JUST! FUCK! MY! MOVIE! UP!

JUST! FUCK! MY! MOVIE! UP!

Well...you can't have an american werewolf in london type of scary shit i your kid movie now can you

Undoubtedly one of Ted Cruz's best performances

LMAO

More like just dull my dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises up haha.

Seriously though each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

What was wrong with this scene?

Thanks doc

He turns into a ratwolf to prey on the dhelegates

>tfw only knowing what the OP is from by seeing this post

Pretty good feeling actually.

>Werewolf actually resembles more of a wolfs structure than a silverback gorillas for once
>bad

Werewolf = aids

Think about it

Post movies he would be great in.

I'll start:

1. Fifty Shades Darker
2. La la land
3. The Force Awakens
4. Balde Runner 2049

I unironically like this design tbqhwymgf.

Looks fine to me

But it's seriously a horribly uninteresting and badly thought out pasta.

Hey look who it is!

the famous man from the scene where he has sex with the really fat black woman

Harry Potter films are garbage but this is probably one of the best portrayals as lycanthropy as an actual curse that you would not want and you are a genuine pleb if you cant see this.

So sorry thinks didn't go the way you want. Can I suggest one our many safe-spaces available.

yeah i bet you spent a lot of time researching this

This was actually one of the best parts of the movie, so...

What scene? Isn't that the same guy who was producing rap beats in hustle & flow

I am sorry to dissapoint you but I'm not currently cultivating a folder with very skinny men banging massive black women

She lies on top of him and does these wave like wiggle motions, I'm sure you've seen it

>werewolf looks like a shaved poodle walking on two legs
>better than gorilla with wolf head aesthetics

A proper Werewolf would be a man who transforms into an oversized wolf, as in, full hair and moving on all fours. If you're not going to do that I'll settle for the gorilla because at least it's imposing. That plucked chicken in HP just looked pitiful.

>He actually becomes a Werewolf in Supernatural