/f1/ - Formula 1 General - Cunt Edition

>Countdown to Mexico GP:
whenisf1on.com

>Session times in your time:
f1calendar.com

>Countdown to Formula Kino in Abu Dhabi:
fiaformula2.com

>HD Acestream (only during sessions)
morningstreams.com

>/f1/ Fantasy League:
FantasyGP.com
League Passcode: 9637387

>Season standings:
1. Lewis Hamilton 331 points
2. Sebastian Vettel 265 points
3. Valtteri Bottas 244 points
4. Daniel Ricciardo 192 points
5. Kimi Räikkönen 163 points

>Nico Hülkenberg races without a podium:
132

>News:
Alonso will race at Daytona 24h with Lando Norris
Tuesday we will know new engine formula

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First for GOATlonso

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youtube.com/watch?v=C50G1dRd-7o

>And I need you more tonight, and I need you more than ever

kimi

At least this time Honda is not involved

for me, its stoffel

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>Tfw fat nick has a girlfriend and you don't

Takuma or Kamui?

how are you going to celebrate British driver Lewis Hamilton's 4th title this Sunday lads?

reminder for waglad

wait didnt see the recent one. looks like rbr

>2007
>2016

HamilGOAT should have 6 'ships senpai

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Still at work.

Also you are pretty much asking me to identify a mountain and motorway somewhere in Europe.

Come on Australia it was obvious it was gonna be RBR

Invade Hong Kong on behalf of Her Majesty Elizabeth II

What really? Link to thread with him claiming to have a gf pls

Godspeed my friend

>three posts early

THREAD CONTROL
10 min. No Posting Penalty for OP (Italy) for Jump Start

>only 3 posts
Within acceptable limits. At least it's not 30

Everything under 5 posts early is acceptable.
10 posts earlier can be accepted if:
>Thread is good
>We are in Germany-Bahamas waking hours
>Both of the above
Obviously in this situation OP needs to properly bump to death old thread.
Above 10 posts early and you get the Germany treatment.
Good post btw, made me waiting until stop&go penalty went off to post

F1 back at comfy Aida when?

pfffffffffffff

>honda

twitter.com/adamcooperF1/status/923607571159756801

youtube.com/watch?v=VaCXXJRUX9M
>tfw when they shot the footage days before I started my job there
>tfw couldn't ask Lewis to let Kimi win a race on he secured his WDC
>tfw triggered as fuck because the car goes from first to 17th floor in one cut

Gonna visit my parents tomorrow.

Don't forget to tell your mom and dad you love them

Shit post relentlessly on Sup Forums specifically targeting Germans

>incident involving Italian OP is under investigation (false start)
>no further action needed

Fuck off you mongoloid

What is the greatest ever grand prix? If you only started watching F1 this decade please dont reply.

>new takeshi's castle
>It's fucking terrible

Why the fuck does Jonathan Ross get work?

96 Monaco GP

79 Dijon. It just is.
67 Monza.
11 Canada.
89 Japan.

GP of your mum 2017. Watching all the drivers plunging into tunnel section, 2 or 3 wide was spectcular

The one when Kimi wins

Italy 1988

>Forza Ferrari

does it get any better than this?

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>Johnafon Woss
And i don't know

Bring back the 1 hour single qualifying session and the special qualifying engines that produce 1300+bhp and last 3 laps before exploding.

>and the McLaren is on it's 6th engine now and still hasn't managed a full lap

The contestants won in the first fucking episode.

Absolute bollocks.

1971 Italian GP
1979 Meme French GP
1988 Italian GP
1996 Argentine GP
1996 Spanish GP
1996 Monaco GP
1998 Italian GP
1998 Belgian GP
1999 Italian GP
1999 European GP
2000 Italian GP
2003 Brazilian GP
2003 British GP
2006 USA GP
2006 Chinese GP
2007 Canadian GP
2007 European GP
2007 Chinese GP
2010 Abu Dhabi GP
2011 Canadian GP
2016 Malaysian GP

is the message of this add that lewlew walks aroundi n his racing overall all the time?

hard to blame that on woss to be fair

2012 Brazilian GP

1994 Imola

>guatermelon can't count to 1 (one)

>Car going on the opposite direction

What did Ferrari mean bt this?

it's a metaphor for their progress since Hungary

Its over

It's best to stick with races where the winner is based on pure raw superior talent, rather than an obvious (especially an illegal) car advantage.

Valencia 2012.
youtube.com/watch?v=BFh06tzUcEs

It's just Kimi things. He'll get the hang of F1 eventually.

reminder that ricciardo is unexposable

>It's just Kimi things.

>"I thought it was the other way around"

>"I know what I'm doing"

What's the single greatest, most humilliating exposition of the many times Ricciardo has been exposed?

Austria 82

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what a noob, should've just cut the corner like max

F1 needs Formula E qualy

Kamui

F1's quali is fine

how the fuck could anyone say takuma?

taki inoue

One of the few things F1 has got right in recent memory. The old single 60 minute session format was trash.
>wait 30 minutes with fuck all going on
>great! a car's coming out
>oh it's a sauber

US GP 2005

hehe

I'd maybe take a few minutes off each session to make it a little bit more memey but thats about it

Imola 1994
Spain 1996
Belgium 1998
Imola 2006
Brazil 2007
Brazil 2008
Brazil 2012

>young rookie is going to expose alonso again
please don't

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>Imola 94
woho edgy

Sato is a pretty cool guy eh overtakes under yellows and isn't afraid of anything but for me its Koba.

the grid is too predictable tho, maybe shorten the sessions to make getting 2 runs sorta difficult and put more pressure on that first hot lap

That 60 minutes had all the news being talked about while looking at mechanics working.
Now you get a pre-qualifying show to talk about the news with people, dumb segments and celebrities on screen, then more predictable action.

The 60 minute was much more condensed information and unpredictable action that built towards a climax.

The current format is trash because it gives faster teams more track time.

four 10 minute sessions, two hot laps per driver per session only, 5 lowest remaining grid positions are fixed at the end of each session

why is that bad?

>faster cars are faster in qualifying

Holy shit!

I don't like the outcome but it's definitely on of the greats. Huge impact on the future of F1 also.

Will he be knighted by the Queen?

He's pretty much guaranteed one, just depends if she does it this year or not. Thinking maybe they'll wait and see how many titles he ends up winning and then when he retires put the knighthood on him. But yea 98% sure he will get one eventually unless it comes out hes a rapist or a pedo or something

I don't know what a reddit is, I'm not gay.

But how is he going to win races with a heavy full body armor?

Burn more oil

>faster guys are faster in qualifying and get more data on car/tyres/track/competitors, more driver experience and more ad time
FTFY

F1 is already a runaway train with the faster teams getting benefits for being fast, which make them even faster, which gets them more benefits etc. The only place it was supposed to be equal opportunity is on track, and in quali it just isn't. The meme quali session last year was basically a more extreme version of the current format.

See above.

>tfw hamilton said that alonso should be the pilot with more titles of their generation
wew la', I agree with him fampais, btw it's funny how hamilton and alonso dont like vetlel

Hello Sup Forums.

I want to say goodbye for now. I recieved my 39th ban from some kike mod for calling a nigger a nigger in /f1/. With the ban recieved from this post I will be permenantly banned on this IP.

I have spent a lot of my time here with you guys enjoying the ups and downs of this sport. Many of you have positively influence my life, even the silly yuropoors.

Know that I will probably view the threads and be here in spirit until I decide to switch VPN's for one that isn't rangebanned. I hope you all enjoy the rest of the season

signed,
merican

fuck up

>mexican gp
>mariachi band in wrestling masks starts playing

sorry, that was rude
so long, cowboy

Pretty much this also:
>normal quali
>45 mins of big teams not giving a fuck
>only minardi, arrows and jaguar have set times
>oh shit, rain in 5
>all teams in suicide watch trying to get the cars ready to go
>luca badoer P1

KonoSuba was trash and so are you desu

>another anime bites the dust
great day i'd say

How u know how many bans do you have?

evidence