Big snaile boy

big snaile boy

>tfw no giant snail friend

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does it change shells if it gets bigger?

maybe

If I took off the shell, would he die?

it would be extremely slow and painful

Imagine cooking that big boy up, adding some olive oil and garlic. Would be like a steak.

he looks like a doggo

snayle is doggo?

Jesus the autism is really taking hold of this board

You're a big snail

Stop sexualizing little snails

a frenchman's wet dream

I hate baneposting but this made me laugh

why do snails exist

MOMMY

;_;

You don't get to bring shells

Why do you exist

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If you pulled off the shell would it die?

invite over to spiders and have tee

I doubt it would taste like steak, son

Also snails are friends and not for eating

IT WOULD BE EXTREMELY PAINFUL

those snails are huge

Why can't women ever just take a picture of a thing.

It has to be them posing next to the thing, smiling, or holding it.

Fucking vapid whores.

to bane post

just to suffer

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umm fuck off back to /r9k/?!?!?

Why do shitposters have such a victim complex lads?

Who are you talking about, "lad"?

maybe its so you can see how big that boy is?

>Christian Bale becomes Christian Snail

What do snails see?

HELLA
MOTHER
FLIPPING
EPIC

The op

>Christian Slater becomes Christian Snailer

It looks so smug

Snail is the best thing to eat but not that big

t. french

>>>reddit

slug more slug

i agree

t. danish

STOP, STOP, I CAN'T BREATHE HAHA! OH WOW GEEZ YOU GUYS HAHA!

Man could you be trying any harder to fit in?

I disagree

t. bif

>Elon Musk becomes Elon Mollusc

I never thought I'd be able to post this outside of Sup Forums

>see a thread started by a girl
>fall in love and imagine life together

FUCKING LOL! I'm in tears!

i-im not a girl

Oh, but you will be soon;)

they have the high ground on the camera

isn't it you in the pic holding snail?

hi buddy

God damn imagine getting pushed in there while blindfolded.

for you

its my mommy

Which one leaves the bigger snail trail?

then I want to be your daddy

>Fall in, crushing 5 right off the bat
>Wail around, crushing more as you try to get on your feet
>Climb out of the pen

Yeah you'd be really sticky but it'd be fine.

snail me daddy

>5 years ago

let's go even further back

EPIC FOR THE WIN - 9000 INTERNETS TO YOU GOOD LE SIR

Best thread on Sup Forums right now, those fags in the moth thread think they're the best but they're not.
I think we should raid those mothfags

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reminds me of the snails in wow, in panda land raid

they would insta kill anyone in their path

Rude

THE MOTHS ARE MAKING FUN OF US

Snails are so weirdly cute! Any good movies about snails?

no and why the fuck arent there?!!?

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