Chicago Police Scanner Nightly Thread #6

Ian Wright
Ian Wright

broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

shootings, burglary, muggings, rape, various mayhem
cops working through queues
dispatch laughing at callers, arguing with cops

Shootings Scoreboard:
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/

Recent Homicides:
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides
homicides.suntimes.com/
heyjackass.com/

Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

Mugshots:
chitownmugshots.com/

Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13262

Thread Theme:
youtube.com/watch?v=FJ-r0bilzhU

ROBERT

Other urls found in this thread:

broadcastify.com/listen/coid/16
youtube.com/watch?v=wd63P7mYXzo
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
youarelistening.to/chicago
youtube.com/watch?v=TwY2XpI6V9g
youtube.com/watch?v=ij2MXsGRHu4
c-span.org/video/?411354-4/washington-journal-heather-macdonald-ferguson-effect
relay.broadcastify.com:80/il_chicago_police2.mp3
supforums.com/thread/79258158/politics

Nolan Miller
Nolan Miller

Robert

Grayson Scott
Grayson Scott

TONIGHT...

ROBERT

SHOTS FIRED. NO SHIT, ALL NIGHT. JUST FUCKING SHOOTING. TOO MANY INCIDENTS TO LIST.

Domestic Battery...TOO MANY TO LIST.

COMMERCIAL ALARM...Too many to list individually.

WATCH YOUR GOD-DAMNED KEYS...(Check your partner's keys! :3)

GROUPS OF NOGS FIGHTING..10, 30, 15, FUCK IT. ALL OVER THE CITY. JUST FIGHTING GROUPS OF NOGS.

ROBBERIES, ARMED/AT GUNPOINT...TOO MANY TO LIST INDIVIDUALLY.

Jigaboo Central Time

please clap

fags boyfriend beating him up

guy asking police to go into friends house who he thinks suicided

actives shoter

Guy getting beat up by his girlfriend.

neighbor threw a mattress into her yard

Trash can fires

middle eastern male with a backpack romaing the streets

Drunk parents yelling at juvenile daughter

MISSING 50 y/o 5' 5" 150 lb. female "Anna" got disappeared while running with her club...

...So she caught a cab and went home. ("I guess she couldn't keep up, huh?")

Nig stole a purse, has a gun, running through a parkinglot

Confusion over purses being snatched. Is it one? Is it two? WHO KNOWS?!

2 Car accident, one injury, refusing EMS

2 fucked up nigs in a white blazer, passing out, trying to drive off

drunk cracker throwing perfectly good beer at a car..*UUPDATE* DOmestic...hit the neighbors car while fighting.

Battery in progress, black male/female across from a church

50 Partying assholes shooting fireworks

*nog screaming in background* YOU GONNA NEED SOME HELP OUT THERE?

*DISPATCH LAUGHING* DRUNK MALE HISPANIC BOTHERING FOLKS FOR MONEY AND DRINKING A FORTY

MULTIPLE SHOTS FIRED

RAMPAGING WHEELCHAIR CRIPPLE SCRATCHED A BITCHES CAR

SPIC GOT SHOT THREE TIMES...RECEIVING TREATMENT.

NOG TRIED TO DRAGA A WOMAN INTO A STORM DRAIN

FIGHTING AT THE REHAB CENTER...Wait, do we respond to that? I thought the Sherriff handled that?

Andrew Watson
Andrew Watson

10-4 Robert

Jonathan Clark
Jonathan Clark

2 teens performing drive-by on bycycles in park

Thank fuck I live in will county holy shit this is meme tier

Justin Moore
Justin Moore

gangbangers

Dominic Jackson
Dominic Jackson

10-4 Robert we have a vehicle

Carson Parker
Carson Parker

CONTINUED...

ROBERT Is riding with FD...there's a fire in an alley.

FOOT PERSUIT!!

LAND ROVER STOLEN LAST NIGHT IS FOUND/RECOVERED

BLACK MALE BLACK SHIRT THREATENED ASSAULT

15 GANG MEMBERS IN CARS THROWING BOTTLES AT CARS SHOUTING "COBRA LOVE".

Two black males tried to break into a vehicle

KID BATTERED BY MOTHER, LOCKED IN BATHROOM WITH ONE YEAR OLD

GANGBANGERS FROM EARLIER SMASHED OUT AN OLD LADY'S WINDOWS!!

"822 Robert, I just got a ticket that says they no longer need you"..."Story of my life."

Multiple drinkers and gamblers, Around a white caddie, male and female...some are underage.

Multiple homeless setting up a tent city flash mob! "They're aaaaall inside for the night!" :DDD

20 ARGUING Gang bangers!

arguing nigs in the gym

"Female screaming for help in her apartment, nothing further...But ZONE 13 WANTS TO WISH MADINA A HAPPY BIRTHDAY!"

ARMANDO EJECTED FROM THE VEHICLE...ARMANDO'S TRAPPED IN ENEMY GANG TERRITORY!!!

Garage on fire...nog in background of dispatch screaming.

SLOW IT DOWN

THANKS EVERYBODY. WE'RE DRIVING THE STOLEN LANDROVER BACK TO THE OWNER.

SPIC TRIED TO ABDUCT A 3 YEAR OLD SPED OFF IN A SEDAN!!

KIDS DRIVING CONSTRUCTION EQUIPMENT..IN THE STREEET!

"Another man who has small breasts, err small BRAIDS"

toy gun used in robbery

ONE CALL: "One man, intoxicated, bashing his own head on the ground, two other men fighting near a blue car."
What a goddamn city.

Jose King
Jose King

Xth for U-Hauls and white t-shirts

Luis Green
Luis Green

Listening to my local scanner in addition to this
Literally silent for the past 30 min
someone finally comes on
It's just a notice from the town over that a car was stolen.

Goddam I didn't realize how good it was living in an all white town.

Henry Howard
Henry Howard

Muh TV

Lucas Hernandez
Lucas Hernandez

newark
all white

Hunter Evans
Hunter Evans

Anyone else have trouble understanding what they are saying sometimes?

How the fuck do they even understand each other some times?

Christopher Clark
Christopher Clark

Fucking war zone. Shout out to cook county Lep I'm drunk

Isaac Cruz
Isaac Cruz

/comfy/ thead with cops and roberts

Easton Moore
Easton Moore

DON'T GET HURT

Carter Cruz
Carter Cruz

dont get hurt...slow it down!

Adrian Thomas
Adrian Thomas

DON'T GET HURT

Dylan Watson
Dylan Watson

don't get hurt!

Charles Torres
Charles Torres

Middle of the intersection, screaming

lol shit-congo

Justin Garcia
Justin Garcia

yfw there's a suicidal australian named robert making pilgrimmage to the megga of kek on the 4th

Adrian Thompson
Adrian Thompson

dont get hurt, robert

cute

Connor Ward
Connor Ward

CPD is gonna kill somebody

Kevin Cruz
Kevin Cruz

Is there a scanner in Australia? Alice Springs or NT specifically

Charles James
Charles James

cops and roberts

John Wood
John Wood

gotta get used to how they talk

Christian Rogers
Christian Rogers

niggers aren't people

William Ward
William Ward

yfw someone stealing groceries made the local paper where I live, complete with the police chief himself saying they were tracking down leads and watching videos

Sebastian Ortiz
Sebastian Ortiz

Robert you absolute mad man slow it down!

Blake Harris
Blake Harris

know your dispatch

Loud Black Chick

Stern White Chick

Snarky Latino Chick

Vaguely Gay Male

Brandon Gonzalez
Brandon Gonzalez

Even aussies know about Newark? Newark is just the closest town to me that's in the flag database.

Evan Peterson
Evan Peterson

Chicago is a pretty good representation of a chaos god

Megga of Chi

Gabriel Ward
Gabriel Ward

some guy broke down wants to speak with the police.

Sebastian Long
Sebastian Long

wild emus out of control, robert

Luke Jones
Luke Jones

GOOD CLIP
O
O
D

C
L
I
P

Aiden Edwards
Aiden Edwards

He shall be our God.

Colton Martinez
Colton Martinez

cops

and

roberts

Alexander Scott
Alexander Scott

I PUT ON
MUH
WHITE
T
SHIRT

William Long
William Long

We don't want to great about the Emus emuing out, pretty lame pai

Benjamin Brown
Benjamin Brown

ANOTHER NOG WALKING ON THE TRACKS OF THE BLUE LINE

This is like three days in a row.

Ayden White
Ayden White

broadcastify.com/listen/coid/16

Aaron Anderson
Aaron Anderson

He's going to become a chaos lord of kek. All that entails is enhanced shitposting.

Landon Gomez
Landon Gomez

just realized how much low-level crime can be gotten away with in chicongo

Robert Anderson
Robert Anderson

should be ambiguously gay male Tbh

Kayden Jones
Kayden Jones

i have not been here very long. who is Robert? one of the cops?

Jackson Cruz
Jackson Cruz

keked and checked, Robert

Jose Martin
Jose Martin

i know for a fact that the state of New Jerrrrrrrzzzaaaayyyyy is no where near white

wogs dont count as whites

Angel Howard
Angel Howard

emus, aboriginals, servos getting robbed, drunk people fighting kangaroos, what more could you want?

Easton Bennett
Easton Bennett

oveturned semi on the skyway leaking at 80th

Oliver Torres
Oliver Torres

mfw my county's and city's police have encrypted radio, so I can't listen.
Fuck, also why haven't Chicago encrypted their radios yet?

Christopher Lopez
Christopher Lopez

Yep.

We're just hearing what the odd person sees or has happen to them.

I'd say about 2-3 times more shit is going on than what they report.

Levi Powell
Levi Powell

Why contain it.

Thomas Reed
Thomas Reed

The loud black chick is different from the sassy black chick we had the previous two nights.

Logan Hughes
Logan Hughes

I dub thee
Inbound Track Nigga

Jason Hernandez
Jason Hernandez

wtf is with people walking on tracks

Sebastian Phillips
Sebastian Phillips

Do you fuckers seriously have drunks getting into fights with kangaroos?

Cooper Richardson
Cooper Richardson

no time to everyone is dying

Isaac Ward
Isaac Ward

Robert.

Brody Anderson
Brody Anderson

too little funding, too much equipment to replace

Joseph Murphy
Joseph Murphy

It's known as a wog town here, definitely.

Jace Phillips
Jace Phillips

nig walking on train tracks

Fun Aussie fact we actually have posters warning abos not to sleep on railroad tracks because they MIGHT get hurt

Adam Sanchez
Adam Sanchez

Sup Forums fanservice

Tyler Hall
Tyler Hall

That's why cpd never pull any one over for speeding, everyone here drives at least 10 miles above the limit, they have serious crime to worry about

Evan Gray
Evan Gray

WHO READY FOR THE SOX/CUBS WORLD SERIES?

Daniel Foster
Daniel Foster

Robert.

Ryan Hernandez
Ryan Hernandez

Anyone have a code cheat sheet to understand this code talk?

Daniel Hill
Daniel Hill

THEY STOLE MY BIKE!

Kayden Gutierrez
Kayden Gutierrez

Stolen Bike.
It's a classic!
Robert.

Jayden Sanders
Jayden Sanders

another stolen bike

And there normies think it's just a meme.

Jace Lee
Jace Lee

oh shit the bike guy is chasing them down
refuses to listen to a girl telling him to stop pursuing

Austin Sanders
Austin Sanders

spic chasing his stolen bike against dispatchers advice

Jordan King
Jordan King

ARMANDO?

Jack Murphy
Jack Murphy

If you listen, they spend an inordinate amount of time repeating themselves, recapping and explaining. Not even they understand each other.

Chase Campbell
Chase Campbell

No codes. ### robert is a unit, a car number.

10,4 means " i heard and understood.

Lucas Green
Lucas Green

guy shooting at niggers that stole his bike

Thomas Richardson
Thomas Richardson

CPD Beat tag I found a couple of months ago.

Jacob Garcia
Jacob Garcia

TFW NO ONE READS THE OP

Tyler Long
Tyler Long

ROBERT means that an arrest has been made.

Hunter Russell
Hunter Russell

go to tonys robert please

Henry Powell
Henry Powell

yes

www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGsFdh1SPOA

Jacob Barnes
Jacob Barnes

Just
a
White
Guy

Joseph Long
Joseph Long

George Zimmerman is that you?

Jonathan Peterson
Jonathan Peterson

Armando lives!

Alexander Foster
Alexander Foster

i live in rural Queensland, and ive had my bike stolen 3 times last week
fucking abos

Luke Foster
Luke Foster

This ambient music is way too creepy for the middle of the night

David Foster
David Foster

Kek literally physically lives in Chiragnarok.
Robert is trying to find him. Robert is trying to meet god.

Camden Wilson
Camden Wilson

Literally robert
youtube.com/watch?v=wd63P7mYXzo

Isaiah Baker
Isaiah Baker

how do I listen to my local police

Connor Long
Connor Long

RACE WAR STARTS TONIGHT

Carter Lewis
Carter Lewis

Robert Robertson

Noah Harris
Noah Harris

Pic related

Brody Taylor
Brody Taylor

First time in this thread. Should I just get a scanner app, or what?

Austin Nguyen
Austin Nguyen

Letter R call.

Carter Phillips
Carter Phillips

Chiragnarok

Well we've got our thread name for the 4th.

Ayden Lee
Ayden Lee

search internet or buy a scanner

Jordan Gutierrez
Jordan Gutierrez

broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

Dominic Turner
Dominic Turner

broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

Robert Long
Robert Long

more spics chasing after niggers who robbed them

Evan Ortiz
Evan Ortiz

10-4
Did you just walk up to a fucking officer's car, over?

Lucas Gonzalez
Lucas Gonzalez

Yep

Kek

Jordan Reyes
Jordan Reyes

Seconded.

Jacob James
Jacob James

Noice. Think it's Robert?

Adrian Morgan
Adrian Morgan

why does robert have to do all the work

Landon Myers
Landon Myers

Sons of bitches tagged Josephine's house!

Alexander King
Alexander King

Who is gonna go out into the field and livestream d-day (july4)?

Easton Taylor
Easton Taylor

did you not even read the first line of the op?

Hudson Kelly
Hudson Kelly

Swear to fuck nobody reads the OP...

Nicholas Cruz
Nicholas Cruz

thanks lad

Brody Reed
Brody Reed

Nah man. It makes it super comfy. 420 Dude Weed.

Aaron Lopez
Aaron Lopez

White man in suit

Moonman spotted.

Jace Martinez
Jace Martinez

Chiragnarok

OP don't fuck this up

Blake Martinez
Blake Martinez

FIRST, GO HERE:
youarelistening.to/chicago

THEN, READ THESE:

Strap in. We're still two hours from lunchbreak on 3rd shift.

Austin Cooper
Austin Cooper

Nah I found it on the street

Lucas Collins
Lucas Collins

Taiwan Anderson

David Edwards
David Edwards

Fuck, I have a uniden BCD436, but I haven't used it in some time. Need to stop browsing pol and figure out how to set up automatic transmission recording.

Ryder Fisher
Ryder Fisher

those dubs dubs
HES HERE

Jayden Campbell
Jayden Campbell

pretty sick Robert

Nolan Lopez
Nolan Lopez

black guy
Taiwan Anderson
Wut

Gabriel Hall
Gabriel Hall

mom of taiwan anderson
taiwan

These fucking names. How about we find the most retarded names and try to find them in a jail directory.

Lucas Reyes
Lucas Reyes

youtube.com/watch?v=TwY2XpI6V9g

WE ARE LIVING IN THIS UNIVERSE

MY GOD

Jonathan Allen
Jonathan Allen

Oscar Mike

Levi King
Levi King

TAIWAN ANDERSON
TAIWAN

Henry Hernandez
Henry Hernandez

T Y W A N

Mason Sullivan
Mason Sullivan

Nah because R isn't on the end of the number

Luis Bailey
Luis Bailey

What did the current year mean by this?

Justin Hall
Justin Hall

direct link to ambient music? the split link doen't work for me

Robert Powell
Robert Powell

Who /comfywiththeircat/ here?

Carter Bailey
Carter Bailey

It's for the whole weekend senpai

Leo Carter
Leo Carter

That's Tywon, nigga

Ayden Hall
Ayden Hall

Taiwan anderson?

Chase Murphy
Chase Murphy

running low on money for programs probs

Jace Kelly
Jace Kelly

youtube.com/watch?v=ij2MXsGRHu4

Andrew Sanchez
Andrew Sanchez

my cat is passed out on my bed but i'm comfy with my coffee

Carson Young
Carson Young

My cat ran away once I started brushing him.

Noah Foster
Noah Foster

My cat is on my porch murdering shit like a good cat should, he hates when I smoke.

Jose Murphy
Jose Murphy

tfw when you OPed this thread into existence three nights ago

tfw when it lives without you now

Robert

Asher Williams
Asher Williams

thank you kindly

Joshua Ward
Joshua Ward

taiwan
more like ty'juan

Elijah Kelly
Elijah Kelly

China Johnson, Robert.

Nicholas Walker
Nicholas Walker

IN OTHER NEWS:

Apparently a gun used in the Paris Terror attack was purchased from the Fast & Furious botched sting operation! THANKS KING NOG OBAMA!

Cameron Cruz
Cameron Cruz

Same leafbro

Julian Robinson
Julian Robinson

who /ShouldBeLookingForAJob/ here?

Camden Lee
Camden Lee

comfy with junk food and coffee here

Juan Reyes
Juan Reyes

gods work

Isaiah Morris
Isaiah Morris

10-4
Stopping by from now on after second shift

Elijah Jackson
Elijah Jackson

Got an interview with fucking Ruby Tuesday's tomorrow

Nathaniel Lewis
Nathaniel Lewis

Why cant i get the broadcastify feed to work on mobile. ;_;
Anyone know how to fix?

Cameron Wright
Cameron Wright

still working on that block of sharp cheddar
ran out of stoneground wheat crackers
motherfucking cranberry cocktail in the house

Brody Bailey
Brody Bailey

who /shouldbegettingreadyforthecollapseandgettingthefuckoutofdodge/ here?

Parker Rivera
Parker Rivera

No way man. You're stuck with your daily dose of burger squak.

Robert Martin
Robert Martin

tfw the complete opposite
i'm watching my grandmas cat for her and it keeps fighting with my cat

Nolan Davis
Nolan Davis

spent boolets

Dominic Russell
Dominic Russell

Oh shit robbery bois

Jonathan Ross
Jonathan Ross

right here

Eli Harris
Eli Harris

"his name is....jack bear"

Parker Reyes
Parker Reyes

jack bear?

Brandon Martin
Brandon Martin

J A C K B E A R

Ryan Baker
Ryan Baker

Bless you user. May Robert shine upon you. Robert

Charles Cruz
Charles Cruz

not having a job
in boganland
Real fucking failure, just walk into some trade shop, give them a firm handshake, and let them know you want to learn, jackbear.

Robert Thomas
Robert Thomas

Pretty comfy

Thanks famalamadingdong

Jacob Morales
Jacob Morales

His name is Jack Bear

Christopher Cruz
Christopher Cruz

You need flash. Have to root android.

Aaron Barnes
Aaron Barnes

jack bear
afraid when your roomate invites bangers
i wish they'd give an interview at least

Justin Clark
Justin Clark

If you select invert selection instead, you would be literally blowing your wrist the fuck out

Gabriel Cox
Gabriel Cox

It's daytime for you guys. But it's 1:01 AM here in the true American time zone.

Hunter Campbell
Hunter Campbell

You've done a good thing here.

Julian Rodriguez
Julian Rodriguez

Eddy
HE BOOKED IT

Dylan Lewis
Dylan Lewis

I was late getting home tonight and Sup Forums was already on thread #3.

Feels good man

Juan Wood
Juan Wood

Gunshot wound in right arm

Jack Miller
Jack Miller

STABLE IS NOT A CONDITION

Levi Baker
Levi Baker

STABLE CONDITION

Cameron Flores
Cameron Flores

NOT A CONDITION

Luis White
Luis White

STABLE IS NOT A CONDITION

Gabriel Myers
Gabriel Myers

STABLE IS NOT A CONDITION

Zachary Perry
Zachary Perry

July 10 1977
hospital guy going to miss birthday
celebrate for him Sup Forums

Eli Robinson
Eli Robinson

you can get the same feed on Radio Scanner App / Radio Scanner Pro.

James Allen
James Allen

Not sure which broadcast he's listening to but you are listening to works on mobile (in my experience )

Cameron Fisher
Cameron Fisher

PEACE WAS NEVER AN OPTION

Liam Butler
Liam Butler

New to these threads what the fuck does Robert mean? Can anybody let me in on some of the lingo? What does watch yo keys mean?

Henry Long
Henry Long

You've ruined my evenings you magnificent prick.

All I do is say "robert"

and make highlight reel posts

It is glorious.

Austin Ortiz
Austin Ortiz

Get the app

Brayden King
Brayden King

Yeah, asshole, I did. I'm mobile.

Grayson Evans
Grayson Evans

hehe

Jace Wood
Jace Wood

conditions are:
critical
uhhhh urgent
uhhhh good

Brody Allen
Brody Allen

They finally correct the dumb bitch on comms tonight for that?

Leo Jenkins
Leo Jenkins

Look at the OP dumbass.

Dylan Ross
Dylan Ross

chimpcongo

Alexander Nelson
Alexander Nelson

Either shopped that in 30 seconds or you've been waiting a very long time for a reason to post that. Either way, well done. Robert

Grayson Thomas
Grayson Thomas

Repost the pasta with all the code meanings.

Wyatt Clark
Wyatt Clark

check your keys
What did Robert mean by this?
Really makes you check your keys, Robert.

Chase Long
Chase Long

Robert is notorious crime boss in Chicago
"check your keys" means that someone left their keys at the station

Cooper Young
Cooper Young

it's the police version of dubs

also check em

Nolan Anderson
Nolan Anderson

Book Discussion on The War on Cops Heather MacDonald talked about her new book, The War on Cops, in which she attributes the recent spike in violent crimes in several major U.S. cities to the “Ferguson effect.” The term “Ferguson effect” refers to the idea that increased scrutiny of police has led to an increased murder rate in major U.S. cities, and is derived from the fatal police shooting in August 2014 of Michael Brown in Ferguson, Missouri.

c-span.org/video/?411354-4/washington-journal-heather-macdonald-ferguson-effect

Based caller at 44:40 but the whole thing is good

Jose Gonzalez
Jose Gonzalez

CHICAGO POLICE DEPARTMENT
REPORTING CODES:

INCIDENT:

1 DISTURBANCE - PUBLIC
2 DISTURBANCE - TEENAGERS
3 DISTURBANCE - DRUNK
4 DISTURBANCE - NOISE
5 DISTURBANCE - OTHER STREET
6 ILLEGAL PARKING
7 SICK REMOVAL
8 INJURED PERSON
9 PERSON DOWN
10 ANIMAL BITE
*10-1 EMERGENCY-OFFICER NEEDS HELP
*10-4 ACKNOWLEDGE - 2 OFFICER UNIT
*10- 99 ACKNOWLEDGE - 1 OFFICER UNIT
11 SUSPICIOUS PERSON
12 CALLING FOR HELP
13 LOST PERSON FOUND
14 ALARM
15 AMBULANCE
16 FIRE CALL
17 ESCORT
18 TRAFFIC ACCIDENT
19 OTHER MISC. INCIDENT
POLICE ACTION TAKEN:

ADAM -- NOT BONA FIDE INCIDENT
BOY --- NO PERSON FOUND
CHARLES - NO SUCH ADDRESS
DAVID - NO POLICE SERVICE NECESSARY
EDWARD-PERPETRATOR GONE ON POLICE ARRIVAL
FRANK - PEACE RESTORED
GEORGE - ADVISED WARRANT
HENRY -- ADVISED TO RE-CONTACT POLICE IF REPEATED
IDA --- REMOVED TO HOSPITAL
JOHN -- RETURNED TO HOME OR FAMILY
KING -- TAKEN TO DISTRICT STATION
LINCOLN - INFORMATION REPORT SUBMITTED
MARY -- ISSUED TRAFFIC CITATION
NORA -- ISSUED NON-TRAFFIC SUMMONS
OCEAN - ADVISED LEGAL HELP
PAUL -- OTHER POLICE SERVICE
ROBERT -- ARREST MADE
XRAY -- MISCELLANEOUS REPORT
YOUNG -- ANIMAL BITE REPORT

Gavin Green
Gavin Green

keep doing gods work and making recaps!

Isaiah Jackson
Isaiah Jackson

10, 4 Robert.

Luke Young
Luke Young

Robert = Robert
Watch yo keys = keep track of your unlock/lock apparatus

Chase Cook
Chase Cook

they just detained a black man in a white shirt trying to break the Windows
We're fighting back!

Ryan Green
Ryan Green

Does applying online do anything?
i like getting out onto the pavement and handing out resume's, but they're turning me down left and right and ive been out of work 5 months now, it's getting bad.

Andrew Smith
Andrew Smith

Robert = R for clear lingo from/to dispatch

Check your Keys = Make sure your body or cruiser mics aren't keyed on. They repeat it so officers get it nailed into their heads.

Camden Harris
Camden Harris

I wish it was like early 90s/late 80s and we could have this thread for compton/south central when things were really active there

Levi Perry
Levi Perry

Robert sounds like a busy guy.

Dylan Walker
Dylan Walker

rotate
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Henry Gutierrez
Henry Gutierrez

I will do this, senpai.

Except for Chiragnarok. Fuck. That. Shit.

Henry Martin
Henry Martin

damn dispatch sassy af tonight desu

Ryan Clark
Ryan Clark

I handed in my res and called back a week later and was asked to stop by and talk to the manager, apparently everyone else had just dropped off a res and hadn't be persistent.

Brody Perez
Brody Perez

uhh yea

Grayson Hughes
Grayson Hughes

we'd be the first to hear about Tupac getting shot

David Barnes
David Barnes

Last night

bone found, they think it might be human
ok, I'll wrap it in with the noise complaint

Chighanistan

Leo Stewart
Leo Stewart

ROOF PARTY

Oliver Mitchell
Oliver Mitchell

i did it once and never heard anything back. worth a shot though

Jaxon Smith
Jaxon Smith

robert robert robert robert

Nathan Wright
Nathan Wright

Thanks guys. I was trying to use youarelisteningto to get that ambient music. But i just downloaded the app

Ethan Diaz
Ethan Diaz

Only if I put my ethinicity down as anything but white.

Jason Torres
Jason Torres

start over
you done goofed

Grayson Lewis
Grayson Lewis

(i'm too old for this shit voice) "Ehh, welcome back".

Owen Martinez
Owen Martinez

Holy shit just say his fucking name

Brody White
Brody White

HAVE A GOOD NIGHT
10-4 thank you

Landon Price
Landon Price

Chiraqi here
Trying everything I can not to get one

Colton Torres
Colton Torres

robert

Aiden Brooks
Aiden Brooks

Robert.

Oliver Sullivan
Oliver Sullivan

applying online
Never works.

Walk into the fucking shop and ask for a manager god fucking damn.

Eli Cox
Eli Cox

They look like their dancing some duranguense an shi

BOOGEY BOOGEY NIGGERS
BOOGEY BOOGEY

Joshua Perez
Joshua Perez

well shit, i guess i need to track down their phone numbers after i drop resume's

i just want to work till december because im and idiot and want to enlist.

Caleb Sanchez
Caleb Sanchez

Did anyone just hear 1145 followed by an 1171 Robert?

Isaiah Moore
Isaiah Moore

not an argument thread.

Colton Parker
Colton Parker

Where is Aussie Robert?

I need to hand off new thread duty to him.

Robert.

Matthew Edwards
Matthew Edwards

Almost spit out my drink

Easton Brooks
Easton Brooks

HOLY SHIT JUST CHECK YOUR FUCKING KEYS, ROBERT.

Leo Phillips
Leo Phillips

perp's name is foxtrot alpha golf golf oscar tango

Hudson Hughes
Hudson Hughes

1212 Robert
HES RESISTING

Ian Baker
Ian Baker

wew

Evan Price
Evan Price

WHISTLE

Gabriel Morgan
Gabriel Morgan

Robert = arrest made

Zachary Johnson
Zachary Johnson

we have a
wew whistle
atta boy

Camden Thomas
Camden Thomas

*wew* robert

Wyatt Hughes
Wyatt Hughes

That whistle!!

Joshua Rogers
Joshua Rogers

Looks like Robert saw some tail

Sebastian Brooks
Sebastian Brooks

yes. make sure that if there's a box about sexual orientation you put gay. it will increase the chance of you getting employed since alot of businesses have quotas to make.

Evan Sullivan
Evan Sullivan

i do, they turn me away saying "we just hired a bunch, sorry" more than once.
then the other half of the time, they say "apply online" and i never hear from them again

Julian Miller
Julian Miller

Really makes you think

Austin Lee
Austin Lee

EX GIRLFRIEND BANGING ON THE WINDOWS

Jonathan Williams
Jonathan Williams

Wew

Hispanics have child at gunpoint

Nolan Morales
Nolan Morales

eh, I'm kinda in the same boat, I want to join the State Police
Working with women at my job my age is fucking inane.

Colton James
Colton James

Underrated kek

Aiden Ramirez
Aiden Ramirez

whistle
13 robert

Jaxson Torres
Jaxson Torres

WE GOT A STOLEN VEHICLE FULL OF BEANERS

also what is keys?

Aaron Martinez
Aaron Martinez

4 other Hispanic males in the vehicle
Kek

Carter Green
Carter Green

Someone shop the wew lad doge with a cpd cap on with the text "wew robert"

Joshua Carter
Joshua Carter

oi
i'll do next one, then i have to run for a bit

Alexander Allen
Alexander Allen

mother of god

fucking nignogs

Leo Phillips
Leo Phillips

beaner holding gun on child

beaner holding gun on child

beaner holding gun on child

beaner holding gun on child

Brayden Stewart
Brayden Stewart

"keys" = open mic

Nicholas Jackson
Nicholas Jackson

the officer's car keys

Jordan Price
Jordan Price

Henry Zebra desu

Nicholas Flores
Nicholas Flores

Thanks m8!

Robert

Jordan Martin
Jordan Martin

College """""child"""""

Easton Rogers
Easton Rogers

Open mic over the comms

David Edwards
David Edwards

Seized Cocaine

Levi Davis
Levi Davis

direct link to scanner so you dont need to keep open that bloated site
relay.broadcastify.com:80/il_chicago_police2.mp3

Jaxon Parker
Jaxon Parker

Them telling you to apply online is a polite way of saying fuck off, I did it all the time when I was an IT manager. Get a trade you fucking nerd, god damn, it's so easy.

Sebastian Jackson
Sebastian Jackson

Jack bear senpai

Alexander Murphy
Alexander Murphy

Property recovered
All is well

Christian Rivera
Christian Rivera

DORITOS DONT WORK!!!

Jack Diaz
Jack Diaz

Finally relaxed

Xavier Myers
Xavier Myers

all is well

Robert Ross
Robert Ross

Shit, that's what that meant? Wtf?

Mason Flores
Mason Flores

also what is keys?
CB Radio shitposting.

Julian Robinson
Julian Robinson

PROPERTY RECOVERED ALL IS WELL \O/ \O/ \O/ robert

Cooper Murphy
Cooper Murphy

I'm just amazed there hasn't been as many genuine screams caught on radio.
I used to listen before you guys caught onto it.
Good lord the shit that would get broadcasted.
Nightmare fuel.

Jaxon Nguyen
Jaxon Nguyen

Check Keys means someone's mic is stuck on or "keyed".

Brandon Howard
Brandon Howard

all is well
no it is not

Jaxon Johnson
Jaxon Johnson

Good night guys, I've had fun the last couple of days of the Nigs at Nite. See you tomorrow

Jeremiah Stewart
Jeremiah Stewart

ok....

Owen Sullivan
Owen Sullivan

haven't heard a report of a shooting in a while

next shooting when?

Chase Sanders
Chase Sanders

10-4

Jeremiah Foster
Jeremiah Foster

taylor swift
Noice

Nicholas Sullivan
Nicholas Sullivan

night robert.

Jace Lopez
Jace Lopez

goodnight robert

Hunter Williams
Hunter Williams

robert = roger

Nicholas Hall
Nicholas Hall

You have social problems, don't you?

Jack White
Jack White

That doesn't even make sense. Robert = Robert

Isaiah Gray
Isaiah Gray

no it's a way the third shift cars identify themselves

like ###Robert

Tyler Williams
Tyler Williams

10, 4 Robert. Haaave a nice night!

Nicholas Taylor
Nicholas Taylor

10-4 = roger

Matthew Martinez
Matthew Martinez

hey that's fucking neat.

Jace Stewart
Jace Stewart

oh god damnit

Jacob Nelson
Jacob Nelson

no, not at all actually.

just a bit disheartend at all the knockbacks lately

NEW THREAD
supforums.com/thread/79258158/politics
NEW THREAD
supforums.com/thread/79258158/politics
NEW THREAD
supforums.com/thread/79258158/politics
NEW THREAD
supforums.com/thread/79258158/politics
NEW THREAD
supforums.com/thread/79258158/politics

Owen Gomez
Owen Gomez

Sure

Justin Diaz
Justin Diaz

I live in California but just heard a nice little gun battle. I sleep with the window open because hot as fuck. About 18 shots from a pretty loud gun with about 5 shots from a .22 sounding pistol in between. We know who won that one lol.

Mason Torres
Mason Torres

What is it with calls of women screaming for help?

Luke Morris
Luke Morris

ANother female screaming for help

Landon Hall
Landon Hall

I'm going to repost my Robert fan fiction incase any newer anons missed it in the previous thread

Joseph Gutierrez
Joseph Gutierrez

This.
Robert designates a night shift officer out on patrol.
####Robert.
It's been answered 50 times each thread.

Benjamin Murphy
Benjamin Murphy

KEK WILLS IT

Gavin Turner
Gavin Turner

can i get another bingo card?

Sebastian Russell
Sebastian Russell

SUPERPREDATORS
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Kevin Mitchell
Kevin Mitchell

Will we have a fresh lineup of dispatchers for the holiday weekend............?

Bentley Adams
Bentley Adams

Well if you lie down flat the train will go over you without hitting you. (in theory)

Eli Bell
Eli Bell

You'll get popped by the arc of the electric current and pretty much explode literally.

Wyatt Wood
Wyatt Wood

EXTENDED CLIP

Isaiah Turner
Isaiah Turner

E X T E N D E D C L I P

Christopher James
Christopher James

No joke. I am going to Kinko's tomorrow to have a bunch of these bingo cards printed up at maybe 3x scale on some butcher's paper. Gonna go out and buy a bulletin board and some darts. It's gonna make a hell of a drinking game.

how good are you at running a Canadian driver's license
WITNESSED. KEK IS AMONG US.

Jayden Peterson
Jayden Peterson

BLACK MAN WITH AFRO BANGING ON WINDOW

Adrian Bell
Adrian Bell

Cobra Love has been the highlight of my night

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