Brit/pol/ UK is too drunk to bake bread edition

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>MUH NIGEL HATE BANDWAGON:
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>Farage at the EU parliament for the first time since Brexit:
youtube.com/watch?v=X7le5GPJpbE

>Pound Sterling begins to rise again
bbc.co.uk/news/business-36660133

>300,000 more migrants from Africa headed to Europe.
breitbart.com/london/2016/06/29/frontex-chief-300000-migrants-headed-africa-europe/

>Britain to open Immediate trade talks to Australia and South Korea
thesun.co.uk/news/1358907/britain-set-to-open-immediate-trade-talks-with-australia-and-south-korea/

>Police deny hate crime has 'surged by 56% since brexit'
breitbart.com/london/2016/06/29/police-hate-crime-not-surged-57-per-cent-since-brexit/

>EU tells Nicola Sturgeon to fuck off
archive.is/bQGLN

>Boris gives 'two fingers' to remain Tory MPs
thetimes.co.uk/redbox/topic/brexit-britain/boris-gives-two-fing-fingers-to-remain-tory-mps

>Farage on CNN
youtube.com/watch?v=LwNi5HMOlbQ

Tory Leadership Spreadsheet
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some OC lads

Who is the likeliest candidate for pm? Please don't say May.

Tell me that's not the meme you planned on saving for a new thread

yea alright I kek'd

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it's May, love

May

I'm not the same guy

Hoping for Boris, but it could end up being m a y

Right now Boris has more declared MP supporters, but a yougov poll showed that May has a lot more support among conservative party members

Anyone else listen to these? They're alright.

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You know the best part about this referendum?

Merkel's butthurt is at an all time high.

Actually makes us burgers kind of jealous, we couldn't get germany to hate us that much if we tried, and oh did we try.

It doesn't seem sustainable. If there is to be any law at all, the amount of prisons will have to quintuple. There will be no end of identity and race politics.

I think one of the EU goals is to lower the expectations of the governed. To migrants, you could halve the quality of life and they would still be impressed, while the natives who are used to twice the standards they suffer now simply perish to outbreeding.

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At least there'll still be a good reason to vote Ukip then

I'm looking forward to how the reform is going to work out

Boris needs to make a public fucking statement already. What is this man waiting for?

how does the conservative leadership contest work?

It's going to be May

Boris is great but he looks far too much of a nutter to be taken seriously. Gove would be great but the public doesn't trust him enough after his education run

What we really need now is Thatcher 2.0

During it'a routine patrol our nuclear submarine, HMS Vanguard encountered the Russian northern fleet in the North sea, 300 miles off the coast of Yorkshire. During the altercation it was sunk by the Russian ship K-560 Severodvinsk, a nuclear powered attack submarine. Fourty seven minutes later a Russian Jet, the Tupolev Tu-22M struck at HMNB Clyde, destroying the three other Vanguard-class submarines capable of launching nuclear weapons. The UK now has zero ability to launch it's nuclear deterrent and effectively doesn't have one.

This didn't actually happen, but what if it did?

MPs vote in a series of ballots to reduce the field down to 2, which is then voted on by the membership

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Gathering up Tory support I would imagine. He has p good sense of timing generally, probably waiting on May first.

May wasn't even pro-leave. We may as well keep Cameron. I'd trust him to at least follow through with the result without going full Orwell.

Theresa "nothing to hide, nothing to fear" May is no Thatcher, she's an nosy authoritarian whose cons outweigh her pros

>not voting for based may
>not having a government log of your fetishes

Seriously though why is she so popular?

Oh I know full well, May is nothing close to based Maggie. All I'm saying is that we need a new Thatcher, not that May IS one

A wild-haired blond, New York-born nationalist leading on both sides of the Atlantic.

I dont see what could go wrong.

Boris needs Crabb to knock May out before the runoff

The other problem is if the Tories call a GE after electing May, we could be in trouble.

I thought we was meming a moggminister?

>muh personal back story crab

Literally only thing I know about him is he has some backstory which I'm supposed to care about

1983 KGB defector interview about the socialism marxsism-leninism subversion in the Western World

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Watch and share it lads, if you do not want to live in socialist europe.

Ya Boris & Crabb have said they wouldn't call a snap election, but May has offered no such assurances.

From fucking where?

He gave his support to Boris in exchange for him getting rid of freedom of movement

mogg declared for boris, strong support on BBC:

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uhhhhhhh... what's article 50???

*drools*

Moggy sadly wouldn't reach the top 2 choices for the vote anyway

you're gonna trigger him again

Which means Boris is who we want. The eurosceptic backbenchers are behind him, so he's the most likely to deliver what we want. May is a slippery bitch.

nice song tbqh

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It's like Order 66, but for Jews.

>imprison and publicly disgrace a guy who groped a teenager decades ago
>mayor is London literally worships a guy who proudly fucked 9 year olds
>he prays to this pedo every single day

Great job England

what the fuck its not halloween

gerry adams is a paedo m8?

Reminder that May, like Merkel, has no children

NEVER TRUST CHILDLESS WOMEN

What kind of tea are you drinking lads?

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>Merkel has no children
The EU is her child

>patrolling with SSBNs
>not having dedicated attack subs
>MFW the US has more Los Angeles class attack subs than Britain has submarines in general

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wait why is this on Sup Forums
this has NOTHING to do with the USA, USA politics, or USA news
not even indirectly
so why is this here, go back to Sup Forums or where ever irrelevant countries discuss their politics

nice b8 m8

hahah we should leave NI on the basis of this tweet alone

>tfw can't hum this anymore without getting looks
Dear Jimmy, can you fix it for me, to be able to hum two little boys again

Is the sky falling?

t. lefty

We do have dedicated attack subs (Astute-class). The SSNBs (Trafalgar-class) don't just wonder around on patrols so his scenario is a bit silly.

>There could be Astute subs ghosting inferior American subs as we speak and there crews would be none the wiser.

You know your submarine fleet is shit when Australia can outmatch them :^)

Trafalgar class aren't the nuclear weapon ones, they're just nuclear powered. The Vanguard class are the nuclear ones and they do indeed patrol on their own.

trust in comrade corbyn, brother

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You can't really shittalk them when it comes to raw military power. I was in Portsmouth when one of their carriers visited and it couldn't even fit in the harbour so it had to anchor off the coast and ferry people in. They have like 20 of them.

My apologies, you're correct.

You can all fuck right off. How dare you tell me how to feel! I am an adult you half witted morons. I work for a company that does a lot of trade in the EU and has it's headquarters there. There is a real chance you have screwed up my future. I would not blame my company one bit for moving all of our production to Poland or Germany. Yeah we've got great history and lots to be proud of how does leaving the EU change that! It's not going to let us go back in time a cherry pick the greatest moments of the last 50 years and let us all relive only the good bits. I am ashamed right now of the selfish decision we've made (due to "proud" people like you) I am going to have to live with it. Baby boomers by any chance, older? You've fucked my generation and the younger ones still to come over too many times. It's not a socialist power trip! We get/ got lots of benefits and we helped do a lot of good. Sure it could have been less wasteful and better. Any chance of us being part of making that better is gone you'd rather run away from the problems clearly you cowards. Do you even have any European friends? I do and they are almost as upset and frustrated as I am. Have faith? Fuck off mates. I'd rather have a plan and be part of something greater than the sum of it's parts. Thanks to people like you were out the EU and everything that's shit about England at the moment isn't going to get fixed the EU has been made a scapegoat or some really not that important problems and you've fucked us because of it. Don't you go on about forefathers you stupid backward looking asses. I'm a bad person? You know fuck all about me, piss off. I am ashamed to be British and especially ashamed to be English right now. I feel sick and I want some strong black man to hug me while I cry.

IMMIGRATION
NO
REPATRIATION
YES
IMMIGRATION
NO
REPATRIATION
YES

Trade deal with Japan when?

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Atleast an Anglo navy will always rule the world? Maybe when we get Canada and Australia back we can build some more CVs.

Most of the US ones were built decades ago and could be taken down by our daring class.

I've been living under a rock due to work Sup Forums redpill me on Theresa May and why Boris is suddenly a massive traitor

nah m80, we have some ace-in-the-hole bullshit Seawolf-class SSNs that are quieter. There's only 3 but they're OP as fuck. If they want to go dark, even our fleet couldn't find them. A submariner decribed them to me as "a hole in the water" on sonar.

better b8 m8

>Theresa fucking May is the Tory leadership favourite.
That's it. No. There's nothing you can say to me that will stop me pushing for Scottish independence. NO.

Hmm that's true actually. Sturgeon would have a way easier time with May in charge.

w-we can still beat argentina though.. when we get our only carrier next year..

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I still don't know why anyone finds anal sex appealing. Other than faggots, but they're broken anyway.

i dont really know, since im a burger, but i guess may wants to ban Sup Forums and watch you with cctv cameras while you jerk off to approved porn

boris published an article where it seemed like he was waffling on brexit, but then said he was tired and repudiated the article

Sounds like some serious hunt for red october shit.

We need Moggy, write to him guys.

Can't flog the Rees-Mogg

>"a hole in the water" on sonar.
Are they the ones that have to artificially make themselves louder because they figured out they were so quiet you could detect them because they really did leave a hole in the water?

But it's a shame all that power is mostly wasted fighting sandniggers in insurgency warfare now. I bet the US brass misses the Soviets.

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he's backing Boris

Boris was backsliding and May is a lover of Big Brother, she also declared for remain but that seemed to just be politics

Stacey Tong has got it going on.

I know, but we can do so much better, we need a statesman- not fucking Boris

She needs to get laid

May with Deputy PM Boris

>tfw posted from a hit and run email so couldn,'t get a reply
Feels bad.

yeah, they're so quiet it's almost suspicious to see on sonar.

Don't I fucking know it. My dad (who happens to also be my Brigade SGM) says the 80s were the best time ever for the Army. I'm sure the Navy was riding high too, after Top Gun came out.

she sounds hot, I wonder if he picked her up in hong kong

how many MPs you think even know about this place?

The mail must be piling up, if we can just let him know that he's wanted I think he will run. He doesn't seem to have the appetite for power that the others have, so our messages are even more important.

Invoke article 5. Order an air and missile attack on the russian fleet.

Imagine Tong having to tell him how many "restore empire pls" emails he's gotten.

I got a hand written reply from him a a couple of months ago, his handwriting is exactly like you would expect

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did Current Year Man cover this event well?

Doesn't matter, I'd imagine it's too late now for him to announce his intention to run anyway unfortunately.
Perhaps!
Sup Forums? Anyone's guess..


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>The Gang try to coup Jeremy Corbyn

youtube.com/watch?v=idoYCVLh2qI

>ex-pat tv show cuck complaining about the result

bet he didn't even vote.

>>Pound Sterling begins to rise again
That was supposed to be our little secret you beastly fuck.