Mfw the astros win the world series

mfw the astros win the world series

>fatstros

She'd get it.

I wonder what she smells like...

Would mercilessly fug without an ounce of shame.

the only thing she would get is a chicken tender sandwich from publix

>Houston
>Publix

Retard

I wanna give it to her

Get what, a limited edition Houston Astros mlb World Series tee shirt?

Fat "women" are disgusting creatures

Raisin Canes, am I right?

>chicken tender sandwich from publix
god tier

>he doesn't like thicc girls
low test beta detected

tacos and cheese that's gone off

That bitch more than thick lmfao

Yeah she's mexican too

Looks like the average houston woman tb h

she got it and ate it

nah, for us it's HEB

Me gusta mujeres chanclas

TFW had sex with fat Mexican and had my dick smelling like cheese the next two weeks.

Smegma is real boys

I unironically love fat bitches

Would creampie/10

>Speaking in niggerbonics.

>tfw like fat girls and reasonably good looking
pick of the litter

ITT: Low test betas

I got this weird thing where I will fuck the shit out of some fat girls and be repulsed by others and they will be pretty much the same on the x out of 10 scale

that unironically looks like about 50% of dodger fans

>"thanks for the beer, user!"

isn't it kind of ironic to be drinking almond milk in this situation?

>Only healthy stuff leftover

thicc now, Jabba later

I'd smash if she wore long sleves

...

is almond milk less caloric or something?

Better off just drinking water. Milk of any kind is calories with a few vitamins

cereal water sucks ass doe

>protein is vitamins

Should i get turned on by this?

F A T T

If yes, you may be American

>Her
>Needing protein

"I don't get it, I exercise everyday"

Don't lie
If you post on Sup Forums you'd jizz your pants if she looked in your direction

she could handcuff me to her bed and ride my face 24/7 for the rest of my life and i'll be a happy man

would blindfold and violently fuck until
she bleeds/10

this is a 9/10 in houston
and a 10/10 with mexicans
she's got 2 rolls of fat going

"she's so pretty" standards are so low these days

Did she eat that whole pie?

I guarantee she doesn't have a protein deficiency

Quality pump and dump material

big san tunya women

thats breeding material right there

why are so many spic women pot bellied with skinny legs and arms? looks gross.

i've rarely seen such beauty and innocence in one image.

>tfw she most likely has huge tits and a flat, nonexistent ass.

I'd stil fuck, who am I kidding. Most of us would fuck.

why didn't she eat the fruit...i hate fat chicks

250 before kids equals 325 after kids

Sauce

BRUHHH
BRUHHHHHHH

she is incredibly thicc

aka chubb

cringe