OFFICIAL LAUGH AT TOTTENHAM SHITCUNTS POST-MATCH THREAD

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>be without trophy for 10 years
>be without meaningful trophy for 27 years
>losing to Wet Spam in the only trophy you can win this season because no one else gives a shit
>at home
>when 2-0 up
>in front of 20k spectators and 50k empty seats

*breathes*

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Well done West Ham

SAY MY NAME

Lads, lads

>gay gunners

>a game of two halves

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

Proof if ever it were needed. 2-0 is the most dangerous lead.

>the Wembley curse strikes again

*deep breath*

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>Tottingham
>Good

Haaahahahahahaha!

>defeat Liverpool
>think they’re good enough

WHY DO THEY KEEP FALLING FOR IT

ha

So what excuses will the spuds-loving media and pundits give for this one Sup Forums?

THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD

MY SIDES HAVE LEFT THIS DIMENSION

So Spurs are beatable after all.

>b-but K-kane is world class.... D-damn Son is the best.... w-we have a small budget even though we spend more than Dortmund and Atletico....*nose intensifies*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

yidcucks are fucking hilarious

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NOOOOO

My Chelsea tottenham combi

Spurs will also lose their next match against Palace.

Reminder: you're anti-semitic scum if you point out that Spurs are the biggest bottlemen in all of sports.

say it with me

HARRY
KANE
TEAM

>the mighty spurs

>since the beginning of time
>Tottenham consistently finish behind Arsenal
>May 2016
>Tottenham lose 5-1 to a 10-man Newcastle, causing them to finish third in a two-horse race (behind bitter rivals Arsenal yet again)
>April 2017
>Tottenham lose to Chelsea and get knocked out of the FA Cup
>May 2017
>Tottenham lose to a West Ham side in poor form and their title hopes are ruined
>October 2017
>Tottenham lose to a West Hame side that's still in poor form and get knocked out of the EFL Cup

Tottenham is the biggest joke in London.

>They start playing Mr Brightside at Wembley after the final whistle

You cannot make it up

Is it really a decade since tottenham last won a trophy? where does the time go

Except we went ahead of them last year. Tides have turned. We're out of this meme cup and can concentrated on the league and CL.

>his team doesnt have yoof players who can play in this cup

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THE CARABOU CUP

It's tragic, you know, how trophies and tottenham don't gooooo

We respect competitions though. We don't shit on it.

>finish a head of Arsenal
>still win less trophies than them that season
You will always be the third-biggest team in London

>still lose with 75% starters while arsenal go through playing the u23s

Fewer

Fuck off to /arse/.

Spurs be like

I think it scans better as "Tottenham and trophies" but I'd still give it a 8/10 would sing at a match.

>Champions League
HA

HAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

This is an /arse/ thread you knobhead

I thought Dele Alli was top 10 in the world, what happened?

No it isn't you shitposting cretin.

Yes?

>the most dangerous lead

>The Slaughter of Spurs

>posting facts means you're an arselel fan
The pecking order goes Chelsea > Arsenal > Tottenham

Who the fuck ever said that nigger?

I did

>he thinks Tottenham have a chance at the Champions League
They can't even win the Premier League, lad.

And that's what people said about Lesteh and PL. Knoboff, monkey.

Leicester only won because the top six teams shat themselves. If you honestly think anything like that is in the cards for the Champions League, you're more deluded than the Scousers.

>The city of Spurs

lel

they will bottle every chance of a title they get then will go back to being everton tier in a few years

>"a trophy would really get the team hungry for more"
>"ok n-not that trophy"

>Arselel laughing at Spurs

Kek

We are all Wes' 'Am today.

So just like Arsenal then yeah?

where is the four seasons wonder?

Except Arselel have won trophies in the last few years. 3 in 4, actually.

>"The FA Cup remains as prestigious as ever!"

the funniest part is that you know this and the FA cup are the only trophies Kane migth ever win with Spurs

It's more prestigious than not winning anything.

>Liverpool can't even win anything
LMAO. Still drinking your piss and fucking toilets, Fitty?

A-tier trophies:
Champions League
Premier League

B-tier trophies:
Europa League
Any top division that isn't the Premier League
FA Cup

C-tier trophies:
Club World Cup
EFL Cup
Supercups (e.g. Community Shield)

Arsenal haven't won a prestigious trophy in a long time, but they've still won things nonetheless.

Do Brits actually believe this?

This. I'd rather win SOMETHING than win nothing and then start laughing at clubs who DO win something. because your meme definition doesn't count it.

youtube.com/watch?v=sLhWlODDsRU

It's true though. I guess you can also include La Liga, Ligue 1, Bundesliga and Serie A in A-tier if you're not Real/Barca/PSG/Bayern/Juve.

Inter would win EPL no problem just like Ranieri and Conte won it playing like Chievo.

City and Spurs wouldn’t even make top 6 Serie A as they get outsmarted

>Muh pacy counters 4-3-3

It's not about which league has the best team, it's about which league is harder to win. Both Ranieri and Conte only did well because they didn't have to worry about Europe and could rest their players more than the other teams. Both managers struggled/are struggling to defend their title. The difference in quality between the top and bottom teams in the PL is less than the difference in quality in the other leagues. That's why winning it is so difficult.

Are Tottenkikes 2017/18 the new scousers 2013/14?

I live a five minute walk from WHL and have supported Tottenham since I was 4 and I literally couldn't care less about a cup sponsored by the second biggest energy drink in Thailand or whatever.

They've been like this for the past two seasons as well.

Arselel v Spuds is now the official Meme Derby

did kane play?

No-one cares about this competition, no-one has even heard of Carabao or whatever it is. But losing to a shit West Ham side is pretty embarrassing regardless of what competition it is. It's almost as embarrassing as failing to score against a Championship side in 120 minutes and needing penalties to go through.

>The 2008 League Cup triumph remains the last time Tottenham lifted a major trophy
>major trophy
>major trophy
>major trophy

HAHAHA BTFO. FUCK YOU UNITED HATERS. TOLD YOU WE WON THREE MAJOR TROPHIES LAST YEAR.

Yes absolutely

If someone wants Thai Energy, he should drink ice cold Lipovitan syrup. There's nothing that can relate to that in Europe

hue

What's going on here

Agreed

And Spurs fans unironically think that they aren't a one man team. They were with Bale, and now they are with Kane. They simply aren't a club that will stay in the big time, as soon as Kane leaves, if they can't replace him, they will fade away again.

God I wish this meme will end.

Actually just no-nothings not spouting nonsense would do.

Harry Kane doesn't play 1 game and they lose.

>pep forgets spurs name and calls them the harry kane team
>poch is furious over this and gives an interview saying such
>spurs immediately lose the first game they rest kane for
This actually happened lol

What is this meme of playing reserves in the League Cup?

You are absolutely pathetic

>Tottenshit

>that photo
holy shit, how could Spurs be more BTFO?

This is actually 100% true.

Holy shit they lost against current West Ham ahahaha. THIS is what makes Sup Forums worth reading fucking lol.