*continues to slowly walk towards you*

*continues to slowly walk towards you*

Dahnald, this is silly. The delegates, please.

*unsheathes katana*

*turns around so you see my red glowing eyes*

"you can take them from my cold dead hands"

-teleports behind you-

*has pistol pointed at your head before you rematerialize*

Dodge this.

*superjumps 200 feet into the air, curving space time so the bullet curves up too*

*slows down time and catches bullet in fingers*

"heh, better luck next time kiddo"

>is a hologram

Im ready

I make my own luck, Mr. Trump

*skin splits open to reveal his true form*

*Heh, you and me are just alike, kid*
*We will settle this score someday but... Not today*
*teleports away into the mist like an epic badass*

Dahnald, I'm the nominee now

That's it

I'm now a #cruzship

*is distracted by RARE flag*

*teleports*

RARE

*takes advantage of your distraction by teleporting right in front of you and using telekinesis to throw you into a brick wall*

"shoulda thought ahead kiddo..."

*puts sunglasses on so nobody sees my bright red demon eyes and walks back into the city*

*shakes hairy fists*

DAAAAAAAAHHHHNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALD!

To reach me he'll have to cross the halfway point of the distance between us. Before he can cross that point there's another halfway point between the first, and on and on it goes, there are an infinitely divisible amount of distances he'll have to cross. Time will end before he can reach me.

Checkmate, ratface

OH MY GOD A TALKING RAT!

faggot needs to get his suit tailored

That jacket is way too tight.

Rato, you have to go back.

"haha-... well.."
*pull hidden blade out asshole*
"this is the end"
-dashes behind cruz-
"hehehe-... goodnight!"
*stabs in back with shit-covered blade*
*dies from HIV and Tape Worms next day*

The nicest guy you'll ever meet

a twisted fucking psychopath

*unzips dick

does he actually stand like that? why?
what does this ever accomplish?

GOODBYE RATO.

NEVER COME BACK, BUT KEEP FIGHTING FOR THE 2ND AMENDMENT. THAT IS ALL YOU ARE GOOD FOR.

FUKIN RAT.

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