Computer,
Start a new program and create as follows:
Computer
Henry Rivera
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Ethan Perry
A more powerful computer.
Logan Cox
Computer, start "big tiddy girlfriend" simulation. Seal the doors and do not let any of the crew in until my vital signs are null.
Sebastian Murphy
Create a scenario in which Gul Dukat does something wrong
Dylan Moore
>Simulate 20, full sized and sentient John Luc Picards dressed in full infant regalia (diapers, pacifiers, ect)
>Arrange the Picards in a circle with a radius of 8'
>provide each Picard with an electric prostate massage device inserted in their rectums
>activate simulation as I walk bare-chested into the center of the Picard pleasure ring
>computer, on my command have all 20 Picards spit their pacifiers out onto my chest as they berate me in Klingon, Rommulan, Vulcan and standard
>after 60 seconds have the Picards simultaneously ejaculate on my chest via prostate stimulation
>remove safety protocols for ejaculate velocity
Liam Hughes
Those trips made me cum
Brody Wood
Computer, replicate cocaine viagra hypostim. Create and administer dosage to 40 horny beverly crushers Disengage safty protocolls.
Logan Reed
>Error: Cannot Compute.
Brandon Wood
>Computer play the episode of Frasier where Daphne is naked in the shower
>4D mode please
>disable all safety protocols
Jonathan Hall
Christopher Cook
>computer, start program "Deanna Troi - Chick with dick anal pounding"
>disable safety protocols
Jack Ortiz
"This is mutiny!" - Picard
Grayson Lee
Milkiiiieeeessssss please
James Watson
Seeing how his only mistake was not exterminating the bajorans, it will simply show us a Bajor that only has Cardassians living on it. And a giant statue of Dukat smiling on the people.
Dominic Peterson
A metaphor for his post-Frasier career ?
Isaiah Allen
Computer, run Data & Picard
Parker Jones
Indeed,
Scrambled eggs everywhere.
Levi Young
Computer, run celery man.
Elijah Myers
wew lad
Hudson Anderson
...
Evan Bailey
>recreate Auscwitz concentration camp
>transport all crewmembers with Jewish heritage to the gas chambers
>disengage safety protocols
>create Hitler and make him undefeatable by Data