Chicongo nightly scanner thread, all is well edition

>broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

alternative
>tunein.com/radio/Chicago-Police-Scanner-s95537/
>tunein.com/radio/Chicago-Police-Scanner-s95537/
>tunein.com/radio/Chicago-Police-Scanner-s95537/


>shootings, burglary, muggings, rape, various mayhem
>cops working through queues
>dispatch laughing at callers, arguing with cops

Shootings Scoreboard:
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/

Recent Homicides:
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides
homicides.suntimes.com/
heyjackass.com/

Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13262

Zone-10 (local user's beat)
secondcitycop.blogspot.com/?m=1

donate to the dindu slayers, Law Enforcment officers, sassy dispatchers and protectors against the night
cpdmemorial.org/

Thread Theme:
youtube.com/watch?v=FJ-r0bilzhU

i gotta fuck off for a bit, so someone take over

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=BHgYtKkSEDA
twitter.com/AnonBabble

(((Chicago)))

robert

>all is well Robert

hey robert

TONIGHT...

>ROBERT

>SHOTS FIRED. NO SHIT, ALL NIGHT. JUST FUCKING SHOOTING. TOO MANY INCIDENTS TO LIST.

>Domestic Battery...TOO MANY TO LIST.

>COMMERCIAL ALARM...Too many to list individually.

>WATCH YOUR GOD-DAMNED KEYS...(Check your partner's keys! :3)

>GROUPS OF NOGS FIGHTING..10, 30, 15, FUCK IT. ALL OVER THE CITY. JUST FIGHTING GROUPS OF NOGS.

>ROBBERIES, ARMED/AT GUNPOINT...TOO MANY TO LIST INDIVIDUALLY.

>Jigaboo Central Time

>please clap

>fags boyfriend beating him up

>guy asking police to go into friends house who he thinks suicided

>actives shoter

>Guy getting beat up by his girlfriend.

>neighbor threw a mattress into her yard

>Trash can fires

>middle eastern male with a backpack romaing the streets

>Drunk parents yelling at juvenile daughter

>MISSING 50 y/o 5' 5" 150 lb. female "Anna" got disappeared while running with her club...

>...So she caught a cab and went home. ("I guess she couldn't keep up, huh?")

>Nig stole a purse, has a gun, running through a parkinglot

>Confusion over purses being snatched. Is it one? Is it two? WHO KNOWS?!

>2 Car accident, one injury, refusing EMS

>2 fucked up nigs in a white blazer, passing out, trying to drive off

>drunk cracker throwing perfectly good beer at a car..*UUPDATE* DOmestic...hit the neighbors car while fighting.

>Battery in progress, black male/female across from a church

>50 Partying assholes shooting fireworks

>*nog screaming in background* YOU GONNA NEED SOME HELP OUT THERE?

>*DISPATCH LAUGHING* DRUNK MALE HISPANIC BOTHERING FOLKS FOR MONEY AND DRINKING A FORTY

>MULTIPLE SHOTS FIRED

>RAMPAGING WHEELCHAIR CRIPPLE SCRATCHED A BITCHES CAR

>SPIC GOT SHOT THREE TIMES...RECEIVING TREATMENT.

>NOG TRIED TO DRAGA A WOMAN INTO A STORM DRAIN

>FIGHTING AT THE REHAB CENTER...Wait, do we respond to that? I thought the Sherriff handled that?

third for robert

>female screaming in the area

Jesus fuck

first for cops and roberts

(((Robert)))

CONTINUED...

>ROBERT Is riding with FD...there's a fire in an alley.

>FOOT PERSUIT!!

>LAND ROVER STOLEN LAST NIGHT IS FOUND/RECOVERED

>BLACK MALE BLACK SHIRT THREATENED ASSAULT

>15 GANG MEMBERS IN CARS THROWING BOTTLES AT CARS SHOUTING "COBRA LOVE".

>Two black males tried to break into a vehicle

>KID BATTERED BY MOTHER, LOCKED IN BATHROOM WITH ONE YEAR OLD

>GANGBANGERS FROM EARLIER SMASHED OUT AN OLD LADY'S WINDOWS!!

>"822 Robert, I just got a ticket that says they no longer need you"..."Story of my life."

>Multiple drinkers and gamblers, Around a white caddie, male and female...some are underage.

>Multiple homeless setting up a tent city flash mob! "They're aaaaall inside for the night!" :DDD

>20 ARGUING Gang bangers!

>arguing nigs in the gym

>"Female screaming for help in her apartment, nothing further...But ZONE 13 WANTS TO WISH MADINA A HAPPY BIRTHDAY!"

>ARMANDO EJECTED FROM THE VEHICLE...ARMANDO'S TRAPPED IN ENEMY GANG TERRITORY!!!

>Garage on fire...nog in background of dispatch screaming.

>SLOW IT DOWN

>THANKS EVERYBODY. WE'RE DRIVING THE STOLEN LANDROVER BACK TO THE OWNER.

>SPIC TRIED TO ABDUCT A 3 YEAR OLD SPED OFF IN A SEDAN!!

>KIDS DRIVING CONSTRUCTION EQUIPMENT..IN THE STREEET!

>"Another man who has small breasts, err small BRAIDS"

>toy gun used in robbery

>ONE CALL: "One man, intoxicated, bashing his own head on the ground, two other men fighting near a blue car."

>ROOF PARTY!

>*GROOAAANN* *Whistle!*
What a goddamn city.

Out for now. Later.

>loud music being played in the area
lmao

Just to clarify, you're telling me you're too good to run cable or help install an ac?

lol That's like the 7th one tonight.

19th for Wew Whistle Robert

ten fooooooo

robert

live in California but just heard a nice little gun battle. I sleep with the window open because hot as fuck. About 18 shots from a pretty loud gun with about 5 shots from a .22 sounding pistol in between. We know who won that one lol

Robert scratched at his scars. They were itching, which he figured must mean it was about to rain. He raised the remote, clicked a button, and the shades raised to reveal that it was, indeed raining. He lumbered towards the window, with the neon signs shining through the blinds, only showing his glaring eyes. Chicago, or Chiraq as the junkies called it. A city full of fear and misery. "Home sweet home." He clutched his whiskey with his other hand, raising it to take a sip before returning it to its place on the table. As he glanced around his apartment he was struck with how normal it looked, still. The lamp posts from outside the housing projects dripped their sepia paint into the dark canvas of the night. Architecture hadn't gone far in the past ten years, whereas technology had gone farther than anybody could have ever imagined. Without looking he took his glass of whiskey back into his hand, swirling it about and listening to the sound of ice on glass. Yes, technology had gone far. He downed the remaining alcohol and stood, marveling at how he wasn't woozy yet. After all, that had been his sixth.
As he strolled towards the door, he had to remind himself of the days when six glasses would have put him on the floor. It had been a while. Not everybody remembered the days when alcohol affected people. Now, even kids could drink it.
Before leaving, Robert grabbed his black trench coat, and USP45 he called "Betsy". He felt the metal chassis slide across his hand before inserting a magazine. He blew a kiss to his Asuka body pillow. "Best girl" he said, as he gave a wink to her smiling face, before the light from the hallway closed on her as he left.
Robert opened the door into the hallway, glancing at every door number he walked past. He made his way downstairs. Outside, the cold air caressed his face. He checked his keys, radio static..."5 black males drug dealing at Hyde Park." Robert lit his last cig in the box. He pulled out Betsy and cocked the hammer. Showtime.

>Honey

wtf honey?

>IN FRONT OF THE CHILDREN

I'm new to this. Who is Robert?

who here is boozed up and ready to snuggle their cat?

HUNNY???

(((Chicagolypse)))

>in front of the chirren

ROBERTS COPY

Officer of the City of Kek

Notorious Chicago crime boss

>Honey

Robert?

who isn't at this point

Robert is lingo for a car number, eg 13 Robert is car no. 13

robert is a gang that is prevalent in the hyde park area of chiraq

>it's a domestic battery episode

>nogs
>spics
>chicago

1341 North on Kimball
That's where the wife beater went!
Time to get him. :-o

Robert is the only thing standing between man and kek.

the only human with a stable condition

>LAND ROVER STOLEN LAST NIGHT IS FOUND/RECOVERED
>PROPERTY RECOVERED ALL IS WELL \O/ \O/ \O/

"OH, God damnit!"

Sheeeeeit forgot to tell you guys

>watching Americas got talent

>There in chicongo

>an inner city singing group led by there teacher all black

50$ there all dead or in prison in 2 years

the romance cobras, from what I hear. usually while throwing beer bottles at passing automobiles.

It is midnight in Chicago?

>it's a man waving a gun in the street episode

>it's a man yelling at no one episode

>it's a woman yelling help from the second story episode

>America
>civilized

noice senpai

CHECK YO KEYS

You niggers dont ever get it right, it represents 1st watch squad cars.
Example: 1234Robert

it's 01:22 in chicago

STABLE IS NOT A CONDITION

STABLE IS NOT A CONDITION

1:22AM local.

We are all Robert.
Rober is all of us.
Check your keys, Robert.

No, closer to 1:30.

...

Chicago is basically the land north of the Wall, and CPD = Night's Watch

i would be but no booze
Canada day is Friday and i will be doing exactly that

night is on diappers then.

SOMEONE RUN THAT VIN /CPSGEN/

By the dubs, CHECK YOUR KEYS!

Robert as a code call - Arrest Made

Robert anywhere else - Letter R

reposting previous thread OC

>I'LL BE BACK

>Robert

Read this

Leave to take a shower and get some food and I've already missed one whole thread.

Stop spreading misinformation please

Can't wait for the next i2

damn son

...

632 Robert LOTS OF STATIC
TRY AGAIN PLS

...

/chicagolypse generals/ have a about a 20 minute lifespan before they're bumpcapped

>someone hits on dispatch
I may not be a cop but dispatch gets flirty, you gotta flirt back to make sure your shit is on point.

32R CHECK YOUR KEYS

Dude I'm from Chicago and have worked with CPD, btfo

...

Yes, aaand?

Thanks.

Yeah actually if you don't flirt back then you would piss them off.
Besides they're real troopers, I can't believe they have anyone who'll do the job, it's so shit and soulsucking.

this sucks tbhfam, needs work

Why im not in this toyline?

Anything I should be drinkin to besides

>SHOTSFIRED

??

legend goes that in the chaos filled land of chiraq lives a man who has dedicated his life to fighting the forces of evil. Everyday he faces off against villains such as the wicked U-Haul truck and the evil red panties man. Nobody knows who this man is or if he is even a man, some say he could be a guardian angel, all we know is that he's called Robert.

Holy shit, comms were quiet for almost 15 seconds.
New record for how long I've been listening.

>black male

You were wrong, roger is not a code word for arrest in CPD

youtube.com/watch?v=BHgYtKkSEDA

Robert if you have that much alcohol.

>White shirt

same

Remember the slide whistle and cackling in the dead air yesterday?

2 more hours until kek's hour long afternoon nap

>talked to baby momma.

Reminder that Chicongo doesn't let you leave

>baby mama
KEK

talkin to the.... baby mama

But you are!

B A B Y M A M A
A
B
Y

M
A
M
A

Did he just say "Crazy mama"?