Chicago Police Scanner Nightly Thread #6

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>shootings, burglary, muggings, rape, various mayhem
>cops working through queues
>dispatch laughing at callers, arguing with cops

Shootings Scoreboard:
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/

Recent Homicides:
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides
homicides.suntimes.com/
heyjackass.com/

Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

Mugshots:
chitownmugshots.com/

Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13262

Thread Theme:
youtube.com/watch?v=FJ-r0bilzhU

ROBERT

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Robert

TONIGHT...

>ROBERT

>SHOTS FIRED. NO SHIT, ALL NIGHT. JUST FUCKING SHOOTING. TOO MANY INCIDENTS TO LIST.

>Domestic Battery...TOO MANY TO LIST.

>COMMERCIAL ALARM...Too many to list individually.

>WATCH YOUR GOD-DAMNED KEYS...(Check your partner's keys! :3)

>GROUPS OF NOGS FIGHTING..10, 30, 15, FUCK IT. ALL OVER THE CITY. JUST FIGHTING GROUPS OF NOGS.

>ROBBERIES, ARMED/AT GUNPOINT...TOO MANY TO LIST INDIVIDUALLY.

>Jigaboo Central Time

>please clap

>fags boyfriend beating him up

>guy asking police to go into friends house who he thinks suicided

>actives shoter

>Guy getting beat up by his girlfriend.

>neighbor threw a mattress into her yard

>Trash can fires

>middle eastern male with a backpack romaing the streets

>Drunk parents yelling at juvenile daughter

>MISSING 50 y/o 5' 5" 150 lb. female "Anna" got disappeared while running with her club...

>...So she caught a cab and went home. ("I guess she couldn't keep up, huh?")

>Nig stole a purse, has a gun, running through a parkinglot

>Confusion over purses being snatched. Is it one? Is it two? WHO KNOWS?!

>2 Car accident, one injury, refusing EMS

>2 fucked up nigs in a white blazer, passing out, trying to drive off

>drunk cracker throwing perfectly good beer at a car..*UUPDATE* DOmestic...hit the neighbors car while fighting.

>Battery in progress, black male/female across from a church

>50 Partying assholes shooting fireworks

>*nog screaming in background* YOU GONNA NEED SOME HELP OUT THERE?

>*DISPATCH LAUGHING* DRUNK MALE HISPANIC BOTHERING FOLKS FOR MONEY AND DRINKING A FORTY

>MULTIPLE SHOTS FIRED

>RAMPAGING WHEELCHAIR CRIPPLE SCRATCHED A BITCHES CAR

>SPIC GOT SHOT THREE TIMES...RECEIVING TREATMENT.

>NOG TRIED TO DRAGA A WOMAN INTO A STORM DRAIN

>FIGHTING AT THE REHAB CENTER...Wait, do we respond to that? I thought the Sherriff handled that?

10-4 Robert

>2 teens performing drive-by on bycycles in park

Thank fuck I live in will county holy shit this is meme tier

gangbangers

10-4 Robert we have a vehicle

CONTINUED...

>ROBERT Is riding with FD...there's a fire in an alley.

>FOOT PERSUIT!!

>LAND ROVER STOLEN LAST NIGHT IS FOUND/RECOVERED

>BLACK MALE BLACK SHIRT THREATENED ASSAULT

>15 GANG MEMBERS IN CARS THROWING BOTTLES AT CARS SHOUTING "COBRA LOVE".

>Two black males tried to break into a vehicle

>KID BATTERED BY MOTHER, LOCKED IN BATHROOM WITH ONE YEAR OLD

>GANGBANGERS FROM EARLIER SMASHED OUT AN OLD LADY'S WINDOWS!!

>"822 Robert, I just got a ticket that says they no longer need you"..."Story of my life."

>Multiple drinkers and gamblers, Around a white caddie, male and female...some are underage.

>Multiple homeless setting up a tent city flash mob! "They're aaaaall inside for the night!" :DDD

>20 ARGUING Gang bangers!

>arguing nigs in the gym

>"Female screaming for help in her apartment, nothing further...But ZONE 13 WANTS TO WISH MADINA A HAPPY BIRTHDAY!"

>ARMANDO EJECTED FROM THE VEHICLE...ARMANDO'S TRAPPED IN ENEMY GANG TERRITORY!!!

>Garage on fire...nog in background of dispatch screaming.

>SLOW IT DOWN

>THANKS EVERYBODY. WE'RE DRIVING THE STOLEN LANDROVER BACK TO THE OWNER.

>SPIC TRIED TO ABDUCT A 3 YEAR OLD SPED OFF IN A SEDAN!!

>KIDS DRIVING CONSTRUCTION EQUIPMENT..IN THE STREEET!

>"Another man who has small breasts, err small BRAIDS"

>toy gun used in robbery

>ONE CALL: "One man, intoxicated, bashing his own head on the ground, two other men fighting near a blue car."
What a goddamn city.

Xth for U-Hauls and white t-shirts

...

>Listening to my local scanner in addition to this
>Literally silent for the past 30 min
>someone finally comes on
>It's just a notice from the town over that a car was stolen.

Goddam I didn't realize how good it was living in an all white town.

Muh TV

>newark
>all white

Anyone else have trouble understanding what they are saying sometimes?

How the fuck do they even understand each other some times?

Fucking war zone. Shout out to cook county Lep I'm drunk

/comfy/ thead with cops and roberts

DON'T GET HURT

>dont get hurt...slow it down!

DON'T GET HURT

>don't get hurt!

Middle of the intersection, screaming

lol shit-congo

>yfw there's a suicidal australian named robert making pilgrimmage to the megga of kek on the 4th

>dont get hurt, robert

cute

CPD is gonna kill somebody

Is there a scanner in Australia? Alice Springs or NT specifically

>cops and roberts

gotta get used to how they talk

niggers aren't people

>yfw someone stealing groceries made the local paper where I live, complete with the police chief himself saying they were tracking down leads and watching videos

Robert you absolute mad man slow it down!

>know your dispatch

Loud Black Chick

Stern White Chick

Snarky Latino Chick

Vaguely Gay Male

Even aussies know about Newark? Newark is just the closest town to me that's in the flag database.

Chicago is a pretty good representation of a chaos god

Megga of Chi

some guy broke down wants to speak with the police.

wild emus out of control, robert

GOOD CLIP
O
O
D

C
L
I
P

He shall be our God.

>cops

>and

>roberts

I PUT ON
MUH
WHITE
T
SHIRT

We don't want to great about the Emus emuing out, pretty lame pai

ANOTHER NOG WALKING ON THE TRACKS OF THE BLUE LINE

This is like three days in a row.

broadcastify.com/listen/coid/16

He's going to become a chaos lord of kek. All that entails is enhanced shitposting.

>just realized how much low-level crime can be gotten away with in chicongo

should be ambiguously gay male Tbh

i have not been here very long. who is Robert? one of the cops?

keked and checked, Robert

i know for a fact that the state of New Jerrrrrrrzzzaaaayyyyy is no where near white

wogs dont count as whites

emus, aboriginals, servos getting robbed, drunk people fighting kangaroos, what more could you want?

oveturned semi on the skyway leaking at 80th

>mfw my county's and city's police have encrypted radio, so I can't listen.
Fuck, also why haven't Chicago encrypted their radios yet?

Yep.

We're just hearing what the odd person sees or has happen to them.

I'd say about 2-3 times more shit is going on than what they report.

Why contain it.

The loud black chick is different from the sassy black chick we had the previous two nights.

I dub thee
Inbound Track Nigga

wtf is with people walking on tracks

Do you fuckers seriously have drunks getting into fights with kangaroos?

no time to everyone is dying

Robert.

too little funding, too much equipment to replace

It's known as a wog town here, definitely.

>nig walking on train tracks

Fun Aussie fact we actually have posters warning abos not to sleep on railroad tracks because they MIGHT get hurt

Sup Forums fanservice

That's why cpd never pull any one over for speeding, everyone here drives at least 10 miles above the limit, they have serious crime to worry about

WHO READY FOR THE SOX/CUBS WORLD SERIES?

Robert.

Anyone have a code cheat sheet to understand this code talk?

THEY STOLE MY BIKE!

>Stolen Bike.
It's a classic!
Robert.

>another stolen bike

And there normies think it's just a meme.

oh shit the bike guy is chasing them down
>refuses to listen to a girl telling him to stop pursuing

>spic chasing his stolen bike against dispatchers advice

ARMANDO?

If you listen, they spend an inordinate amount of time repeating themselves, recapping and explaining. Not even they understand each other.

No codes. ### robert is a unit, a car number.

10,4 means " i heard and understood.

>guy shooting at niggers that stole his bike

CPD Beat tag I found a couple of months ago.

>TFW NO ONE READS THE OP

ROBERT means that an arrest has been made.

go to tonys robert please

yes

www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGsFdh1SPOA

Just
a
White
Guy

George Zimmerman is that you?

Armando lives!

i live in rural Queensland, and ive had my bike stolen 3 times last week
fucking abos

This ambient music is way too creepy for the middle of the night

Kek literally physically lives in Chiragnarok.
Robert is trying to find him. Robert is trying to meet god.

Literally robert
youtube.com/watch?v=wd63P7mYXzo

how do I listen to my local police

RACE WAR STARTS TONIGHT

Robert Robertson

Pic related

First time in this thread. Should I just get a scanner app, or what?

Letter R call.

>Chiragnarok

Well we've got our thread name for the 4th.

search internet or buy a scanner

broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>more spics chasing after niggers who robbed them

10-4
Did you just walk up to a fucking officer's car, over?