How many of you will die like a pussy when the happenings really happen?

How many of you will die like a pussy when the happenings really happen?

I've watched every episode of Survivorman and currently watching everything I can find with Ray Mears.

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Primitive technology hasn't made anything for a month.

What's the over/under that he's dead?

I can make a smokeless fire and handle archery and gunnery with equal ease. I've got no problem sleeping on the ground.

I'll probably die pretty early.

i'll be alright for a couple of months at least

I'm well armed and a thrill junkie, I would die immediately.

I own guns.

I'll make it longer than most.

All of his videos are uploaded months apart.

This is semi-fake. Sure he constructed that, but over months, and he was only working a little by little every day while having ample supply of food/water/sleep on his real house.

>watching jewtube is the same as experience
holy shit dude, tell me you're joking

>hasn't made anything for a month

He still has a job and gf you know. He only does the survival shit on a piece of land way out in the middle of nowhere Australia occasionally on the weekends, when he has time.

It really depends how far it goes how fast

If food supplies get shut off immediately and power cut to all of america, I could probably outlast others, forming communities and trading, while also defending my family and providing.

If government comes in and tries to quell people or round people up for camps, I can see myself not surviving as long. Most people would still survive shorter times than me, but in a war zone, and not an apocalypse, things get complicated

If for some reason I was forced to go deep innawoods, with my current supplies I could last a while, enough time to get set up pretty well, but would have trouble with food, always hunting, but I dont know if I could rely on it and also store food properly in a wilderness setting.


If society starts going slowly that is when I will really shine, when marshal law is declared but life keeps going on, food is still there, the masses are sort of just sitting by idly, but the end is coming, that is when the fun begins, and its already started in this timeline.

>Implying there will be any trees or potable water left after the happening

Only way to survive is in a fortified underground bunker with supplies to last for decades. Only your children or grand children will be able to go back outside.

food stores?

water filters?

plan?

Bug out bags?

Bug out place?

I live in florida and have literal metal storm sliders that cover all the doors and windows in my house, as well as a 9 foot tall thick brick/cement wall around my house, I have a pond right next door with turtles, fish and other small animals, as well as lizards that are fucking everywhere and can be killed with a bb gun. My entire neighborhood is filled with old people that would either be A-useless, and that is good, they just go away, or B-more likely to help each other. My next door neighbor is probably armed, has a cops lives matter bumper sticker, so i know he is based.

Thats wrong tho, Nuclear holocaust is dumb and not fun, if it happens also, there will be initial deaths, and then the following weeks more death, but things would then even out and people would regroup. Nukes being world ending is a meme, even if you hit every city in america it wouldn't be so bad that your grandkids would have to live in a bunker

> man makes thing by hand and films it
> somehow it's fake
Where's the proof?

Firearms instructor
Kenpo and Jiu Jitsu practitioner
Masters degree
Regular camper
Food stores for at least 1 year

I'm good

The happening is a fantasy. The society we live in is fundamentally stable.

It's not going to happen, and you're wasting your precious life on delusions.

Are you me?
Am I you?

>people see me with gun
>People want to kill me in sleep for said gun

I'd keep some spare handcuffs round

Yes. Yes I am you are

My only survival knowledge comes from the internet, and I have a BoB.

I guess I will last longer than most, but I'd probably still be fucked in the long run.

>Masters degree

Wow get a load of mr.smarty pants over here

I agree nukes and fallout are no fun but when you compare nuclear annihilation to other happenings( like a pandemic, solar electromagnetic pulse, super volcanoes, asteroid hitting earth) nukes are still and by far the most likely.

>nuclear bomb hitting every is city

whoa you dont know what nuclear fallout is huh? You/your baby maker wouldnt live long enough to have kids if every city got nuked. Never mind you would probably starve the coming winter. Nuclear war is more terrifying than we can even imagine.

Oh absolutely me.

I live remotely, pretty far away from cities, but I'm worthless and completely dependent on heavy cream and internet porn for survival.

I give myself 36 hours tops.

Watch the video. He obviously constructs that hut in about 40 seconds.

>implying he isn't currently forging steel weapons from ore he found in the creek bank

Watch it all you want but unless you actually go out and apply and practice what you learned it won't stick and won't do you much good.

>watching survivor man to prepare for innawoods

you're going to die

if you want to be prepared GET OUT IN THE FUCKING WOODS YOU TURBOFAGGOT

learn trapping techniques and how to fish if there is water nearby and you'll be golden. My bugout plan is on a bicycle. I live in the city but I can be deep innawoods in a few hours if shtf. Even here in the city I practiced trapping every once in awhile with stick traps and catch squirrels and rats. I discard them because I'm not starving, but I know I can get food when I need it. Also learn how to purify river/lake water because you'll need that before you need food. Don't just buy a water filter from a camping store. A simply physical filter (i.e. a t-shirt) + iodine is good start, and keep a few empty clear plastic water bottles like pic related in your kit for UV decontamination in case the happening lasts long enough that you run out of iodine.

>tfw just got back and the city stinks again

I am ready for all happenings foreign or domestic.

dont you find it odd annon that its the middle of the jungle middle of the day and he is not sweating at all

>watching everything I can find with Ray Mears.
This is a wise move.

he's probably busy building a trebuchet and finishing off the murder holes in his castle, readying his men for the assault on melbourne

>imblying I haven't been watching survivorman every night for years.. I'll drink all of your piss before you even have a chance.

I was a boyscout, I'll be fine.

I am a cheese / charcuterie monger.
I am ready for the happening. I will grab all of the cured meat i have and run innawoods. good protein and sodium. I have a pistol and basic survival skills. I think I would do okay.

I completed the 3 week Pre-Ranger course and it was pretty much hell but I made it, and over all it was a good experience so I think I'll be more than fine.

I can't imagine doing the full course though it probably gets easier after the 4th week as your body has more time to adapt to it

Also i am ready.

If you don't at least have a bug-out-bag and a rifle you may as well just start digging your own grave for the mass executions desu senpai

he is in south eastern Queensland, Australia. While it is warm here, calling it a jungle isn't appropriate as its not in the tropics. maybe a sub-temperate rainforest?

All you need is a nice bug out bag, basically /out/-core gear, and you have fine chances

Obviously. He says so in his descriptions. This isn't a full-time job for him.

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Well Im /fit/ with a Remington 870 and 1911. I live somewhere in the rockies. And I have 8 months worth of disaster supplies. Plus a fuckload of thermal gear because i camp during winter which most people are too pussy to do.

How will i fare lads?

My parents own a farm, far from city and its trash.

They own 8 black bulls, which lives in the stable and can provide copious amount of healthy black seeds, feeding atleast 20 people per day, incase of danger, the black bulls are extremely physically superior and will protect my parents against intruders.

Idk if I would shoot at you to your high right and wave the white flag... or just shoot you dead. Convince me of the right move, user...

the only proof that checks out

>How many of you will die like a pussy when the happenings really happen?
I grew up in Russia after the collapse of the Soviet Union. The Motherland had already prepared me for the Happening.

But you will live longer than anyone within 0-100 yards

Watching doesn't mean anything, get out there and give it a go Pierre.

>I prepare for SHTFTEOTWAKIWROL fantasies by watching youtube videos.

Good luck.

>sweden
>own black bulls

are you KIDDING me ? lel

What was it like?

I was raised on the water and in the woods. I've also worked in construction.
I garden a lot, and I have experience pretty much doing anything inna woods.

oh wait I should have kept reading lmao

Yeah man, those nukes could ignite the atmosphere

Probably true unless you're a Kandy-ass.

I will play Escape from Takrov with you :)

>spends months making a 3 inch blade from bog iron and charcoal. hammering with a stone tool and a stone anvil.
>police pop up out of the woods
>oy m8, is that a knife?
>goes to prison.

I'm armed to the teeth and living in the middle of the woods with enough ammo to supply a battalion in a combat zone for months, so I'm not really worried. Also away from potential bomb zones.

drone/10

What the hell do they have you doing out there afghanbro I see you posting all day.

Dude lives like a nigger. 5 white guys would have running water and agriculture in no time. Don't waste your time.

>ya cheeky wanker! Ya thought you could get on all the way out here did ya? Well constable Jenkins here has a right and proper set of ears, now off we go to the paddy!

Im a (((True Conservative))) who loved to #TrusTED in times of need THE RISING PRIESTHOOD WILL PROTECT ME!!!

>How many of you will die like a pussy when the happenings really happen?

All you need is this:
Vehicle with 4wheel drive (decent tires and tire plugs)
Rifle and pistol with ammo (suppressor is a huge bonus) plus cleaning stuff
Gas cans
Long term food/know hunting,aging meat
Water
Water filter
Pots/pans for cooking/fire starter
Map/gps/knowledge of alternative routes and safe destination plus escape routes
(At least 1) Partner with same gear
Communication ability (radio)
Medicine/knowledge of first aid/how to make antibiotics/alcohol
Guerrilla tactics knowledge


Just look at how people prepare for adventure trips with there 4x4 vehicles and include guns and much more food and water.

they will set the nukes off in the atmosphere lad as well

that will cause a massive emp and down all the entire countries electrical grid as well as allowing for the further spread of radiation

so most of the country will be irradiated so yeah i'd rather be in a city and just get vaporised rather than live the slow fucking death of radiation sickness and cancers and all that good shit

sorry it wont just be localised in the cities

>gunnery

>It's not going to happen, and you're wasting your precious life on delusions.

Fuck you it's a fun hobby that might be useful in the event of a natural disaster.

Daily reminder,

Obama administration (democunts) has been trying to ban hoarding

...

He's so cute

Yeah, me am edgumakated an inteligunt

this guy surpassed 20k years of african civilization in a 30 second clip

Hoarding food (more than 3 months i think) was made illegal right after the federal government forced people to turn in their gold right after WWII

I've seen you posting all day, what's it the Taliban finally manage to hire a recruiting team and pay for internet?

>archery and gunnery with equal ease
>archery and gunnery
>gunnery

what are you gonna do? fight of the Muslims hordes with a 6 pound field piece from the civil war era?

>federal government forced people to turn in their gold right after WWII

you mean WWI right? i'm sure thats when the rothschilds or rockefellers whoever it was stole the peoples physical wealth

lol can you imagine like handing over your gold necklace to some police officer? hahahahahahhahahahahahhaha

hahahhahahahahaha yeah fucking right lad here you go lad trust me its real gold its a family air-loom too passed down by the matriarchs in my family for hundreds of years

but fuck all that you can have it because who cares and now i can continue farming dirt like a good pleb

lol

howso

Im sure you can relate what with commissars confiscating the wealth of the bourgeoisie.

Protip: anyone wealthy enough to actually have a pot to piss in was part of the bourgeoisie.

Awful. Just awful. My father was killed by some drunkard. There was no social security, no work, nor any hope. Lots of drugs lots of drunkards, Lost a few of my friends because of those two. Crimes was way to fucking high with brigady roaming the streets and reketiry forcing business to deal with them. My father was killed when working on his second job, forcing my Grandfather to teach me how to hunt animals, especially Reindeer.


it was not a good time to be alive.

I've watched the tiled roof hut video probably 60 times...that hand made kiln is fuckin genius

Just think of that muzzle energy.

>muh guns n ammo s all I need
Have fun eating bullets lad
P.S. Consuming Gunpowder leads to malnutrition

Saltpeter is an anaphrodisiac, user. He'll just eat women.

Wouldn't you just bury all your valuables? When the happening happens i'm sure this sort of thing will happen again. I'd like some silver and gold to cache when the new government is installed so you have some form of wealth to start again. Who knows if the economy has tanked it may be worth 10x as much as it use to. 1k worth of precious metals could be as much as 10k after a happening. Just my thoughts but no i wouldn't keep that stuff on my property i'd risk it and bury it deep in the forest with some sort of protection against metal detection.

>implying that gold and silver will retain any value after the happening

You're better off stockpiling charged cellphone batteries. People will want back on the wagon as soon as they can.

people are more likely to bury guns and ammunition as those are far more practical and valuable in BurgerLand

If i had the choice of digging up a small box of gold bars or a fully functional AR15 with thousands of rounds of ammo, I would much rather have the gun

The important thing is that you found cute anime girls.

> forcing my Grandfather to teach me how to hunt animals, especially Reindeer.

You know things are bad when you have to kill Rudolf and Prancer to keep your family from starving.

But at least you learned your lesson

I bet you are armed to the fucking teeth and have several years worth of nonperishable food.

>this hole thread

>I've watched every episode of Survivorman

AHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Don't knock hole threads, user. A hole will keep you safe from the happenings. It'll even hold water for you.

i'm saying for when the happening is over and some new form of society is established its not a sure bet but its a pretty good one

but while people are shooting each other over tooth brushes, toilet paper would be more valuable than gold and silver

but lets say something new gets established i think gold may be valuable then but its like a long term thing after the years of turmoil and shit like that

Dont worry about it OP. I will be comfy

It's only just begun son

fuck innawoods ima be unnaground

Then I will just use the Gold and silver that i took from all of the people that i shot with my guns.

so easy. In my area I would just be a Feudal warlord and offer protection in trade for tribute. When people raid my settlements i just loot their dead bodies and stockpiles those goods.