>be without trophy for 10 years >be without meaningful trophy for 27 years >losing to Wet Spam in the only trophy you can win this season because no one else gives a shit >at home >when 2-0 up >in front of 20k spectators and 50k empty seats
So what excuses will the spuds-loving media and pundits give for this one Sup Forums?
Nathan Price
THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
Jackson Bennett
MY SIDES HAVE LEFT THIS DIMENSION
David Miller
So Spurs are beatable after all.
Cooper Campbell
>b-but K-kane is world class.... D-damn Son is the best.... w-we have a small budget even though we spend more than Dortmund and Atletico....*nose intensifies* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Dylan Nguyen
yidcucks are fucking hilarious
Dominic Phillips
...
Jack Jackson
NOOOOO
My Chelsea tottenham combi
Adrian Roberts
Spurs will also lose their next match against Palace.
Nicholas Wilson
Reminder: you're anti-semitic scum if you point out that Spurs are the biggest bottlemen in all of sports.
Jordan Russell
say it with me
HARRY KANE TEAM
Brayden Taylor
>the mighty spurs
Aiden Lewis
>since the beginning of time >Tottenham consistently finish behind Arsenal >May 2016 >Tottenham lose 5-1 to a 10-man Newcastle, causing them to finish third in a two-horse race (behind bitter rivals Arsenal yet again) >April 2017 >Tottenham lose to Chelsea and get knocked out of the FA Cup >May 2017 >Tottenham lose to a West Ham side in poor form and their title hopes are ruined >October 2017 >Tottenham lose to a West Hame side that's still in poor form and get knocked out of the EFL Cup
Tottenham is the biggest joke in London.
Jace Nguyen
>They start playing Mr Brightside at Wembley after the final whistle
You cannot make it up
Xavier Smith
Is it really a decade since tottenham last won a trophy? where does the time go
Oliver Reyes
Except we went ahead of them last year. Tides have turned. We're out of this meme cup and can concentrated on the league and CL.
Brandon Mitchell
>his team doesnt have yoof players who can play in this cup
Joseph Robinson
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THE CARABOU CUP
Isaac Perez
It's tragic, you know, how trophies and tottenham don't gooooo
Daniel Lopez
We respect competitions though. We don't shit on it.
Bentley Price
>finish a head of Arsenal >still win less trophies than them that season You will always be the third-biggest team in London
Daniel Johnson
>still lose with 75% starters while arsenal go through playing the u23s
Cameron Ortiz
Fewer
Landon Robinson
Fuck off to /arse/.
Chase Clark
Spurs be like
Zachary Bennett
I think it scans better as "Tottenham and trophies" but I'd still give it a 8/10 would sing at a match.
Luke Ross
>Champions League HA
HAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Daniel Lee
This is an /arse/ thread you knobhead
Isaac Turner
I thought Dele Alli was top 10 in the world, what happened?
Nathaniel Richardson
No it isn't you shitposting cretin.
Yes?
Gabriel Perry
>the most dangerous lead
Bentley Collins
>The Slaughter of Spurs
Isaiah Rivera
>posting facts means you're an arselel fan The pecking order goes Chelsea > Arsenal > Tottenham
Logan Bailey
Who the fuck ever said that nigger?
Oliver Perry
I did
John Morris
>he thinks Tottenham have a chance at the Champions League They can't even win the Premier League, lad.
Landon Moore
And that's what people said about Lesteh and PL. Knoboff, monkey.
Wyatt Stewart
Leicester only won because the top six teams shat themselves. If you honestly think anything like that is in the cards for the Champions League, you're more deluded than the Scousers.
Thomas Stewart
>The city of Spurs
Julian Morales
lel
they will bottle every chance of a title they get then will go back to being everton tier in a few years
Camden Lee
>"a trophy would really get the team hungry for more" >"ok n-not that trophy"
Leo Young
>Arselel laughing at Spurs
Kek
Juan Roberts
We are all Wes' 'Am today.
Gavin Powell
So just like Arsenal then yeah?
Joshua Powell
where is the four seasons wonder?
Nolan Jackson
Except Arselel have won trophies in the last few years. 3 in 4, actually.
David King
>"The FA Cup remains as prestigious as ever!"
Mason Miller
the funniest part is that you know this and the FA cup are the only trophies Kane migth ever win with Spurs
Thomas Scott
It's more prestigious than not winning anything.
Jordan Nelson
>Liverpool can't even win anything LMAO. Still drinking your piss and fucking toilets, Fitty?
Hudson White
A-tier trophies: Champions League Premier League
B-tier trophies: Europa League Any top division that isn't the Premier League FA Cup
C-tier trophies: Club World Cup EFL Cup Supercups (e.g. Community Shield)
Arsenal haven't won a prestigious trophy in a long time, but they've still won things nonetheless.
Jose Scott
Do Brits actually believe this?
Parker Diaz
This. I'd rather win SOMETHING than win nothing and then start laughing at clubs who DO win something. because your meme definition doesn't count it.
It's true though. I guess you can also include La Liga, Ligue 1, Bundesliga and Serie A in A-tier if you're not Real/Barca/PSG/Bayern/Juve.
Jacob Miller
Inter would win EPL no problem just like Ranieri and Conte won it playing like Chievo.
City and Spurs wouldn’t even make top 6 Serie A as they get outsmarted
>Muh pacy counters 4-3-3
Blake Morris
It's not about which league has the best team, it's about which league is harder to win. Both Ranieri and Conte only did well because they didn't have to worry about Europe and could rest their players more than the other teams. Both managers struggled/are struggling to defend their title. The difference in quality between the top and bottom teams in the PL is less than the difference in quality in the other leagues. That's why winning it is so difficult.
Andrew Hernandez
Are Tottenkikes 2017/18 the new scousers 2013/14?
Nicholas Lopez
I live a five minute walk from WHL and have supported Tottenham since I was 4 and I literally couldn't care less about a cup sponsored by the second biggest energy drink in Thailand or whatever.
Andrew Davis
They've been like this for the past two seasons as well.
Josiah Scott
Arselel v Spuds is now the official Meme Derby
Liam Cooper
did kane play?
Anthony Martinez
No-one cares about this competition, no-one has even heard of Carabao or whatever it is. But losing to a shit West Ham side is pretty embarrassing regardless of what competition it is. It's almost as embarrassing as failing to score against a Championship side in 120 minutes and needing penalties to go through.
Chase Price
>The 2008 League Cup triumph remains the last time Tottenham lifted a major trophy >major trophy >major trophy >major trophy
HAHAHA BTFO. FUCK YOU UNITED HATERS. TOLD YOU WE WON THREE MAJOR TROPHIES LAST YEAR.
Carter Adams
Yes absolutely
Brandon Anderson
If someone wants Thai Energy, he should drink ice cold Lipovitan syrup. There's nothing that can relate to that in Europe
Brody Wright
hue
Owen White
What's going on here
Brandon Clark
Agreed
Nathan Ward
And Spurs fans unironically think that they aren't a one man team. They were with Bale, and now they are with Kane. They simply aren't a club that will stay in the big time, as soon as Kane leaves, if they can't replace him, they will fade away again.
Jose Miller
God I wish this meme will end.
Actually just no-nothings not spouting nonsense would do.
William Gray
Harry Kane doesn't play 1 game and they lose.
Jaxson Anderson
>pep forgets spurs name and calls them the harry kane team >poch is furious over this and gives an interview saying such >spurs immediately lose the first game they rest kane for This actually happened lol
Evan Ramirez
What is this meme of playing reserves in the League Cup?
Lucas Ross
You are absolutely pathetic
Eli Garcia
>Tottenshit
Henry Diaz
>that photo holy shit, how could Spurs be more BTFO?
Jason Rogers
This is actually 100% true.
Michael Howard
Holy shit they lost against current West Ham ahahaha. THIS is what makes Sup Forums worth reading fucking lol.