big snaile boy
Big snaile boy
>tfw no giant snail friend
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does it change shells if it gets bigger?
maybe
If I took off the shell, would he die?
it would be extremely slow and painful
Imagine cooking that big boy up, adding some olive oil and garlic. Would be like a steak.
he looks like a doggo
snayle is doggo?
Jesus the autism is really taking hold of this board
You're a big snail
Stop sexualizing little snails
a frenchman's wet dream
I hate baneposting but this made me laugh
why do snails exist
MOMMY
;_;
You don't get to bring shells
Why do you exist
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If you pulled off the shell would it die?
invite over to spiders and have tee
I doubt it would taste like steak, son
Also snails are friends and not for eating
IT WOULD BE EXTREMELY PAINFUL
those snails are huge
Why can't women ever just take a picture of a thing.
It has to be them posing next to the thing, smiling, or holding it.
Fucking vapid whores.
to bane post
just to suffer
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umm fuck off back to /r9k/?!?!?
Why do shitposters have such a victim complex lads?
Who are you talking about, "lad"?
maybe its so you can see how big that boy is?
>Christian Bale becomes Christian Snail
What do snails see?
HELLA
MOTHER
FLIPPING
EPIC
The op
>Christian Slater becomes Christian Snailer
It looks so smug
Snail is the best thing to eat but not that big
t. french
slug more slug
i agree
t. danish
STOP, STOP, I CAN'T BREATHE HAHA! OH WOW GEEZ YOU GUYS HAHA!
Man could you be trying any harder to fit in?
I disagree
t. bif
>Elon Musk becomes Elon Mollusc
I never thought I'd be able to post this outside of Sup Forums
>see a thread started by a girl
>fall in love and imagine life together
FUCKING LOL! I'm in tears!
i-im not a girl
Oh, but you will be soon;)
they have the high ground on the camera
isn't it you in the pic holding snail?
hi buddy
God damn imagine getting pushed in there while blindfolded.
for you
its my mommy
Which one leaves the bigger snail trail?
then I want to be your daddy
>Fall in, crushing 5 right off the bat
>Wail around, crushing more as you try to get on your feet
>Climb out of the pen
Yeah you'd be really sticky but it'd be fine.
snail me daddy
>5 years ago
let's go even further back
EPIC FOR THE WIN - 9000 INTERNETS TO YOU GOOD LE SIR
Best thread on Sup Forums right now, those fags in the moth thread think they're the best but they're not.
I think we should raid those mothfags
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reminds me of the snails in wow, in panda land raid
they would insta kill anyone in their path
Rude
THE MOTHS ARE MAKING FUN OF US
Snails are so weirdly cute! Any good movies about snails?
no and why the fuck arent there?!!?
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