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literally all we have to do to solve the housing crisis is build on the greenbelt

in b4 mad as fuck tarquins

Not invited
>eastern euros
>yanks
>pakis
>lefties

The risk of flooding and the environment makes infrastructure impossible to maintain, the population has huge issues with drug abuse, whole thing is a shitshow

Best thing the government could do is demolish it all and relocate the population

independent.co.uk/voices/donald-trump-kim-jong-un-second-world-war-94-years-old-harry-leslie-smith-nuclear-warning-a7932276.html
When will rorkes listen to their elders

Absolutely vile.

Also top ebin at englads love for small hatchbacks, silly looking vehicles those

literally all we have to do to solve the housing crisis is get rid of the pakis and stop letting in pakis

in b4 mas fuck pakis

Did you know that there are /brit/ threads on /r9k/?
They are hilarious. I'm reading one right now

>doing a porn watch whilst waiting for a delivery
>have a stiffy
>door goes
>oh shit
>hop up and tuck willy into waistband
>answer door, go to sign for package
>notice the guy glance down at my waist
>pretend nothing happened
>closed door, looked down
>willy is tucked in the waistband but my bellend is poking out the top in front of my top

fucking hell lads, i can't believe that just happened
never ordering anything with DPD again, probably thought i was a pervert

This is why people live in London

Harry Leslie Smith is a moron

harry leslie smith isn't a real person though, he's a persona created by the government and his twitter account is run by momentum activists

>mfw I am three of those things

>live in london
>get bombed
>get arrested for complaining about being bombed

the Express is rorke kino

people can't afford luxury cars, housing takes up 70-80% of most people's incomes

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Are you an old man /brit/?

I remember when /brit/ threads got deleted if they got made after bump limit

Why would the conservative government create him

>Birmingham

pakis live in literally all of those houses. probably around 40 per househould.

youtu.be/4aQBkCrpWOg

tune

Remember the page 8 rule?

>live in London
>at least i think i do
>hard to tell after drain cleaner being thrown in my eyes

because on the vast majority of issues there is no difference between the labour or conservative parties, the conservatives deployed him to great effect in the EU referendum to shill for remain

Ive just been fired from my shitty job in the kitchen and am no longer bound by my confidentially agreement. literally 3/4 of the food is microwaved, a sizeable amount plates and cutlery are unclean/barely cleaned at all, food dropped on the floor has been openly served to customers. Literally, almost everything comes out of a packet and the managers fire anyone who leaves a bit of the plastic in someones food. The drinks are intentionally diluted with loads of ice and a massive head on any beer. Staff are told to come in and work regardless of sickness, literally , around 1/2 of the staff will have a cold or flu and be forced to work or face a disciplinary PAP for calling in sick excessively, risking contamination of the food. Any website claims about recycling are utterly false, I have often seen organic waste mixed with a host of other types of waste with little care. Luckily for myself this job has just been temporary but I dread to think what it must be working for such a dishonest company as a source of full time income. Anyone who ever goes in spoons only order beers and burgers, anything else is , from my own experience, unhygienic and a rip-off.

mental innit
I miss Craven too

Muslims and proud

I remember the days before captcha on Sup Forums

who else /oldfag/?

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Hate lesbians. Love women with lesbian haircuts and tendencies. Simple as.

I was born in 1998 in january and can post here just fine x

you have no idea how many food service places are as bad, if not worse than this. there's nothing you can really do with the knowledge short of write a bad review on trip advisor and get called a disgruntled former employee. even if you report them to food standards, they will give them two weeks notice before an inspection.

welcome to the real world.

telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/09/07/calls-white-jihad-show-terrifyingly-intertwined-islamists-far/
Far right=islamists

waiting for a parcel but need to nip to tesco lads.
fuck sake.

>lesbian tendencies
isn't that just lesbians?

or deport unemployed immigrants
that solves the NHS too

Oh my days...

why would david cameron be a member of unite against fascism, a militant anarcho communist / far left pressure group

same thing

Wait a second
How

muslims and proud what? jihadis? child rapists?

Is killing an Irishman really a crime?

how do they get planning permission for these monstrosities

friend who left school in year 8 just messaged me on FB asking to meet up
scared to open the message

>Madeleine McCann: Police request funding for inquiry

wasn't it established that her parents killed her or something? why do they spend so much time on her?

Pakistani leftie with Yank passport.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamic_Golden_Age
The gov already does that

on the train

reddit.com/r/MHOC/

Cringe

does anyone know how to clean canvas boots?

mine are getting a bit dirty

'dit

Yes, I believe in the shariah. No, I'm not a rapist. No, I'm not a terrorist. No, I'm not a misogynist.

Fuck me! Did you not read what I wrote?

Maybe he is against fascism

>nonce boots

fuck off nonce

they were built in the industrial era you utter mong. everyone seems to forget that England was basically just a country of factories during the industrial revolution. the housing reflects that, expecially in the most industrial cities, like Birmingham and Hull, the ones he's posting.

alri

the group defines anything left of chairman mao as fascism

Hello

Irish are above you on the privilege scale by a long shot

i bet the kids love your shoes

>he didn't understand my post
brainlet

!!!!

weren't even Muslims by todays standards. And they still managed to chimp out and burn libraries of accumulated knowledge once Islam really took a hold. Also the greeks were the foundation for pretty much all "Islamic" discoveries. If we neglect all of that still, it was a very long time ago and NOTHING good has come from Islam or Muslims in the last 500 years

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me top right

im gonna set fire to these poof boots

nice

looks like you could land a plane on that rack

Hey can you put this image through Faceapp, Id love a whited face of it more specifically.

Ill owe you

ya'll. howdy. hell's bells. good night irene. pa. ma. grits. porch monkeys. fried catfish. shopping trolley. NASCAR. okra. fried chicken. biscuits and gravy. sweet tea. plantations. cotton. the devil is beating his wife. BBQ.

hilarious how islam is so devoid of innovation that the one short period of progress they did have is lauded as a golden age. fucking lol

if thats good enough to become a golden age then i guess every other culture on earth is happily enjoying their perpetual platinum age.

fantastic tits. clearly the reason she feels confident enough to post such nonsense

dont give a fart mate

this definitely warranted posting in /brit/ - the general for British culture

badly written article. ill dismantle it. brb lads

it's y'all* you fucking brain fried moonshine swilling pillock

Here you go mate. I would upload an actual photo but the download part of the screen is broken.

>get home from work
>play Freebird very loudly, singing along while drinking beer naked
Friday

Here's your new reading rorkie

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>the "turn white" filter is an explosion
wdtmbt?

honestly could emancipate any runt in here

Mill yourselves, tyrant runt-bags.

>TfL is serious about a Rotherhite bridge
wtf I love khan now

Lad of clan Viet

just emancipated a particular runt in here

you wont be hearing much from him anymore

It's a spark

>defenestrates you

Am I a runt?

Think everyone is starting to notice how I wear a lot of the same clothes a lot of the time

yeah ok i'll add it to my list of nothing books written by no-one authors lol

mummy wants me to go to lunch with her but i dont want to go
think she just wants me to leave the house at least once this week

post the pepe that accurately sums up your current feelings

I've always wanted a Russian friend. Of this I am certain: a Russo-(Sino)-American Alliance would be an indomitable force. The Brits and Europeans know this and deliberately sabotage our friendship.

Maybe she's hoping the Father will exorcise your fucking NEETdemon

want a slag gf that will come home with other lads spunk still inside her

the modern world is shit
fucking hate islam now

*loudly defecates*