>be american
>get shot
>be swedish
>get fucked in the ass
>be german
>get driven over
>be british
>get stabbed
>be french
>get attacked and surrender
Be american
Jace Foster
Christopher Richardson
>be Finnish
>get snow in May
Chase Nelson
>be estonian
>get aids
Henry Wright
>be finnish
>go outside for the first time in weeks because your alcohol supply ran out
>get stabbed
Elijah Ortiz
>Be Swedish
>Swedish
Aiden Edwards
>be danish
>lose war in six (6) hours
Nathaniel Collins
>Be Dane
>Always try to backstab Swedes throughout history
>Team up with Poland, Lithuania, Russia and Saxony against Sweden and our 16-year old king
>Still lose and need to wait for Russia to help them
>Never even get an empire despite being the Jews of Scandinavia. Meanwhile Swedes got an empire
Kevin Baker
>be finnish
>kill yourself in the woods
Elijah Green
>be french
>surrender
Thomas Sanders
>>be american
>>get shot
I wish.
Bentley Kelly
>Be french
>surrended several times
Levi Moore
>be span..zz
Zachary Ortiz
>>Never even get an empire
>sweden
>empire
It's a fucking local """empire"""
Pic related is a true empire. A global empire
Evan Gonzalez
>be finnish
>surrender
Charles Jenkins
>be spanish
>be "neutral"
Thomas Nelson
>be russian
>get free estonians
This social program is pretty good.
Gabriel Lopez
You didn't even conquer Norway, you were just forced to team up with them because you were scared of us. Greenland was just a bunch of eskimoes, doesn't count.
Ours was much bigger and it was forged in war. We are your overlords. Feels good m8
Cameron Cook
Oh and the map I posted doesn't even include overseas possessions. We had territories overseas as well
David Stewart
>be Finnish
>shitpost
>this sends Swedes and Danes into a furiously autistic dick measuring contest
Ryan Powell
estonians boys belong to finnish men
Jonathan Cooper
>be russian
>get methanol poisoning
Josiah Bell
>Be Danish
>Kill royal family
>Complete Vasaloppet 500 years later
Kill Swedes and conquer their escape route