ITT: movie quotes youve use in life unironically
ITT: movie quotes youve use in life unironically
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IT WAS ON A NEED TO KNOW BASIS AND YOU DIDNT NEED TO KNOW
For you
Do you feel in charge?
We take [insert city] from the CARRUPT!
>Four hugh
Guilty of it.
Not from the movie but I regularly use CIA's
>I'm supposed to be in charge
on a near daily basis.
You talking to me?
Well I'm the only one here, who the fuck do you think you're talking to?
When I'm having a difficult time with something I'm doing, and someone asks me what's wrong, I say "I'm having... trouble."
Like how Robocop said it in Robocop 2. I have no idea why
>Do you feel in charge?
I've been known to use versions of that. Sometimes on mallcops or similar ineffectual little hitlers.
By Grapthars Hammer...What a Savings!
>I'm funny? Funny how Like a clown am I here to amuse you
Gets a laugh like a quarter of the time
Nows not the time for fear...that comes later - before exams
Youre a big guy - at the gym
The fire rises - cooking
Used one recently to great effect when I had to keep an elevator door open for a coworker loading stuff onto it and it kept closing on me like it refused to recognize my soul
"I AM A HUMAN BEING!"
YOUR THE KING OF KNOCK OFFS
I love to annoy the shit out of my wife with wiseau quotes...
Pigfuck
>MY BACK HURTS!
From Mr. Deeds, whenever I'm in a place with an echo or just when my back hurts.
>Woah! That's good squishee!
Not technically a movie quote, but just a classic Simpsons quote that I use way too much.
FUN FACT: I have used both of these after sex.
>Woah! That's good squishee!
Gonna use this next time I'm fucking
I actually use "I'm Ron Burgundy?" a lot whenever I see an inappropriate question mark somewhere.
cant cringe hard enough for you fags
>Alright Kareem!
>Ah, you suck Kareem.
I don't even find the line particularly funny, but I use it everytime I throw something into something.
>FUN FACT: I have used both of these after sex
Had a mighty good kek at that one m8 nice work
It's okay to be humorous after sex, bruh. You did just get done smashing your genitals together.
You're a big guy
for me
If my dad ever thought I was being whiny, he'd just quote Ling's "Weeo-Peeo-Weeo" at me until I shut up.
>I'm not even supposed to be here today
>HEY YOUUUUUU GUYYYYYYSSSSS
>You're killing me, Smalls
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Whenever it's appropriate 2bh
>....................................................................................................................................................................................I drive
i use this a lot
...
Does he get to bring himself?
>Uh you don't get to bring friends
I own a movie theatre with a singles only policy to help out my fellow anons.
Everytime somebody tells me that anybody else said something about me I cry "MUH NAME WUZ ON THE SHTREETS??!!"
Nobody gets it
I don't interact with people irl anymore
> I don't know. I've had a lot of fun. I have Legos, you know.
(OC and Stiggs)
"It's treason then"
When I hear people drone on about overthrowing government
I actually do quote this movie quite alot at work. and in his voice aswell.
we have a staff of 6 people and we have a lisa and a mark.
The OhHai's are daily
THE JEDI ARE TAKING OVER!
"GET THIS HOTHEAD OUTTA HERE!"
"HE DIDN'T FLY SO GOOD, WHO'S NEXT"
"I'm in charge here!"
FROM MY POINT OF VIEW THE JEWS ARE EVIL!
I quote his stupid shit way too much
don't call him his stupid shit
took me a second
I quote Shaun of the Dead and Hot Fuzz almost daily
Fuck I use that as much as I can. Are you me?
>Where the white women at?
>ya bunch of Kansas city faggots!
shuffle off this mortal coil, you cunt
Tell Big Smoke he needs a cut
you ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight
>fun fact: you have used both of these after getting your colon massaged by an older man's dick
>I ain't nobody's ass technician
SA is truly kino
>is only smells
YOU THINK THAT'S A SCHWINN
you'll get nothing and like it
THAS KNOT A KNOIF
my finger points
The only impression I can do is a really good Palpy so I do these quite often. And any time I say "no" I can't help but follow it up with "no, no, you will die!"
RED CLOTHES!
>X's are like onions, they have layers.
>Well that's just like your subjective opinion my man.
>Watch me swooce right in.
>It's Chinatown.
Nobody ever knows what the fuck I'm talking about anyway so I might as well get real weird with it. Oh that was another one.
>What's going on, Aunt Diane?
my aunt's name is Diana. close enough.
cringe thread
>yer gettin yet plane crashed, kid
Helllllllooooooooo Reddit!
ALL FUCKING NIGGERS MUST FUCKING HANG
MODS!!!!!!!!
>nobody tells me nothin'
All the time
so it begins...
Not really a quote but a gesture, but when someone annoys me or asks me something dumb I just do like Ricky from TPB, pretend to get something out of my pocket and then just flip them off and walk way,
>What killed the dinosaurs?
>-The ICE AGE
WHAT IN THE WIDE WORLD OF SPORTS IS GOING ON HERE?
That's fucking great.