When you get a hole in one in mini golf

>when you get a hole in one in mini golf

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>tfw the hole is one is through a statue of Sadam Hussain

>when you play soccer

I forgot mini golf existed desu. I haven't played in forever

>tfw no qt gf to go mini golfing with

>if you know what I mean

>mini
You sick fuck

>when you get a block playing basketball

Reported

>when it takes about 15 goes to shoot the ball into the tube and the fucker never comes out the other end because the tube is all clogged up with leaves and shite

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>when you try to hit it hard up hill and it takes off and hits some kid on another hole

>when your mum gets a better score than you

mini golf is for couples

>tfw you'll never play minigolf with your fellow Sup Forumsartans

wanna play then?

>when a bunch of teenagers keep walking over the green and standing on your course

>the strictly enforced no singles policy

>hey, user, go and tell those kids to get off our course please

>that hole on a slight incline

>when you get a triple bogey on a par 3

>tfw you don't hit the ball with enough power and it rolls backwards down the hill

When you score a sweet free kick

Ye

>when you knock in a short putt with the shaft of the stick like a pool cue

>when you have never beaten your fiance
>when you've lost to her I front of her dad and your dad

>they're black

>when you shank it into the water and your mini golf caddy didn't bring any extra balls

>tfw reading the green and someone walks in your line

me and my falcon are a couple

>when you're the only one in your family who actually cares about playing properly and recording score and they're hitting moving balls and other peoples balls and generally not caring

>when youre with your fiance coming out to your dads on the minigolf course and you come in last cementing yourself as the gayer one and also the bottom and your fathers reaction is

I don't know what board this thread belongs on but it's definitely not Sup Forums

>damn kids didn't rake the sand trap

get gassed, rulefag kike

>when coach is showing you plays

We're not going to /asp/ with the autistic wrestling geeks

The whole point is to have fun. If you want a serious game call tiger woods

Your parents failed you.

>when you're autistic
ftfy

>non-competitive loser
Fuck off 'every kid wins a trophy' babby

>Currently, Section 128 of the Argentine Criminal Code punishes the production and distribution of child pornography. It ONLY punishes the possession of child pornography when there is an unequivocal intent to distribute or market it

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me and your mom go every night, son

>call Tiger woods
>He brings whores
>mini golf is now extra fun

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>caring about the rules on an anime website
yours must be proud

>when a mom says to her brat 'look how fast this one is' at the batting cages and then you crush a line drive

>when you don't post an image

>when you dunk on a 8' hoop

...and then some

>playing with family on a Sunday afternoon
>lose interest half way through but have to complete the whole thing because dad is super serious and competitive

>stuffing the final hole tube with pine cones so the one armed guy who works there has to unclog it.

Poor guy still works there to this day.

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tfw when the coach didn't even bother showing you plays and you were always picked last for every team

>when youre on your phone and have no relevant images saved

>tfw autismputt hasn't been allowed for years

Do yuropoors have batting cages? Batting cages are based as fuck, if you dont have them youre missing out desu.

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>distribution

>when the only place that had a minigolf closed years ago and is now a Casino

I'm sorry mexibro

>That feel when let down by your long game in front of all the class

>when youre a camp counselor playing tackle football with 10 year olds and you truck four of them over on your way to a touchdown

Is this really bad?

I'd rather a paedo watched cp than raped a kid

>if a pedo cant watch cp he will start raping kids
sound logic

tfw lost my touch

i've never seen a golf ball in my life i don't understand half the shit u guys are talking about

There's being overly serious and there's pointless fucking around.
Sides of the same coin.

>when it's 45 degrees and drizzling and you and your bro have the entire 72 hole course to yourself for like 2 hours

>when you get stuck with the pink ball

>when you're waiting on a 7-man family with 4 of them being below the age of 8 so they take forever to finish a lane and the kids are being shitty little snots who always complain and whine and the adults are paying no mind to them delaying literally everyone else who just wants to play a comfy round of mini golf

>your first bowl is a strike
>gutter ball next 3

>when coach shows you his penis

>when you bring your own clubs to play mini golf

jej

I unironically tried to qualify for the mini golf world champs this year.

I had a Jordan Spieth at Augusta tier meltdown in my final round to miss qualifing for the national side.

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>when you are the undisputed champion of curbsie in your back lane and even the Year 11 kids are lining up to challenge you but your mum calls you in for tea so you take the penny floater home with you

>When you try to go around the windmill instead of through it.
>Hit the wall on the side and the ball bounces back to you any way.

>when you are mini golfing and get the cart stuck in a hole, and your caddy says "I'm not paying for that"

>course is just 18 holes of some variation of "straight hole with something in the way"


I hate when courses don't have any imagination or creativity

S W A G
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>Friend 1 hits ball in left hole, exits to the right of the hole.
>Friend 2 hits ball in right hole, exits and goes in the cup.
>Hit ball in right hole, exits and goes to the right of the cup

>tfw autismputt nights on Sup Forums were GOAT
>tfw it took a few days to memorize all the hole-in-one pixels
>tfw you got better than everybody
>tfw you decided to up the difficulty and adventure
>tfw all the fucking shitter morons that sucked at autismputt wouldn't evolve
>tfw they kept doing the same fucking hole-in-one horse shit and never got gud
>tfw autismputt died soon after

Fuck you stupid piece of shit babbymode shitters that killed autismputt for everybody.

>can't do activities like this anymore because forever alone
>grad school was a mistake

>when you get picked last in the pickup game

How many GBP did you have to use to get your mum to caddy for you?

>when you bend over to pick up your ball, exposing your ass crack, amd you hear chad in the group behind you say "woah, i didn't know there were 19 holes at this course!"

What happened to autismputt and the whiney the pooh game?

>when you hear a frustrated shout in the distance and 5 seconds later a ball floats by and goes over the waterfall

To produce cp you need pedophiles to rape kids

Anthony Recker?

Shhhhhhhhh

>when you get the black ball

>the last hole is really a trap that collects the golf balls
>don't realize until it's too late

You motherfuckers don't know about the Quebec mini-golf scene from the 80s and 90s

There was this fucking legendary player called Carl Carmoni that was always fucking winning every fucking tournament everywhere

PLUS there was this coke-head announcer that would yell BIIIIIIRDIIIIIIIIIIE everytime he sinked the ball.

Watch and learn, plebs, watch and learn

youtu.be/ULP0cbGXU8k?t=1m58s

lol what the fuck. Tell me this wasn't on tv? Actually I kinda wanna see mini golf in the olympics now

>Tell me this wasn't on tv?

It was! It went on for fucking years.

I grew up watching this guy own every fucking game ever.

You can pretty much tell anyone from Quebec mini-putt and they'll yell BIIIIIIIRDIIIIIIIIE

I miss the fucker

(we also had bowling on TV, which was comfy, but nowhere near the level of Carl Carmoni)

mods killed autismputt and haxball threads on sight. Winnie the Pooh baseball was really just a 2 day thing

That announcer is exactly how I stereotype Quebecers. Fuck Quebec

get fucked mohammed