a lot of stuff about bohemian grove one night before bed and had an ultra vivid dream, the most vivid dream ive had in years, where i encountered an owl and "cremated my cares" like the members of the bohemian club do. i set the owl on fire and woke up.

you're both fucked
if he's ethereal how can he hurt me

>Jian waster
good lad. fuck culter scum. praise circe

>nazi dagger
pics?

NEED a rockabilly gf

disregard this post please, it's all wrong

I used to enjoy horror movies, but now I have enough horror in my life, thank you very much.

Fuck off with this. This is getting to creepy now

ugh girls with tattoos are such wasted potential

absolutely hideous.

You should play P. T. on ps4

real witching hours
smash that mf Submit button

Does Lindybeige have a girlfriend?

you suck

Just got back from the gym, smashed my shoulders, triceps and traps

You got something to say couch potato?

P. T. ?

>ugh girls with tattoos are such wasted potential

>absolutely hideous.

think i got a craft knife in this room somewhere
would probably just use (and only need) my bare hands

quite like spooky videos haha
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it means Post Toot

we all end up decomposing in the ground at the end

I don't have pics that i've taken but its one of these
quanonline.com/military/military_reference/german/blades/hj/data/hjknife1_out.jpg

except mine doesn't have the diamond anymore since it fell out
they were distributed to hitler youth originally so I presume whoever my dads uncle looted it from in '45 was quite young

things i wish i was:

>A Roman legionary
>A Viking raider
>A knight templar in the Crusades
>A settler/explorer in the New World
>A pirate in the New World
>A cowboy in the Wild West
>A British officer in Raj India
>An aristocrat or poet in Victorian London
>An RAF pilot in WW2
>A yuppie in the 1980s

what I am:
>a shitposting NEET

OH LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD
FTAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHAHAHA

I got my two best mates
*Kisses fists*
Jack Johnson and john Jackson. Ready to punch any ghoul in the balls

But why crashed? Two men in the plane used stolen passport to get in

Was it hijacked?

I think so

youtu.be/8vtrGF0ZTRc

Shut up

you forgot
smalltime feudal lord in medival france or england

when i remember things like this i treat it as a dream that got lodged in long-term memory, like how deja vu works. the circumstances are usually absurd and i have no memory of what i did after.

user injecting us with the realest wisdom here

Right, so it makes sense to be the best you that you can possibly be in your short time on earth

>>A Roman legionary
would've been pretty dull most of the time i imagine
>>A Viking raider
pretty cool
>>A knight templar in the Crusades
crusades were interesting but pointless ultimately
>>A settler/explorer in the New World
agreed, have many ancestors who went out to america and canada
>>A pirate in the New World
bit grim
>>A cowboy in the Wild West
cool
>>A British officer in Raj India
nah imagine trying to keep the pooinloos in line
>>An aristocrat or poet in Victorian London
dunno why but the victorian era makes me feel nauseous
>>An RAF pilot in WW2
nah, pointless war
>>A yuppie in the 1980s
fuck off

Stupid fucking cunt mong

North Korea Openly Threatens Electromagnetic Pulse Attack for First Time

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going to bed lads
hope I dont get spooked to death

Imagine if you looked out your window and just saw a man in your garden staring back at you. He's there now.

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not really since its all pointless in the end

the CIA used to have a program where they explored psychic phenomena and this program was funded for well over a decade. officially, nothing came of it, but some people involved with that program came out and said that that was bullshit and a lot of interesting work was done. remote viewing, people vaguely being able to see crime scenes in detail at different points in time, how they were able to replicate it with people from all walks of life, some investigations were actually carried out.

youtube.com/watch?v=hBl0cwyn5GY

banned ted-x talk on the subject.

cia.gov/library/readingroom/search/site/psychic

cia's main website, searched for psychic and 94 pages came up.


heres a wikipedia page detailing the normie version of events.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stargate_Project


didn't realize this was out, cia page on the stargate project with a shitload of documents. pages and pages. will go through these soon

cia.gov/library/readingroom/collection/stargate

seriously need these runts nuked

why is fat boy so goddamn insane? you have to think that there's an ulterior, hidden motive driving this shit

Hurr Gondor and Rohan should accept Orc refugees, let's not be racists. #diversity

*sticks head up butt*

Anyone else remember Craven?

*Drags on cigarette*

Good times.

boo

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i used to live indawoods and i'd routinely walk down the trails in the woods after dark because i'm a bit crazy. anyway, one night at around 3am i was walking around in the dark with no flashlight when i heard a loud knocking sound that couldn't have been even 100ft away from me. i stopped and stood there for a moment and heard it again. three loud knocks in rapid succession. it sounded like someone was hitting a wooden baseball bat against a tree trunk. upon hearing it again i decided to begin jogging slowly and quietly back to my house about a mile away. i heard it a third time and then a loud crack like a large branch being broken and then some leaves shuffling and twigs breaking like something very heavy was running through the woods. there's no animals around here that could have possibly made that sound. i would have assumed it was somebody fucking with me but i had no neighbors for miles. i was in the middle of 176 acres of forest so it couldn't have been a person. it also happened in an area of the woods that always had a spooky feeling about it. it was darker and more overgrown than the rest of the forest for some reason. it felt like it was haunted. i bet it was a witch or something even worse. i never went for night walks after that.

Never found clowns remotely scary tbqh.
Even if I opened my closet right now and found one Id just tell him to fuck off.

men who stare at goats was about this

ok film

ooo you're hard

Nary a pixel.

The point is to make the most of the time you've been given, friend. Death is irrelevant.

I heard one of the things they want is to be officially recognized as a country by the USA.