Go down on a girl

>go down on a girl
>her asshole tastes better than her pussy

>mfw I ate ass for the first time yesterday

is oral sex a sport

Never licked a bumhole because I don't want to know what it tastes like

I would support it's addition to the olympics

It tastes like shit, but to hear the reaction is absolutely phenomenal

What does ass taste like?

Which female athlete has the most rimmable hiney?

I fingered a girl's butt while fucking her recently for the first time

smelled my finger later, smelled perfectly fine. Kudos to girls for keeping their butts perfectly clean, impossible for me with my ass jungle.

Do they squirm and moan and quiver? I could be persuaded in that case.

what happens if you do what the frog is doing in your pic?

Serena Williams and it’s not even a contest

no they dont, life is not porn

>go down on girl
>it smells too bad
>make u turn around navel and go back up without eating her pussy

Like you wouldn’t believe. It is absolutely worth it and I would highly recommend trying it

Most chicks I've been with are completely weirded out by even the thought of it.

a girl would have to be pretty hot for me to lick her asshole

If your girl is clean it tastes sweet and usually better than pussy

Perhaps some people are more sensitive than others?

I have never seen a vagina

Allow me to ask Sup Forums:

Is it good or bad if your gf is something of a freak in the bedroom?

It's fun but it scares me as far as relationship value goes

I’m not entirely sure, though I’m pretty sure you would become very sick

shes moaning because you probably came from her pussy and shes caught on the moment, but if you continue she'll eventually get tired of it

Also if you start from her asshole she wont feel shit

My gf let me eat her ass when we first started dating but now won't let me. At the time she moaned and acted like she enjoyed it but maybe it was all a show for my benefit.

>go down on a girl
>still slight fishy smell even directly after a shower

maybe get someone to lick yours first and see how do you feel and then you'll know if you would like to make someone else feel like that

A girl's asshole is hit or miss

if you get a girlfriend and it smells and tastes what your own male ass would be like, dump her or never eat her ass again

if you get another girlfriend and it tastes slightly sweet, has absolutely no feces smell, and you actually get to enjoy it, she's a keeper.

Know your limits, don't cross lines that would make you look at her different if you get married (you won't) and don't stick things in your bum

Probably doesn't want to do ass to mouth

>you will never give a girl the ol' lickaroo

>get someone to lick yours first
I can envisage problems with achieving this

just pay a whore

no means yes in girl language.

Does she have to be my gf? Is eating the ass of a girl I've picked up from a bar or party considered a no no?

that depends if she's 18 it's probably safe to eat her ass, if she's 28 lol no

hell no no

butt stuff with one nighters is a real mixed bag. sometimes it's fantastic and sometimes it's uh...

How do I get girls in college? Like if I see a qt in the dining hall do I just go up and talk to her even if she has headphones in or do I try to talk to her when she's leaving?

Why would anyone lick someone else's asshole? Are you people demented?

You dont unless its a party or something bruh. otherwise just try to find her tinder profile somehow

take her headphones off (girls love when the man takes control) and show her your anime figurine collection (do NOT show her the ones covered in semen)

Spill food on her, say sorry, and in 15 years tell your kids the story of how you met their mother

Yeah take her earphones and out and say hello, you just need confidence bro

>tfw sucking your gf's dick and she squeezes out some lady jizz when you're not ready

of course, aren't you?

this and remember to keep eye contact at ALL times, DON'T blink. Not even for a second. It shows your confidence and how dominant you are.

just bee yourself and remember rape

This is Sup Forums breh

you only eat ass immediately after she came out of bathroom, all freshed up and clean. asshole is a fucking dark, tight pit, and dark tight pits tend to get smelly very fast, it's fucking biohazard down there. so no, you most certainly don't eat a girl's ass after going out to bars, clubs etc.

>dark tight pits tend to get smelly very fast, it's fucking biohazard down there
exactly, boner city
>you most certainly don't eat a girl's ass after going out to bars, clubs etc.
this is true, if you're boring

you're a lost cause already, sorry son. Hope you score a girl at a bar.

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>people actually lick the hole where caca comes out
>people actually lick the place where you cum
disgusting

aren't you supposed to be a muslim?

this. licking a bitch's pussy, and especially her shithole, is a sign of submission. it's the most effeminate beta thing you could do with a woman, and is borderline full on gay. women go down on men, not vice versa.

>having sex with women is gay
i mean,

>t. redpiller

What about sucking her toes?

Silica gel is non-toxic, meaning that it is not poisonous if eaten. The package says "DO NOT EAT" because (1) it is not food, and (2) it could be a choking hazard. The whole packet, granules, or beads may become lodged in the throat of a small child or animal.

Is ass eating a sport?

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Having sex with woman is penetrating her with your big swedish cock and not licking her cacahole

requires grit, determination, and stamina

so it's more of a sport than half the shit in the olympics

>there's only one type of sex! everything else is uhhhh gay! gay sex! holding hands is gay sex! lmfao fags!! owned XD

>going down on a girl
did you do her nails after? lol fag

having sex with girls=gay
being a muscular and alpha virgin like me=cool

life is suffering

This. Both girls and guys are too intimidated by my muscular, alpha presence that they avoid me altogether.

i see what you do there

Keep sodomizing and submitting like a homo, faggot.

what sport is this???

>want to try out femdom/role reversal
>too afraid to ask my gf to do some weird stuff and distances ourselves

trade kinks. one of hers for one of yours

look at the insecurity on this ass-eating fag, lmao.

i will gladly continue having homosexual sex with women, friend. thank you for your blessings

try it with a man, you sound like you might enjoy it desu

>ITT: vanilla dorklords wonder why no one wants to fuck them