/nfl/ general - ONCE UPON A TIME IN THE WEST edition

NE: Danny Amendola back at practice Thursday
MIN: Reiff (knee) a full participant Thursday
MIN: Case Keenum a full participant Thursday
MIN: Stefon Diggs gets in a full practice Thursday
ATL: Tevin Coleman (knee) expected to play Week 8
DET: Golden Tate does not know if he will play
CAR: Luke Kuechly practicing again Thursday
WAS: Gruden: We will play 'hot hand' at receiver
NO: Michael Thomas' knee injury not significant
MIA: Cutler (ribs) 'expected to be available' Wk 9
NE: Dont'a Hightower has torn pec, season over
JAX: Jaguars sign Telvin Smith to $50M extension

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First for catbowl 2018.

Go birds

go here, don't argue just go

Kill yourself faggot

>copying a fucking spain thread
"no"

>Despite cracked ribs, Dolphins QB Jay Cutler is expected to be available a week from Sunday vs. Raiders, per source. Out tonight.

NO NO NO NO NO FUCK OFF GASE!

Moore needs to drop 5 TD passes tonight.

>same exact picture
>same exact "edition"

Hi Spain

>2016 Goof, Wentz, Dak

will this match 2004 Ben, Eli, Felipe?

This thread was made after mine, please migrate

Is Jalen Ramsey the best cornerback in the NFL right now?

Go Raiders

Report this guy and his thread please

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So, do they?

Wentz is Ben, Dak is Eli, and Goof is Felipe.

>he's never seen a dog stretch after waking up before

>Bills are favored vs Raiders in rainy weather when they couldn't score a pass vs Bengals
>Bills somehow scoring more than 17 points in a game
>Taylor somehow scoring more points than Carr
B A F F L E D

It's doesn't really matter. Cutler, Moore, and even Tanehill are all about on the same level. Moore did some good when he came in for Cutler, but once defenses adjust he'll go back to being backup level.

That being said, the Ratbirds suck ass and you guys should win either way.

>Raiders lose 4 games in a row and get dominated by the Skins and the shitty Ravens.
>why aren't they favored!

Are the 2017 Eagles the Cowboys of 2016?

No because they don't have a fraud defense

>Dak being comparable to anybody in the 04 draft class while being a meme

Overrated and destined for post season failure? Yes

In that he's overrated and mostly carried by his team.

Man, the NFC West really is the most visually unappealing division isnt it?

No that would be the AFC North

>tfw the Harbaugh years just feel like some sort of lsd induced lucid dream
i dunno what y'all are talking about, we've been shit since the early 2000s

he's got a similar body type at least

Another boring TNF episode tonight. Do they do this intentionally, set up the shittiest teams to face each other in a scrap victory?

Idk the last two TNFs were pretty good

is wentz elite?

No

i'd say that auspicious title has to go to the AFC south or NFC south

>no playoff appearances
>no playoff wins

No

>your team will never be saved by a QB as good as Wentz

>bye week

Fuck

>don’t get to see the Puckers choke for a third time this week

TNF has been great this season, you stupid faggot.

At least your team didn't get their BYE in week 1.

Spics and tripfags should have to buy a Sup Forums pass to post on Sup Forums.
Also Flacco is the worst QB in the league

>tfw your team got Jalen Ramsey but I'm pretty sure we'd be a lock for the Owl with Wentz

The bills are fav'd because the raidniggers are a shit team that had a fluke game and beat KC, tyrod taylor is a shit QB and the bills won't put up more than 20 pts but you best believe the raidniggers will shit the bed going against an actual defense.

funny, that's not how you spell kizer

No it hasn’t. It’s been either boring or one sided. Only good game so far was last weeks, and even then it was a shit show?

Flacco is elite

Elite at slipping and giving free sacks maybe

Are the Redskins in the toughest situation in the NFL? They have a QB that is too good to get rid of, but not good enough to win them significant games, and they'll have to pay him $20m a year to keep him

What is nanners-rasm?

this obsessed

>Blaine Gabbert and Blake Bortles were Jaguars draft picks
I hope that the GM and scouts who made that decision aren't on payroll anymore

What goes “beep beep beep” and loves cock?
Erin gaygers going through a metal detector

The Browns won't break 8-8 for the next decade

>there are people who still think Hundley will perform

How much delusion is there to think that the packers will win? They’re going 4-12

>The D that couldn't stop Bungles
>The D that almost lost to Winston
Bills are the 2nd biggest meme this season right behind Stafford being worth 135 mil. Unless Carr farts and slips a disk or his O line decides to let him die again theres no reason for him to chuck in at least 3 TDs, even Lynch is benched that game so theres no way to fuck it up.

Yes, but they're just terrible. That's a lot easier to fix than the Andy Dalton TIghtrope

8-8 would be the best the Browns have done in years.

nah they will win a couple I think, but now its basically the lions vs the vikings for the division

>>The D that almost lost to Winston
I'm not seeing the issue here. The Bucs D is why they've been shitting the bed lately. An O-line that isn't working well with the rush game doesn't help either.

weren't they 9/7 or something in 2013? 2014? Still, I think having a decent QB is better than being a flat out awful team. I mean, a strong QB is kind of the base, a few good drafts and you're set.

Lions haven’t exactly been playing too well, and now they’re going against the Steelers.

Lions schedule looks a bit easier than the vikes but vikes are the better team right now

7-9 in 13’.

>flip-flopping wins and losses
>wins are dominant blowouts
>losses are blowouts or down-to-the-wire

What's their endgame here?

meme their way through the season

PotW Awards and an even score to miss the playoffs.

This game is such a crap shoot because I have no idea which version of the steelers will show up
True, unlike the lions the vikings offensive line isn't as fragile as a cancerous trip fags ego when their team gets btfo

if the loins can meme their way past the stillers they still have a really good chance to take the division

They would win the wildcard, then lose in the Divisional, if they make the playoffs at their 8-8 record.

does anyone with espn insider wanna show me Mel Kiper's big board

>The Raiders are the first team in NFL history to go seven games in a season without recording a single interception

>wanna show me Mel Kiper's big board
this is a work safe board you ass

Gene Smith made the Gabbert pick, our current GM picked Bortles but he's only still our GM because of the rest of the 2014 draft

Outside of the Titans game the Jags have been getting refballed to death. They should've beaten the Rams but a clear fumble return for a touchdown was ruled down at the spot and their kicker missed the field goal

The Jets game, well, all you have to do is look at that Paul Posluszny penalty, one of the worst personal foul calls in NFL history but Jetsbros swear on everything that is holy that they are Lions-tier refballed

The chiefs will do it against the Broncos.

>Jaguars fans are suddenly the cockiest fanbase in this general
>hype every good player up as an all-time great
>also want to bitch about muh refball
Can you all just fuck off, I can't believe how cancerous you guys turned out to be

Which team is the bigger cocksleave of the patriots;

Jets or Falcons?

I know most don't care about the draft yet, but considering the 49ers season is all but lost it's all I have to look forward to. So, I did a mock draft on first-pick and it came out pretty damn good I think. Keep in mind, this is bizarro reality and the trades I got would 99.9% never happen, but if it somehow turned out like this then it would be amazing. i used first-pick by the way.
DRAFT RESULTS:
Round 1 Pick 30 (BUF): Equanimeous St. Brown, WR, Notre Dame
Round 1 Pick 31 (NE): Auden Tate, WR, Florida State
Round 2 Pick 2: Billy Price, C/OG, Ohio State
Round 2 Pick 24 (BUF): Kevin Toliver II, CB, LSU
Round 2 Pick 26: Azeem Victor, ILB, Washington
Round 2 Pick 31 (NE): Lowell Lotulelei, DT, Utah
Round 3 Pick 2: Clayton Thorson, QB, Northwestern
Round 3 Pick 9: Simmie Cobbs Jr., WR, Indiana
Round 4 Pick 27: Sony Michel, RB, Georgia
Round 6 Pick 5 (CINN): Andrew Wingard, FS, Wyoming
Round 7 Pick 2: Davontae Harris, CB, Illinois State
Round 7 Pick 30: Brett Kendrick, OT, Tennessee
Round 7 Pick 31 (CINN): Cody O'Connell, OG, Washington State

One of those teams almost beat the Pats. The other team is the Falcons

Relax. There’s really only 8 Jaguars fans. Anything is is for the sake of bandwagon.

Falcons are 0-6 all time against the Patriots

I hardly even post here faggot, fuck you

I fully anticipated the Jag bandwagon to fill up and fuck with you guys, though. Pathetic how it actually worked. Let me guess, constant "Is Blake Bortles elite?" and "Is Leonard Fournette the best RB in the NFL?" posts? Maybe "Is the Jaguars defense the best in NFL history" posts?

It's ironic coming from me, but spend more time here and stop falling for the same fucking meme over and over again

>drafting in fucking October
>using the worst mock draft website possible while doing so
jesus christ you are cancer

>w-we didn't mean it hehe
nice damage control

comparing trash and garbage
bears and packers are still in the nfcn hunt easily

This is a shitpost if I’ve ever seen it.

jets beat the pats in a playoff game

Well when the teams you follow are 1-7 and 0-7 respectively, there's not much else to do. Also, I told you this draft would never happen, just would be cool if it did. One other thing, what mock draft would you recommend? I'm bored and looking to do one right now.

And stafford is the lions qb

Literal xhehawks tier damage control

Jags fans confirmed us 12'ers just without the ring

Fanspeak. No retarded trades, a lot of big boards to choose from

How can you watch Cutler and Tannehill throw the ball and say they're on the same level. Are you a legit retard or just haven't watched the Dolphins? Cutler is awful, throws behind or too high on easy passes regularly, shit mobility, throws of his fucking back foot half the time and every throw over 20 yards is a duck. He is awful

What big board would you use? I'll post my results after.

Of the ones that are up, I'd use the normal Fanspeak board or Drafttek.

>mock draft in October

cmon just stop, it's fucking retarded

mock drafts in general are pointless but at least wait until March

what do I get for lunch, lads?

ok did I miss something or is Minnesota's QB situation fixed? this is NFL.com's take and it seems retarded

Alright, I'll try both. I'll start with Fanspeak first
Literally have mentioned twice why I'm doing them. It's better then the constant Brady posting, Jags are elite, Chiefs top 10 offense, or whatever bullshit memes you people constantly spam over and over.

Keemun is a hidden gem that just needed to get his feet warm. As long as we don’t lose Diggs and Floyd again he’ll continue to do good things. That’s the benefit of an updated and generally healthy O-line

>not embracing fans of shit tier teams hating you cause you're good
It really isn't my fault that Jalen Ramsey is the best corner in football and leading a legendary defense but Chargersbros still salty they took Joey Bust over Based Jalen

Chiefs posters seem to have gotten quiet since two losses in a row

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