How do i achieve this bodytype?

How do i achieve this bodytype?

hes a qt little bear :)

This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

>shakira
>ideal male body

why do italians exist? the allies should've nuked them out of existance when they had the chance

squatz and oatz

>argentina
>white

Stand under a hydraulic press

>that balding

wew

Manlet 3xf

THICCCCCCCCC

>le "footy chode" look
How contrived. Sad!

What would the diet of a stoke person generally consists of?

rain and cold

meat pies, oven chips and baked beans

oatcakes

Greggs sausage rolls, tea, frozen roast dinners with chips

meat pies and chips

chicken dippers and frozen chips

> All these readymade meals
Hmmm, but are these a British thing or just a Stoke thing. Would a Scouse diet be any different?

not really, everyone in the UK is too lazy to make fresh meals

exquisite stargazer pies

do you unironically live in myanmar?

cut off your legs

>Would a Scouse diet be any different?
same diet but he would be picking the food from the trash

buy a torso stretcher. use it to stretch your torso daily until women find you hideous and your own family ignores you. then you've finally achieved his body type.

The one accurate reply

Don't forget the scouse and the rat-on-a-stick

I saw this wide shouldered midget play live when Switzerland played Estonia - he is the weirdest looking guy I've ever seen IRL.

does estonio not have mirrors?