Movie adaptation when?

Movie adaptation when?

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WELCOME TO THE FAMILY, SON

Just watch a playthrough of the game

Video games are just long movies now.

i liked it better when it was texas chainsaw massacre

>porn adaptation when?

THIS

>WELCOME TO THE FAMILY SON
>*shoots a load in the anus*

JACK IS BACK
again

>NOT AGAIN, OLD MAN

Resident Anal

BRAVO CAPCOM

Actually it might just be the next flick in the "reboot"

Zip ties would have made much more sense, and still require only a knife to open. What the fuck were they thinking?

It's a deconstruction of the kind of puzzle locks that they literally invented and made a part of the genre. The game itself is a multi-layered commentary on the Biohazard franchise itself, and it's relationship to other games or horror media and its own audience, so it's full of these kind of elements.

>cop gives some random agitated fuck inside a house his knife

>not helping out a civilian
he a good cop desu he dindu nuffin

I hate when a game that obvious copied the fuck out of popular movies and other games, always have retards asking for a movie adaptation. It was just like when the Last of Us came out and people demanded a movie for it. Just watch literally any zombie movie, nigga. Fuck.

...

I wanted to love this game, but shit like this kept ruining the experience for me.

Also the fact that there's only two enemies: black sponge monsters and bugs that can't even kill you. The family themselves were well done, even if it was scripted as fuck and they never were that threatening or dangerous in the first place.
Also when a Zoe told you to do something, then 1 minute later she's acting surprised that you did what she said.
Just dumb shit kept it from being amazing. It's just good.

>Zip ties
>hicks

oh another spooky little girl horror movie? FANTASTIC

The same hicks that rigged up their house and property to be like one giant maze with multiple complex mechanisms?

Playthrough with commentary recently started couple total freakout reactions in the second vid
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>RE7 has barely any connection to previous RE games
>no umbrellas, no zombies, some hillbilly family
>first person perspective
but
>a few puzzles to solve
"HER DERR Resident Evil is back to it's roots!"

Fucking millennial fucks.

It's already a movie you fucking faggot.

Back to your playpen, toddler

it's much more back to its roots than 4, 5 and 6

Not really. RE needs a 3rd person perspective, fixed camera angle, and pre rendered backgrounds.

Not having these is like making a Star Wars movie in 3D with lots of blue filters.

But UMBRELLA operators come and save your ass in one of the endings

>RE needs a 3rd person perspective
fuck off that shit is garbage

>RE need first person VR shit

No you are garbage cocksucker

Herr derr I need a first person perspective for muh immersion. I also need constant fucking fmv cutscenes and tutorials.

>VR shit
agree with that. 1st person or fixed camera like 1,2 and 3 is best.

>"""""game""""" on rails
>i.e. a fucking movie
>this is considered a video game in 2017
DISGUSTING. WHAT WENT WRONG?

In both of the endings, one is just without mia

DADDY!

>nigger has less than 3 minutes of dialog and dies as soon as he shows up

>black sponge monsters and bugs that can't even kill you.
So you didn't play on madhouse? Lmao.

>RE7 has barely any connection to previous RE games
Confirmed for not playing the game

>>RE7 has barely any connection to previous RE games
100% wrong.

tape like that exists tho