/hoc/ lil pump edition

meems go here

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Canucks = GOAT

>lil pump
>that hair
why are rappers such giant faggots now

Kings @ Canadiens thread

lil pump fucked your mother

the absolute state of arizona

coyotes ;_;

i just want to watch kippers play video games

Canadian generals were a mistake

FLYERS @ SENS

Thank God for Arizona

Sharks>Bruins
Jets>Penguins
Leafs>Canes
Rags>Yotes
Sens>Flyers
Ducks>Panthers
Kangz>Habs
Bolts>Wings
Wild>Islanders
Stars>Oilels
Nuks>Craps

If there is a God this the tonight's results

are coyotes games even televised?

Turn off the VPN, Kip

how long until the entire Arizona team commits suicide?

ekman-larsson already has at least 3 turnovers in the first period, its hard to watch

Will Arizona finish this season with a worse record than Colorado did last year?

PHANEUF
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So, who picks up Shipachyov?
Pens?
Blues?
KHL?

Quebec has better food anyway

canooks

ok stop responding to me

I'd bet on KHL, why would pens go for him?

I dunno, they could easily win a cup with him

is he good?

>already 30
wew

Why does Russia produce more solid talent than Canada these days?

Put up far better numbers than Panarin in KHL.
Has a goal and a plus 3 in 3 games with only 10 minutes of ice time per game

>be arizona
>lose every game
>draft lottery comes around
>"and the third overall pick is for... The Arizona Coyotes"
>mfw

Pump > Pac
Prove me wrong lames

>letting boroshit score on you
>flyels

>letting boro score
Jesus fucking christ how fucking terrible is filthadelphia?

If the Snes can't hold this lead I'm going to be pissed

Should be folded. Not even relocated just removed from the league entirely

HAHAHAHA

>LAFFS

>rags outplaying the worst team in the league
>rags play by play analysts already talking about them like they're cup contenders

*Wins 2018 Calder Memorial trophy*

GO KNIGHTS GO

Joe Nicoshitty is the worst announcer in all of sport.

>The smegma multicultural shithole of Torontoistan

NORRIS
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GIVE ME THE CUP

JUST HAND IT OVER

LE SHG MANLET STRIKES AGAIN

PAGEAU PAGEAU PAGEAU

GOAT

>mfw oilels miss the playoffs by one point but bettman riggs it a la pittsburgh so edmonton gets the number one overall pick

fuck man my ducks play so dirty

>rasg

>yotes
holy fuck

>slashing your teammate's stick results in a penalty
Wat.

>W-we're just letting them get ahead

10 riksdaler says it was Kesler (not watching the game)

i unironically got anngry at a sandwich today

AMA

GRABNER BY THE PUSSY

ANDY
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50 in 50?

Is Kempe, dare I say it, elite?

Nah Manson HS'd Barkov

How do you ironically get angry at a sandwich?

ANDERSON

The GOATS

I actually usually get ironically at them.

that was a fucking good save

shut the fuck up

Are you a >hasb fan by any chance?

I never understood the point of "flexing" with that much weed.

You couldn't nearly smoke it all yourself before most of it stopped being fresh and got dry and nasty, are you trying to look like a big man saying you buy for 30 people?

no I'm a leafs fan and you're being a massive gay

You've got the shitty Andersen don't ya

why do the ducks exist

I was told the islels were going to win the cup. They are currently down 3-0 with shots 13-1 less than ten minutes into the game.

>tfw team actually firing after that shitshow on tuesday
Finally

Because we didn't want to commute to LA just to watch hockey

Oh I see. Having shitty defense and goaltending can take a toll on you, can't it?

I feel bad for the Derek Stepan. He deserves better than the fucking Coyotes. They are dogshit terrible.

>yotes

The state of Arizona.

coyotes can unironically set a record for lowest wins in a season this year if they're getting destroyed by a team like the rangers

Let's play a game: fanbase of the first team to lose against the Yotes this season cannot post on /hoc/ ever again.

Based Snes raping the floyers

>andersen isnt shi-

>getting scored on by the yotes
Have they pulled him yet?

>LAFFS
>LAFFS
>LAFFS

imagine being this mad

imagine getting mad at the senators of ottawa

Sens-Devils true friendship

*Kanada

Pavlecic is in net

ily bby

you always seek friendships, kek. I like you.

Next two games are Jersey and Philly

is this what father issues looks like?

>Sens-Devils true friendship
No thanks.

I'll never forget 2003.

Kanata*

Thanks bud

Stewart desu

Konata

>autist bear

Islanders @ Wild

Refpuck

>sunny side up
is there a more reddit way to cook egg?