>Underworld.Blood.Wars.2017.720p.WEB-DL.H264.AC3-EVO
>Underworld.Blood.Wars.2017.720p.WEB-DL.H264.AC3-EVO
>Underworld.Blood.Wars.2017.720p.WEB-DL.H264.AC3-EVO
>Underworld.Blood.Wars.2017.720p.WEB-DL.H264.AC3-EVO
>Underworld.Blood.Wars.2017.720p.WEB-DL.H264.AC3-EVO
This just in: Beckinsale Vampire Kino in HD!
GO GO GO
>swn drink your blood
;_;
so has anyone watched it?
I don't remember the story of any of the prequels or give a fuck, can I watch this to zombie out to later, or will it give me a brain anuyrism
Ah my dad will be happy about this...maybe
1) Vampires vs Werewolves
2) Mary Sue plus her lover vs Vampires and Werewolves
3) Vampires vs Werewolves
4) Mary Sue vs werewolves DISGUISED as rich men. Also a Mary Sue Jr who's even more powerful than her Mary Sue mom
I hate this series so much. Not worth pirating
And yet you know it so well and have strong opinions about it
Gross
Is it true this one is the worst of the series?
>TELL ME WHERE UR DAUGHTER IS
>BUT I DON NO WER SHE IS I TOLD HER TO HID SO I CANT FIND HER
>LIAR!!!!
>spend 70% of movie chasing her all over Europe
>corner her in norway or some fuck
>READ HER BLOOD SO WE KNO WERE HER DAUGHTER IS
>she does that
>lol she really don' kno she was tellin the truth the who tim
>FUCK JUST STAB HER THEN OH FUCK SHE WENT UNDER THE ICE WHATEVER ITS COLD LETS BOUNCE
>later Beckinsale returns with new magic powers and beats all the werewolfs and evil vampires with her new sexy boy toy who is the nw vampire leader or whatever
The only reason I watch it is for Beckinsale's hot ass in leather so by my metric it's not measurably worse than the others.
what ass?
I wasn't asking for a synopsis of this generic crap as I already know it is trash...but thanks
What I was looking for was thisis it at least visually pleasing, with decent dialogue, to watch as I zombie out and fall asleep, or is it so trash that it will make my eyes bleed
Yes, the director is a woman so the male gaze on her is absent too
damn, too late I already downloaded it
I'll take one for the team and watch it anyways
wish me luck
so i don't want to download it?
Fuck. I actually paid to see this garbage just 3 weeks ago. Should've waited just a bit longer.
Anyway, the latest flick is Resident Evil levels bad. It's also rather incomprehensible to a newcomer, if you haven't seen the others.
>I actually paid to see this garbage just 3 weeks ago.
This is why paying for movies is always fucking stupid.
They have so much potential with their world building (barring Underworld 4's dumb prologue) but they never really deliver
I don't know, it's not particularly enjoyable. You don't judge these movies on a numerical scale, it's just Beckinsale-in-Latex/10. I was spacing out during a screening of it. I should've taken a Xanax bar or some weed gummy bears before going in.
Perhaps. Some truly kino movies are worth seeing on the big screen, though. Interstellar in IMAX is glorious.
damn, already?
did it really flop that bad?
This is why you pirate first, and then if you like it you spend money on it.
Where are you downloading from? When I look it up it brings an onion link and I don't want to compromise myself.
if you browse Sup Forums you should be in a private tracker
its a prerequisite
I don't want people on PTP to know I downloaded Underworld 5
What's the deal with Kate and her IRL daughter?
Resident Evil ended. Why won't this end. Its so bad and cheesy.
so dl it from another private tracker
you do use more than one private tracker, right user?
I'm on 4 but the other movie one doesn't have mainstream cinema. I guess I'll just wait a few days.
katcr.co
I have a great ratio at HDB but why waste it on watch and delete?
The latest Resident Evil lowers the bar even more
I use alpharatio as an alternative. They have new movies an tv shows fairly fast and all movies are freeleech for the first 2 hours. It's pretty comfy 2bh
>if you browse Sup Forums you should be in a private tracker
pretty much this
Use DDL or another private tracker.
Don't you use multiple private trackers, user?
Someone already asked me that!!
>They have new movies an tv shows fairly fast and all movies are freeleech for the first 2 hours. It's pretty comfy 2bh
I use PTM instead and they are completely ratioless. Much comfier.
I download my guilty pleasure stuff on PTM and download kino from PTP and KG.
Protip: use release blogs with Mega links like this one.
2ddl.org
>tfw downlloading right now from a public tracker and unprotected with no vpn or proxies
my mother really wants to see this shit so I don't think she'll care if we get another DMCA notice
it's all for you mummy
ayy lmao who's this?
Dove Cameron
she'll probably like it but it's not great.
hot
fag
OH WTF I HATE WOMEN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>the director is a woman
Cancelling download now.
kek
>weed gummy bears
I know a place where you can get 12 of those fags for twenty-five bucks. Those edibles will take you there, man.
Just imagine the hot steamy lesbian sex between the director and the actress.
thanks but no one wanted this
>lesbian
Still cancelling due to degeneracy.
I preferred Underworld when it was set in medieval times.
Also, aren't we done with the "vampires vs werewolves" formula? Has this dead horse not been beaten enough?
I also can't wait for the choppy, poorly edited, horribly choreographed fight-scenes shot in dark corridors and rooms. I watched some of the earlier Underworld movies recently with a friend who hadn't seen them and he actually turned to ask me during a fight "Who's winning here?".
Micael Sheen is gone mang.
Bill Nighy made the series tolerable. Sheen made it worth watching.
I watched the new resident evil movie, I got dizzy because of the camera, did the guy who wad holding the camera had parkinsons or something?
thee d list hollywood actresses would make 100x more money just doing one porno
fucking idiots
just watch the Blood Wars prequel movie or whatever its called and maybe the second flick
rest are shit
Maybe they just really don't want to? Like, maybe money is not important enough to them to do that?
All thought I will agree to totally see your point. It's not like you have a massive reputation to lose by doing it anyway, and if shit like the Kardashians are to be believed it can actually catapult you ahead.
>thee d list hollywood actresses would make 100x more money just doing one porno
Maybe nobody wants to indulge your perverse fantasies.
>copy paste it
>sends me to jewgle
?? Op? hello? where is the fucking link?
actresses are glorified whores anyway, why not do the job properly?
What did she mean by this? Also, what are those things in the corner? At first I thought they were large weights, but the handle looks weird.
>underworld 5 thread
>no webms
got my dick out for nothing
Because they don't have to? Because being a D-list actor still pays the bills and lets them live in comfort? Why do something you don't have to in order to entertain people you don't know in a way you consider beneath you?
I don't think I would. If I didn't care about money and possible infamy that is.
Is this watchable if I never watched any of the underworld movies?
Porn doesn't make that much these days, actually.
High class escorting is where the momey is.
does she fuck doggos
truly the yms of actresses
Vampires tend to be Mary Sue-ish.
I honestly do not mind some "hurr durr this character can literally do everything right" every now an then as long as they get rekt occasionally.
It may look unrealistic, but it's cool.
Though I agree the underworld series suck.
This isn't even confirmed to be her
It has been confirmed it's her.
However, that picture was originally posted on Instagram by one of Kate's incredibly gay friends. Some user just cropped it and posted it here.
>High class escorting
pretty much what these "actresses" do for a living
It's kinda the best in the series since it goes back into the former films style without being so pedantic about it (the blue filter in the first ones was just eye straining, while in this one is not that bad), caring a bit less about the schizophrenic former plot (it ditches the fourth alltogether and only remains that Selene is God) and has better action. Pretty terrible overall.
agcwebpages.com
Ctrl+F "Beckinsale" and then click on her name.
>Someone from Sup Forums is anally annihlating Kate Beckinsale RIGHT NOW
WHAT THE FUCK GUYS
I also dislike how the series has gone from a muddy class allegory to being completely meaningless, since the werewolves can conjure institucionally allright. It's just a fucking mess of a series, almost unwatchable sober.
Truly Sup Forums's finest hour.
oh boy I can't wait for the influx of housewife posters
Nothing would change.
Nice.
There's female on male rape though.
lewd
what a really really shitty movie
shame, cause i actually enjoyed underworld and muh kate way back when, i think i still have the vhs i bought of it somewhere
Well now we know just how genuine those blinds are.
>shame, cause i actually enjoyed underworld and muh kate way back when, i think i still have the vhs i bought of it somewhere
If you think this one's shitty, you really shouldn't check out the others for nostalgiabucks. They are the same or worse.
yeah everyone's entitled to an opinion bitch
yeah i know, they remind me of the resident evil movies. Either way the previous underworld movie is probably still the shittiest one
>not wanting to be the sex slave of a hot vampire dominatrix
It was the best part
this
>Calls lesbians degenerate
>Downloading a movie to oggle Kate in latex/leather
>seen all of these movies, because i hate myself i guess (or cause kate makes my dick twitch)
>first movie was actually pretty decent from what i remember
>movies after that kate becomes a mary sue, just gets stronger and more ridiculous every movie
>she's the best hunter!
>now she's so powerful she can kill the ancient head vampire
>now she's so powerful she can kill ALL the ancient most powerful vampires and werewolves!
>now she has a daughter that is even more powerful than her!
>okay fuck where do we go from here? how do we make kate even stronger?
Then i saw the new one, and their answer was to basically make kate go super saiyan. Blonde hair and everything. I actually laughed out loud.
Do you think her crotch hair also turned blonde.
Everyone losing their shit over this really revealed Sup Forums's true stupidity. For real if this was posted on reddit it would have been debunked in seconds.
I love this whole event. It's so bad.
>i don't wish to hear the word "JUST"
What did he mean by this?
>now she has a daughter
Is she a loli vampire or a Kate 2.0? I'm not sure wich would be better.
Id like these movies more if the action wasnt filmed like shit and the powers of these beings can be explained.
At certain points, Beckinsale just appears behind enemies with her speed and shit. These people use special guns and weapons but they are mostly always ineffective and the fights are finished with hand to hand or shit like swords.
Also, what the fuck was with that scene in 2 where the first immortal gives her some blood claiming she will have the power to defeat markus (?), and she ends up winning by punching him into spinning helicopter blades? I get that she can go into the sun now, but shes also now just more powerful?
Can i watch this if i havent whatched the old movies?
plot is awful but still a fun movie
reminder she keeps doing these movies because the fappening found her teaching lillymo how to have orgasms and shes being blackmailed.
>her teaching lillymo how to have orgasms
you mean how to fake them
Incorrect.
As women having control over their orgasms means they have all the power in a relationship.
The SFW leaks imply strange things.