Imagine being this close to her. Kissing those soft pink lips, rubbing noses together, feeling her soft soft cheeks, and staring into her beautiful eyes.
So what did everyone think of her SNL appearance?
Imagine being this close to her. Kissing those soft pink lips, rubbing noses together, feeling her soft soft cheeks...
Wyatt Kelly
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John Bennett
As a lesbian, she's not on birth control. So remember to pull out. Unless you want to see a pregnant K-Stew.
The whole "fuck Drumpf!" political schtick is getting old. I mean they've been doing it for, what, like 2 years now?
Asher Fisher
it would be pretty difficult when she's facing perpendicular to me like that
Elijah Watson
...
Samuel Morales
>swn pin you over her knee and fig you after spanking your butt raw with the flat side of her hairbrush
Connor Morris
yea but what about her neck
Ian Myers
She's an ugly, unwashed, dirty whore with an ugly druggy face. Fuck off.
Ethan Robinson
...
Cameron Green
is her gay a phase?
James Torres
Yes. But if she goes full Ellen Page, it could last indefinitely.
Julian Parker
such a great profile. a contemporary greek goddess.
couldn't care less for her bullshit. women should be seen, not heard
Samuel Sullivan
>her
Julian Fisher
DON'T WATCH THIS
Gabriel White
>that spoiler text
Bro.. I didn't need these feels right now.
Angel Butler
I'll believe it when St. Vincent or Cara Delevingne are spotted with baby bumps.
Adam Cook
Great nose hair, post more. Or any other actresses with nose hair visible like that.
Nicholas Diaz
You can't be serious.
Aiden Gutierrez
DELETE THIS NOW!
Easton Carter
Why not? Look how sexy Shailene's nose hair is.
Cameron Miller
The year is 2017.
And the hot new fetish is nose hair.
John Cox
In the year 2525...
James Reed
The hot new fetish is secret trannies knocking up lesbians.
Jack Martinez
UNWASHED!
Joseph Miller
She washes plenty.
Usually.
Josiah Torres
Her only appeal to me is if she's a nasty grimy dyke with stinky socks and sneakers.
Austin Ortiz
horrible
she was too nervous and her line delivery in the skits was shit.
how is she an actress?
Leo Sullivan
I'm 20 years old and never held hands with a girl, should I kill myself?
Carter Clark
>So remember to pull out
Don't make the same mistake your parents did by believing this shit works.
Andrew Cook
>The whole "fuck Drumpf!" political schtick is getting old. I mean they've been doing it for, what, like 2 years now?
Yeah but the 8 years of your cuckservative whining about Obama was alright!
Luis Morris
>ywn tickle her nose hair with the tip of your tongue
Just end me
Anthony Torres
Wait ten more years.
Jose Cruz
>watch Colbert
>Jon Stewart comes on wearing a Trump wig and tie long enough to drag along the floor
>feel the muscles in my face twitching
>w-what is this sensation
>my lips and cheeks rise into a smile
>realize that liberal talk show hosts are funny again
>mfw
did Trump save late night comedy?
Joseph Campbell
>Imagine being close to some chick who was born into a cult and now serves it's corrupt geopolitical interests?
pass
David Taylor
You forgot your fedora.
Benjamin Johnson
No, its that we no longer have king nigger so all the jew approved comedians are allowed to criticize the government again
Zachary Richardson
I wanna lick her front teeth
Benjamin Diaz
For the three years i was with my ex we only used the pull out method, it works if you're not a dummy.
Ayden Russell
... if man is still alive
Will my love for kstew survive?
Bentley Long
I wanna lick her asshole
Lucas Gomez
>The media, Hollywood & entertainment industry went after Obama just as hard
Shut up. He was off limits due to his skin color & everyone knows it. No one's buying the whole Republicans are evil racists schtick anymore.
Robert Green
>So what did everyone think of her SNL appearance?
You mean like the 5 or so minutes she was on or is there more?
I'm not american.
Ayden Butler
yes
Josiah Long
You forgot your yarmulke.
Ayden Martin
fuck nose hair fags
Joshua Long
both parties are evil racists
Grayson Smith
>should I kill myself
Yes. I was holding hands with girls when I was 14. And that was the last time I ever touched a girl.
Nathaniel Bennett
So what did everyone think of the Totino's sketch?
>tfw not Vanessa bayer
>the just a hungry guy...
Jace Myers
Jew psyop. Aka pro wrestling
Owen Stewart
So you liked it?
Connor Peterson
It gave me instant regret knowing I should have worked to become an actor so I could kiss kstew on the set of some show or movie. It's that easy and yet none of us had the foresight to do so (unless Robert Pattinson is still posting with us).
Juan Turner
>muh build up of some chick who was born in a cult and now acts ours orders a la the truman show
Isaac Sullivan
>White women.
>Lips.
Pick one and only one.
Luis Jenkins
...
Justin Fisher
I only watched the mccarthy spicer bit. She had one line and she didn't even try to deliver it like a reporter would. She asks the question in the same lackadaisical, apathetic way that she does with every role she's ever had. Really pathetic.
James Miller
Every time I see her I smell cheese. Not good cheese. Cheap Kraft singles. The smell overcomes me and I usually gag a couple times before regaining control of my faculties.