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Who is your favorite woman's mma fighter?

This is my thread

>UFC Middleweight Champion
>Mansion in California
>Loyal wife
>Beautiful children
>Most wins in the UFC
>Acting career and has been on Conan
>Great Podcast
>Main Eventing the MSG card
>Millionaire
>Saves lives
>Chokes out punks

Truly the GOAT of our generation

Mightymouse

I want GSP vs Bisping over with already I want the real MW division to be the focus dammit. Whittaker vs Rockhold when?

Also i'm ready to see Stipe in the cage again.

Eddie height cuts too much

REEEEEEEE DELETE THIS BEFORE I PULL UP THE ARCHIVES

you're so slow this computer is barely usable the captcha is so dark and my left click button is literally broken off

Best British Fighter

5 ever

Mad because I'm making you post Bisping for free?

that wud be roberto

Anyone else think allowing a champ to come back and fight anyone else other than the interim champ is bullshit?

Rekt

howling at user in other thread saying Tyron Woodley and Chad Mendes fight similar

jus anudda wrestler wit an overhand ye

>mfw bisping sperg spammers get exodus'd just like roryfan and poocare supporters when gsp 50-40's the count

When does heemspeak 2 come out? I need more comedy videos

tell me how they don't. casual. probably think im just comparing them due to memes but really its genuine insight.

only difference? chad has a human sized heart.

rent free baby. rent free.

Who is your favorite UFC female bantamweight on the roster curentlly only?

social security disability is paying me all the time, i get the first post with the wmma and get to see you spam while i take breaks to sleep don't stop even if he loses

>they come out in round 1
>GSPoo shoots
>Pissbing can't stop it despite training his entire camp for it
>Rinse and repeat for five rounds
would be such a sham, I love it

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don't shit on them, they only get to crawl out of the woodwork less than once a year

this is a virus do not click

>another avatar fag

B I S P I N G

It would be so beautiful and fitting. Kinda hoping the bigger weight would entail a nice TKO from nuSP though.

Whats your disability buddeh?

youtube.com/watch?v=4idKtg5fHWc
Q and A with C H A M P I O N BISPING
and tj dillashaw

i just have too many images of her pretty teeth, not a chance i'm one of *those* guys.. my bad

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TJ looks like his child

Is that Callum or TJ?

kek

bet you don't have this one

>mfw

I'd love to watch her asshole get torn apart by a lion

Whitaker's in NY next week
Get ready for mandrama

I couldn't be more ready

>Bisping, c-can I please fight for the real b-belt?
>INTERIM CHAMP FOR LIFE BUDDEH

If GSP wins what mandrama would you expect?

Derek Brunson vs. Lyoto Machida
Demian Maia vs. Colby Covington
Pedro Munhoz vs. Rob Font
Francisco Trinaldo vs. Jim Miller
Thiago Santos vs. Jack Hermansson
John Lineker vs. Marlon Vera

whitaker went there to he can prep bisping to smash his wife. living the cuck gimmick brother.

>Whittaker and Pig Rig come in and hit GSP and Bisping with steel chair
>UFC 220
>Whittaker vs Bisping
>GSP vs Hendricks

Brunson
Covington
Font
Miller
Hermansson
Lineker

Machida
Chaos Covington
Munhoz?
Miller
Santos
Lineker
for the 3rd time

BISPING would beat all of them

>I'M RETIRING BUDDEH THIS AIN'T TO DO WITH ME ANYMORE UNDISPUTED MIDDLEWEIGHT KING

i put you bud, i removed the pass so you wouldn't take up more space

Alright, thanks.

I wonder how Hendricks feels fighting on GSP's undercard 4 years later

>"I look forward to fighting you in ze future"
>months later
>"GSP Retires"

>Anderson Seelva, yoo abzolutely suck

>Bisping on Garbrandt claiming he and TJ are the real main event: "I’ve never paid to watch somebody who’s the size of my leg in my life."
>"Cody needs to spend less time plucking his eyebrows and more time living in the real world," Bisping added.

Do you want your pass on there? Maybe if you get the picks right you'll finally get the respect you deserve.

Brunson
Covington
Font
Trinaldo
Santos
Linker

Machida
Covington
Munhoz
Trinaldo
Santos
Vera

I've gotten the picks right many times and nobody respects me.

based

>ME AND YOU, YOU LOOZ, YOU LEEV THE MIDDLEWEIGHT, I LOOZ, I LEEV THE UFC FOREVER

Machida
Maia
Font
Miller
Santos
Lineker

That's because you double down when there are multiple picks to play the odds you cheating fucknut

Wow...I don't respect this guy anymore. I'm gonna be right back and skullfuck Schaub now

>That's because you double down when there are multiple picks to play the odds you cheating fucknut
There weren't multiple picks, one was the fake picks and didn't get counted. I had 2 extra days to sleep on it and look at the odds movement and I submitted my final picks.

I love how you were sitting on that image for months though hahahaha

/Heem/, I am not impressed by your performance

>I love how you were sitting on that image for months though hahahaha

legitimately lol'd

I'm starting to get the feeling some of you take these threads too seriously.

can't even say I expected more from a shlob poster

Brunson
Covington
Munhoz
Trinaldo
Santos
Lineker

Lyoto
Maia
Font
Trinaldo
Santos
Lineker

I have seen your true colors Coralsc*t

you missed 2 of my picks from the other thread. how the fuck am i supposed to win

Are karyn and jouban fucking? They do that podcast shit together and she definitely seems to want his racially ambiguous cock.

I have seen your true colors believe me.

Add the other picks that the other guy was taking

link me to them sorry

don't worry he'll be on here any minute calling me a ******

You're doing it right now, your picks on the sheet don't match the ones you posted

You you weirdo! Karyn is a saint, leave her alone

LOL

Good point, those aren't my picks those are the imposters. I hadn't noticed.

Tattoo bless lads

Brunson
Covington
Font
Miller
Hermansson
Lineker


Submit these please, the other wasn't submitted by me.

...

What kind of things would you get up to if Rose was your gf?

we would definitely fuck a lot

The ones I put on the sheet are the ones that were posted with the Sup Forums pass. I just removed your pass to keep the column the same size.

Here is a link to your post:

boards.Sup Forums.org/sp/thread/79157798/#p79160035

nice man. real original..

I'm a Classic Man

Machida
Maia
Font
Miller
Hermansson
Vera

Guess I must've forgot, my bad.

alert alert this is a shoot

>Machida is going to be forced to put over 'THIS'
Shameful to be honest lads

i hespec you coral bro

Coralscat caught red handed!! nice try bud

Karyn was definitely fucking Rampage
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J'a mak'n me horny

You're posting a picture of a baby with his shirt off, what the heck is wrong with you? What made you such a deeply disturbed individual and why can't you stop talking to me?

Brunson
Maia
Font
Trinaldo
Santos
Vera