HOW DO I GET A JOB IN AUSTRALIA I DON'T WANT TO RISK GOING TO UNIVERSITY TO STUDY IT OR TEACHING AND GET OUT OF IT...

HOW DO I GET A JOB IN AUSTRALIA I DON'T WANT TO RISK GOING TO UNIVERSITY TO STUDY IT OR TEACHING AND GET OUT OF IT BEING IN DEBT AND STILL NOT GETTING A JOB I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MY PATHETIC LIFE!!

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Get the abbos to pay you for importing gas(petrol) from other nations

Join the defence force brah.

>waahh i dont want to acquire the skills that will make me a valuable employee

Get off your ass and acquire some skills. Everybody has to do it. If you dont want to go to college, start looking around at different trades and begin asking what it will take to get an apprenticeship. If you dont do either of the above, you will be flipping burgers until you graduate to being a poorly-paid shift manager at a restaurant, then retiring with nothing.

Real talk.

I wish I could but I have type 1 diabetes it fucking sucks.

Get a scholarship, it's not hard unless you're retarded.

If you are in Melbourne I've got you m8

Apply everywhere. And if you've got a flexible schedule try to find a night shift position.

Become a police officer. Work nights. Go to college during the day. Finish degree in good field.

>tfw 25 and want to go to university

Is it too late?

go to prison and get meals + a bed

ok so you are too lazy or dumb to go to uni here are your option

1) a trade, i have done this its decent pay but working outdoors is bad in the extreme heat, the pros are early finishes so u can go do what you want after work,if you go down this parth the work is kinda lame but u have lots of time after work to do what you want, no super and you will have to learn to do your own tax super etc...

2) local government jobs, this is longer hours but nice work conditions good super etc, if you dont mind working around alot of red tape you can comfortably stay in a job like this your whole life, acquire lots of holidays and lots of room to move around in a government job

What state?

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>foreigner who can't into HECS/HELP realising there's no jobs here and an intense cost of living
This is why we're full.

>Australia has a good job employment meme
TOP FUCKING KEK

I'd love to help you cunt, but I'm busy falling for the STEM meme in our country of all countries FFS.

It's never too late to follow your dreams Mr Leaf

fuck abbos for money.

> it's 2016. live-streaming your sex is an accepted way to get famous. besides, it's an untapped niche that you could be the best in the world at.

become...

> THE ABBOFUCKER.

> fuck abbo's, and do interviews where you talk about "raising awareness" and being progressive.

> how hard is it to game abbos? just understand their culture, and mix PUA Alpha moves with traditional symbolism to draw them in. plus, most of the women have daddy issues from being so fucked up, making them easy to game.

Here's what you do:

1) get unemployment / disability benefits

2) get a cheap room in an apartment, and a cheap car

3) troll for abbo women. meet them.

4) convince abbo's to come back to your apartment and fuck you.

5) get an AUS pornographer license and a British soldier's uniform.

6) make fucked-up abbo lovin porn

7) sell it to degenerate freaks. selling to individual people pays best.

8) practice your craft

9) work your way up to fucking American negresses

10) PROFIT!!!!

> Seriously OP,

> This is your one shot, one opportunity.

> Be the best that you can be

> and give an abbo STD!!!!!!!!!

>the engineers shortage was always a lie
>now they're implementing extreme diversity hiring because there's such a graduate saturation they can afford to be picky
Just Australian feels.

They're trying the same thing with tradies, there's an apprentice shortage guys! Quick, despite 1/3 of all white males already taking apprenticeships, we need more! No, don't worry about tertiary education, it's so oppressive to educate white men that far, go into apprenticeships.

Tradies going to fall into the same trap and crash the wages of tradies? That's what's going to happen. Enjoy being paid 45k for whats currently a 75k job, the same thing happened in IT/Eng, it's 45k offers if you're a white male to combat the diversity shit, 60-70k only if you're a woman of colour.

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no there's been 40+ year olds in my classes

maybe try not being trash.
white, black (there aren't any in sydney), yellow, or brown, if you're not trash, u will have a job.
>tfw got off PT work at 3
but i'm actually scared i won't get a job at big4

IT security. My dad makes $150000 after tax. But you either are a genius hacker with a penetration tester certificate or a uni student

>you are neither

You're going there to learn from the profs and grad students, they'll be about your age or way older anyway.

Go to the coast and be a fisherman, m8

there are abundant resources when you know where to look