To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Serie A. The tactics are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the game will go over a typical viewers head. There's also Montella's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these VAR penalties, to realise that they're not just rigged- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike serie A truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Allegri's existential catchphrase "Warm up for me, Sturato" which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenevs Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Maurizio Sarri's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Benisvento tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for my teammates' wives' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid
Ayden Foster
What went so suddenly right?
William Scott
>Someone copied my pasta T-thanks
Hudson Bell
Since this thread may attract some serie a posters: anyone has both the pics of the pepe in Juve's shirt mocking the pepe with Milan's one and viceversa?
Daniel Russell
Don't have the other one
Levi Morris
That's fine, I need it for tomorrow's thread since there's Milan-Juve
Btw Karsdorp broke his crociato
Gavin Lee
Young team, it needed time to gel Also Benassi is the GOAT
Landon Flores
Melan can win right?
Austin Wright
Quick rundown: -Romanista bow to Monchi -In contact with Eredivisie agents -Possess psychic-like foresight abilities -Controls Rome's 7 hills with an iron but fair fist -Own castles & banks globally -Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line -Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Monchilla will be be the first city) -Own 99% of ACL tear research facilities on Earth -First designer babies will in all likelihood be Monchi babies -said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries, Area 51, Florenzi's hospital room and the shrine to Totti -Ancient Sumerian scriptures tell of an angel who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented transfers -They own Tottibot R&D labs around the world -You likely have Tottibots inside you right now -Is in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, Roma Ultras and the pope, forwarding the word of God to the Olimpico. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Nainggolan high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) -They learned fluent Italian in under a week -Nation states entrust their runner-up trophy reserves with him. There’s no gold in Ft. Monchi, only silver -He is about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society -In reality, he is a timeless being, existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe (when Roma will win the Scudetto). We don’t know hi ultimate plan yet. We hope he is a benevolent being.
>-Own 99% of ACL tear research facilities on Earth >-Own 99% of ACL tear research facilities on Earth >-Own 99% of ACL tear research facilities on Earth
Charles Taylor
florenzi is actually not ded has schick taken over at the romacoma?
Ryder Perez
>to the end of the universe (when roma will win the scudetto) goddammit
Dominic Gutierrez
Serie A won't be goat until San Marino Calcio make it to the top flight
Nathaniel Russell
roma acls
Strootman x 2 Florenzi x 2 Emerson Nura Capradossi Ponce Rudiger Rui Pellegrini Karsdorp
Cooper Green
>karsdorp has torn his ACL I cant deal with this shit anymore
Josiah Roberts
>Own 99% of ACL tear research facilities on Earth
William Robinson
Did ACL tears bring down the Roman Empire?
Jaxon Hernandez
Is this /Serie A/?
Jacob Howard
>Blocks your path
Ian Moore
Not really, that'll come tomorrow
Juan Parker
i-is it time to start watching serie a again?
Charles Barnes
Don't worry, we're still trash
Jonathan Brooks
>unironically watching juventuswinslol I could understand it if you were Italian or from some non-football nation like the USA or Denmark
Just watch your league, it's better
Luke Walker
Front line is looking better
Defense is trash
Jaxon Moore
>man city/Chelsea wins lol the league
Benjamin Powell
The last 5 Premier League seasons had 4 different champions while the Italian league in the last 5 seasons had only 1 champion
Adam Rivera
Leicester was a million in one chance
ManU doesn't have the skill to finish at the top, totty is eternally 2nd place, and arsenal is arsenal
Noah Peterson
yeah, better watch juventus get the title 8 weeks before the last game of the season
Jacob Reed
juvewinslol era is dead
The sun is rising on Serie A once again after a long and dark 10 year winter.
Jace Torres
Juve matenatically won the title later than Chelsea last season
John Roberts
serie a appeals to aryans
John Torres
t. Muhammad Al-Faqiri
Ryan Long
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Nathan Turner
Montella made me lose hope.
Owen Brooks
>tomorrow's thread since there's Milan-Juve That's in Saturday not tomorrow
Hunter Diaz
How is that possible, user?
Jeremiah Rivera
Tomorrow I'll open the matchday thread
Jayden Cruz
I wish the fans would do to him what they did to Berlusconi when they threw that statue on his face in 2009 or whenever that was
David Long
What happens to Allegri if Montella wins?
Brayden Bailey
>opening a matchday thread a day earlier For what purpose?
Nolan Rodriguez
That wasn't a Milan fan tho
Kayden Clark
We've been opening the Serie A threads on Friday for a while now
Absolutely nothing
Nathan Perry
What do you care, you will show up 4 hours late anyway, safe and secure from getting your kebab butthole torn apart, with obligatory muffled >MUH 433 in the distance.
Oliver Parker
wow
John Hall
>Sell 90% of your starting XI >Improve
It makes no sense at all.
Get a new physio staff. Milan was the same a few years back.
Carson Baker
...
Hunter Morris
>Calhanoglou Bad, turkish Beckham
>Bonucci A reckless Astori with attitude
>Rodriguez What if Radu had a tan and a manbun?
>Gigi "muh 6 million" aka the camel Donnarumma Literally mid tier Serie A keeper on a GOAT salary
>Franck Kessie Right-footed Muntari
Anyone else come to terms with the fact that Milan spent their money mostly on memes?
Ryan Sanders
>tfw I'll never give TayTay a cheeky peck on the lips
Tyler Garcia
>it's a "torn ACL episode" really not a fan of these re-runs
Camden Bell
This , new physio staff should resolve the problem, since these fuckers came the injuries increased quite a lot, fuck with Zeman who worked them until death they were all fit and fine.
Cameron Green
Someone needs to be held responsible for sure. It can't be bad luck and coincidences anymore with this track record of busted knees.
Elijah Russell
>come to terms
it was always clear as a whistle, they should really look into chinese money laundering dessuo
Gabriel Smith
fucking Inter made Skriniar a promo vid
facebook com/Inter/videos/1682597355123730/
>long live harambe
Jackson Russell
Can any of you Italy-bros explain to me how difficult it would be to purchase a ticket for the Napoli - Juventus match on 1st December? I looked up a little bit but the system comes off a little bit complicated and I also have the impression that the tickets online are black market only.