JETS @ PENGUINS GAMETHREAD

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Go Jest!

TURBO MANLET

2nd for SCAAAAAAAR

pens have best music guy in league for sure.

He played some Merciful Fate during the playoffs. Was impressed

>guy named Lemieux
>playing in Pittsburgh
>straight up misses the puck with his stick

>tfw sitting alone in a bar for dinner listening to the game on headphones
>not even drinking

Why not stream at home?

What kind of bar? Dive, sports, or titty?

TGI Fridays lol I just have 90 minutes to kill and I'm on the road. I could watch on my phone but Mike Lange is comfy

JEST!!!

As a Pens fan, I'm happy that Niemi was waived. I just wish we would start DeSmith to get him used to the NHL instead of when Murray gets hurt. As I have that bad feeling that will be the situation.

TGI Friday's off of McKnight road?

>missing another glove side save

maybe we should just tape another paddle to that hand because holy fuck it's bad

Wow great job Letang. Now fucking make up for it.

letang defs should have got that as an own goal.

bl murray.

I'm in New Jersey right now

His glove is fine dude. Letang tipped it over last second.

That was Letang's oops. Even the Pittsburgh announcers were saying he should know better

>blaming it on the best D man on the team

haha the murray shills are out hard tonight

DeSmith will get started on the 2nd end of back-to-backs like Niemi did. And the Pens have a fuckton of those this year.

you're a moron or have shitty vision, or both. probs both.

ill show ur mom the best d man *unzips dick*

more likely it's bait

yeah hence the moron comment.

it was but leave it to the ausfag to not realize that

GODDAMMIT BILL. STICK SIDE SNIPE HIS ASS FROM THERE

>Interviewing players about candy
>No input from Phil Kessel

We all know that kid Phil would come home after trick or treating with multiple packs of hot dogs in his pumpkin pail.

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shit game tbvh

Is Reaves seriously on the 2nd powerplay unit?

You're just mad because the Pens have scored on Murray and the Jets haven't

No

OMEGALUL

anybody have a stream that I can rewind? I missed my boy shearys interview

how is our lonely friend doing? having fun?

I have a stream for the live game, no reply function.

>nhlstream net/pittsburgh-penguins-live-stream/

better than nothing, thanks brother. still looking for that interview if anybody got it somehow

In case that stream dies I've been using different streams from here.

>reddit.com/r/NHLStreams/comments/78yy7k/game_thread_jets_at_penguins_700_pm_et/

yeah I just found one there. Do any streams show intermissions or nah? I know the nbc nhl service doesn't so I assume not

Does anyone use the NHLGames or Lazyman programs? Thoughts?

Most don't. Just a rotating NHL logo or a similar screen.

Not familiar with those.

that's what I thought. Thanks again amigo!

what the FUCK

no goal, damnit. net was off before it went in :(

Penglosers shouldn't be knocking the net off bruv.

you need better bait bud

Are you retarded?

that's a redundant question look at the flag

Honestly the league needs to change that to a penalty shot

Ping Pongs can suck my ding dong

Will you come get this fucking thing we're sick of looking after it

have fun not making the playoffs

shoot bill

I didn't even see Morrissey knock it lose. Lmao.

So how are you pong fans liking Reaves?

really lukewarm on him. he's a physical presence the pongs need but he doesn't do much more than just be a warm body on skates.

>Nurse on Tuesday
>Byfuglien today

Reaves doesn't like the blacks

When he gets a Gordie I'll be a believer

I'm happy they got him. Pens needed someone who'd be their designated fighter, and Reaves is much better to be that guy than Sestito. And he hasn't really been a liability on the ice yet. Plus he's supposedly a good locker room guy.

i'm a fan. he's got that attitude about him that no one else on our team has.

Agreed. Big ol physical presence, can't beat it.

Murray.

>imagine a Penguins' home game
>lights go dim as the introduction of the home team is about to begin
>"Welcome to the PPG Paints Arena ladies and gentlemen, where the Pittsburgh Penguins will face the Chicago Blackhawks."
>americans clap
>"With the number 59, Jake Guentzel!"
>crowd cheers
>"With the number 62, Carl Hagelin!"
>crowd cheers
>>"With the number 71, assistant captain Evgeni Malkin!"
>crowd cheers
>"With the number 43, Connor Sheary!"
>crowd cheers
>"With the number 45, John Archibald!"
>crowd cheers
>"With the number 72, Patriiiiic Hornquist!"
>crowd cheers
>"With the number 34, Tom Kuhnhackl!"
>crowd cheers
>"With the number 75, Ryan Reaves!"
>crowd cheers
>"With the number 37, Carteeeer Rowney!"
>crowd cheers
>meanwhile players start circling the center ice and striding
>spotlights dance around the surface of the rink
>"With the number 17, Bryaaaan Rust!"
>crowd cheers
>"With the number 23, Scott Wilsooon!"
>crowd cheers, but the noise is toning down somewhat
>"With the number 58, Chriiiis Letaaaang!"
>cheers
>"With the number 87, 3 times Hart Trophy winner, and 3 times concussion survivor, your captain, Sydneyyyyy Crosbyyyy!"
>crowd cheers, the morale has picked up a little
>"With the number 33, Greg McKegg!"
>crowd cheers
>"With the number 4, Justin Schultz!"
>crowd cheers
>"With the number 28, Ian Cole!"
>crowd cheers
>a pause follows the presentation by the announcer
>crowd noise is the only think audible

@79254492

Brrrrrrrt

>intermission in progress

HOLY CHRIST I WANT TO SEE THE REPORTS REEEEEEEEE

>"And now..."
>suddenly an uplifting guitar riff is start playing from the speakers
>crowd noise is spiking
>WHEN IT COMES CRASHING DOWN AND IT HURTS INSIDE
>"...from the steppes of Madison, Wisconsin..."
>crowd noise is at its peak, photography lights start flashing
>YOU GOTTA TAKE A STAND IT DON'T HELP TO HIDE
>"...weighing 202 pounds without his left nut..."
>banging noises are accompanying the frenetic screams of the crowd; it is clear that people are no longer seated and objects are thrashed against the seats to deliberately produce noise
>IF YOU HURT MY FRIENDS, THEN YOU HURT MY PRIDE
>"...standing at 6 feet tall..."
>flares make their appearance, the security personnel is wading through the sea of bodies
>"With the number 81...PHIL.."
>I GOTTA BE A MAN
>"...THE THRILL"
>I CAN'T LET IT SLIDE
>"KESSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL"
>I AM A REAL AMERICAN, FIGHT FOR THE RIGHTS OF EVERY MAN
>pyrotechnics explode in a row as Phil glides past them, approaching the glass where the fans are stacked upon one another in a visibly dangerous display of religious loyalty to their idol
>players hit their sticks rhythmically on the ice to greet their champion
>Phill brings his palm behind his ear and leans towards the boards slightly as he skates past the glass
>fans are trying to climb over, there is a haze from the flares in the atmosphere
>Phil completes a full round of the rink before he reaches center ice, where he wields his stick like an ape above his head, while showing his teeth to the people
>he brings it down abruptly, breaking it
>camera zooms in on signs that read "I drove 700 miles for the Thrill", "Hockey Dogs", "Be a Good Guy, Work Hard, Love the Game" and "Don't mess with Thrilladelphia"
>Phil grabs the neck of his sweater, starts ripping it to reveal another similar Penguins uniform underneath

best pasta on Sup Forums

Him and bill are getting along really well, they play basketball

I'm at the arena jets just scored

are You high?

also, hoc.tv is back up

Laine is gunna score. GG.

More hockey

Bill comin for that booty

C'mon fellas!

3v3 is a stupid meme

BILL

gay

GET THAT MAN THE FUCKING HOTDOG TRUCK, ALL OF IT. THIS CUNT. FUCK ME. WHAT A CHAMP

Fug. GG Pens

WHAT DID I SAY YOU ICE NIG

Let the Billposting commence

>2-1
>all goals scored by a penguins player

Good fucking call m8. Good game pongs. Didnt expect the Jets to get a point. See you Sunday boys.

Why is there an edmonton fan in this thread?

i'm a pens fan you pleb

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>he doesn't get the joke

It's really expensive to import memes in Australia.

love the bill

KESSEL DID THE THING WITH THE PUCK AGAIN