THE ASTROS WON A SERIES GAME

THE ASTROS WON A SERIES GAME

It doesn't matter how the rest of the series goes, lads, WE DID IT!!!!!!!

>implying they don't sweep in 5

>lose a game
>sweep

>being this new

Great Astros team of ALL TIME

>merely pretending to be retarded

I can't take it anymore. This team will always fucking suck. The last time the Astros had a good balance of offense and pitching was back in 2005 and they made it to the world series. Lost, per usual. Since then it's just been grab ass and intentional tanking and scooping up beaners from everywhere. I can never trust this team. And that fucking faggot Strom pisses me off more than my ex girlfriend who slept with another man and gave me genital warts. This fucking faggot can't make his pitchers be accountable for ANYTHING!!!!!!!!

Rangers fans can finally shut their underachieving asses up.

Royals fan here. Congrats on one hell of a game, Houston.

>2005
>owned by Drayton McClane

Fuck that shitbird, he was out to make a profit and fleece the public for a new stadium, he didn't give a FUCK about wins. Roger Clemens and Jeff Kent literally just fell into his lap, like that one time I had sex at a party four years ago with this chick who had genital warts.

The new owner has made a commitment to getting shit done, getting a great staff and great players, and WINNING.

>someone who can actually appreciate this defensive battle

Hats off to you, KCbro.

You're welcome.

>like that one time I had sex at a party four years ago with this chick who had genital warts.

iktf

But seriously an owner trying to win is nice, even if he tried to lose to do it

trying to win with inexpensive young prospects is fine, as long as you don't trade them away for cents on the dollar every time they get slightly good.

...

I agree, we should trade them before they're good for Verl/a/nder

That or trade back to retrieve Pence and Oswalt.

no user is right, you're new, and retarded

‘Stros will win the series because of the flood!

Screen cap this!!!

>Sweep
>winning a series or contest without any losses, including:
>Winning 3-0 in Major League Baseball Division Series.
>Winning 4-0 in the Major League Baseball World Series

Doyeros can't even reverse sweep now that they've won 1 lost 1.

we get it, you're new

Astros had a city and a drean team. Dodgers have puerto rico and one guy. In scared.

>balance of offense

You are definitely new as shit to Astros baseball. That 2005 offense led by fucking Willie Taveras and Adam Everett was anemic as fuck. Outside of a great ensberg season, over the hill biggio, berkman, there was literally nothing redeeming about the team outside of that nasty pitching staff

LMAO I wasn't even the guy you're posting to, trollbro

I copypasta'd wikipedia.

I wasn't the guy you responded to either

Nah man it’ll be like the saints and Hurricane Katrina!

Delet this!

Both are considered america now. Im thinking its going to game 6.

Yea still not seeing LA winning this...

I'm the guy both of you newfags were replying to. Easiest (you)'s ever.

Thats the issue, neither do I

Remember what Papa Vin said

>Dodgers really thought they were gonna sweep

>forgetting Jeff Kent

Jeff Kent wasn't on the 2005 squad

Only thing nasty is your fucking butthole bro! Wipe it!

i love the astros

dubs confirm this, they will WS check em'

>you now remember Brandon Backe