So when is Sup Forums going to take the ultimate red pill?

so when is Sup Forums going to take the ultimate red pill?

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Which is?

dank kush

Weed smokers are degenerate faggots who willingly take a drug that lowers testosterone and increases estrogen. Fuck off feminist cucks

Why would you not grind weed before rolling it?
Is it something Americans really do?
Also weed makes you an effeminate moron

Weed helps me read and become less angry and opinionated.
I guess that's why women are such good listeners and men just talk to hear themselves speak.

Fucking inverse libido.

When there's real evidence that it's beneficial to society, OP.

>Is it something Americans really do?
no i just googled the pic

im taking it right now man

all i wanna do when i smoke is get a girl pregnant

same
lmao

Thank god

right now brotha, thats when. dabs on fleek

It's pretty good. If you ever thought it ruined your life you just have the realize that it's not the weed's fault, it's your own fault, for being so indolent. Yes I am projecting. There is absolutely nothing stopping you from living a great life where you stay fit, eat your vegetables, get strong, and using marijuana at the same time.

i dont feel like i have lower testosterone and i only have one functioning testical and smoke every day

>so when is Sup Forums going to take the ultimate red pill?
Just woke up after working all night. Smoking some of my remaining bud while listening to audiobooks.

Pretty good time but psychedelics are arguably the actual redpill.

Vodka is better. And with some pickles... mmmm...
Weed is for children. At least here.

have a blast

>escapist drug
>"""red""" pill

>lowers test
3 out of 17 subjects in the early 70s exhibited manboobs. Some animal tests showed lowered test.

All in all the jury is still out on the subject.

You can say the same about strategic doses of Heroin, I know people like this. A drug that makes you less motivated, in this day and age when people are already pretty apathetic, is harmful to the majority of society that will just do whatever feels good. I'm not saying it's evil but "stopping you from living a great life while smoking" is a bit of a stretch even if you have some contradicting anecdotal evidence.

>weed is too dank for me, I can't get women
the anger in this one, chill out dude

>ask friends for a marijuana contact
>get the name of the dealer
>report the dealer to crime stoppers
>just got a $450 reward check in the mail because he was dealing other drugs as well and was given a 3-year sentence
>act pissed off at friends that they gave me the number to someone being arrested
>he apologizes for it, saying the dude was an idiot anyway
>he offers me a beer instead

drugs are neither totally good nor totally bad. Almost every single drug has some sort of medical use, but all drugs have risks too.

I believe in legalizing Cannabis, I believe Cannabis has some medical uses, but I don't think Cannabis is some magic pill that makes everything better.

I'm in a rich area of socal and all the babyboomers buy the overpriced 60/eighth top shelf stuff from the dispensaries. They're retired and they have nothing to do but smoke weed, take viagra and fuck their wife and play golf. Pretty decent life actually.

>spend $450 at the regular dealer
admit it

.. that might backfire on you at some point. "Snitches are bitches" and shit. You might get yourself killed doing that.

The prohibition created black market is not something to toy around with.

*snitches get stiches
fucking christ what order of magnitude retard are you?

>weed
>ultimate redpill
God damn I hate summerfags.

No I don't, I think it could be possible, but in regards to your life going to shit, you just can't blame it on the weed. It's truly your own fault.

Sociopath. If you had the power to do that to a business, would you still do that? You know what this is? It's the government trying to completely socialize the medicine industry. You're just like a communist.

when I get that money

Funeral when?

That dealer will thank you later when he gets his life cleaned up. Good job.

>life cleaned up.
Asshole raped*
ftfy

Sure you can't blame it only on the weed, but simply the need for escapism means you have problems and when you smoke you are feeding them instead of treating them. There are of course exceptions, but generally speaking no drug should be advocated.

saved dis pic

You'd get away with that ONCE if you're lucky. The second time it happens someone will connect the dots

snitches are bitches is used too.

>Snitches are bitches who get stitches and end up in ditches.

>dispensaries
Why even try?
Part of the adventure with weed is the thrill of doing something illegal.

More likely the dealer will have him beaten within an inch of his life, if he's lucky. If he's unlucky he'll be killed and his body thrown out in a lake in a garbage sack with cinder blocks thrown in it to make it sink. If he's really unlucky they won't kill him first before throwing him in the lake.

maybe when you're a teenager.

As an adult you'd rather not have the anxiety of ruining your life over it. You'd just like to relax with a bowl after work.

in about 10 minutes, need to fap first

sure and
>Snitches are witches who have crabs in their breeches
is the most common of them all!

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Good job!

>Why even try?

Because getting high feels great to a lot of people, no other reason needed.

In California nobody cares about weed smoking, old people do it, people in their 20-30s do it. It seems like the only people that don't smoke are the edgy little teenage kids that try way too hard to be contrarian...they hate the fact that their rich granddad smokes and plays golf every weekend so they snort coke instead.

Norway you wouldn't know anything about what people say in the states.

weed btfo

weed makes you a fag

I take this red pill almost daily.

Weed is overrated. it only "paralize" you makes you dizzy.its physical. your thoughts doesn't change.shitty is how there is alot talking of it and demonizing and deifying. fk u jeweed

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Oh yeah I know what you mean. It might have something to do with adverse childhood experiences. Then I self medicate with the weed. I think I am just going to stop.

>Weed is overrated

Sorry you don't have good weed...smoking shit weed vs good weed is like night and day, I feel sorry for the rest of the world.

>only "paralize" you makes you dizzy.its physical. your thoughts doesn't change.
Im sorry you smoked terrible weed

Imbeciles.

>anxiety of getting caught
Must be a shit cover if that happened.

>projecting
Vodka still #1.

>It's the "Edgy teenager pretends to be a dope" episode

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DUDE HERBAL JEW LMAO XD

You sound proud of yourself for knowing this
If those words ever left my mouth id stick a gun in it

Blue hair will never be happy and you can just tell. If only she were pretty

>go to buy weed
>it's in your car
>cop pulls you over for a burned out tail light
>can smell weed
>probable cause
>searches your car and arrests you.

Why is that guy such a fag?

>Calling you out for being retarded = edgy
Go away Reddit.

That's what you get for driving a shitty car

>that blue-haired landwhale tiptoeing
every time

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not really, and I've never said that whole line, I usually hear "snitches are bitches", I've heard "snitches get stitches" but not as often, because stitches would imply them still being alive.

You snitch on a drug dealer who does more than peddle weed to his circle of friends and friend's friends.. you'll probably die.

There's a point where the amount of drugs they have on them with intent to distribute would get them a life sentence.

After that.. what's a murder to them?

It's one less witness who can rat on them and get them in jail.

It's one of the problems with mandatory minimums and being "hard on crime" when it comes to drug crimes. If you make the punishment for trafficking the same as murder, you just encourage murder to eliminate witnesses or snitches.

Yes

>not having a local dealer
>not going on foot
>not walking like a good pedestrian, so the police doesn't notice anything at all
>leaving anything in your car
>not having a shitload of perfumes and smelling accessories in your car
>not having some hidden place in your car to hide shit

It's like you need to be taught how not to fuck up.

it's a whole different culture over here, why do you think people like bill murray and willy nelson smoke in their 70s ...because they're "edgy teenagers"?...you're clueless.

Oh lord.

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>willingly take a drug that lowers testosterone and increases estrogen.

If you enjoy alcohol I have bad news for you.

You gotta grind it before you roll

Also degenerate

You know what snitches get, be careful you shitty little NARC.

Don't be a stona sloth m8, be a decent m8, m8!

LOL

>three weeks ago
>smoke some ash and resin
>get high enough
>literally the next day get pulled aside to piss in a cup at work
>random drug test
>it's been three fucking weeks
>in that time I've gotten a raise and switched to a better shift
>nothing has come of it yet


Should I be in the clear? I can't imagine that it would take three weeks to do a piss test.

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DUDES

>not living in the US.

People don't walk from a suburb to the city.

"Local" can still mean miles

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I miss moot

SO good.

>warping perception of reality by using a fucking leaf to make you giggle

more like the ultimate blue pill

What's it with Scandicuck countries all claiming it's ONLY "snitches get stitches"?

Must be because you don't have guns so snitches survive.

Learning the truth about Psychiatry and Psychology is the ultimate red pill.

Most of Sup Forums is extremely blue-pilled about it because it is such a hard red pill to swallow. Even harder than the holocaust.

All the other red pills make so much more sense afterward.

I should say you're in the clear. I used to be in the RN and we would find out within a couple of weeks. Even though they make everyone piss, they only actually test around about 20% or so of samples.

>not having a dealer in your neighborhood
>not having a dealer on your block

Yeah I've got a bit I want to smoke and I've got tomorrow off and I'll be getting a new hammock to replace my bed.

I kinda want to just relax and enjoy it since I've got nothing I need to do.

They're edgy old people.
So?

I never said that. I said you were a faggot, which you are.

>been on this earth for 30 years
>never been intoxicated
Surely I'm not missing out on anything, right?

what the hell are you on about?

We have daily thread featuring Yuri bezmenov.

You sound like an idiot.

ya taking tha piss m8, i'll fuckin beat ya to a pulp...i'll fukin wreak ya I swear on me life ya stupid fuckin cunt!

That depends, if you never felt the urge. No youre not missing anything, if you were somewhat drawn to the idea and like to try but just didnt because of social stigma, go for it.

Right there with ya.

I've made quite a career out of weed LEGALLY and opened my mind to a lot of alt-right ideas thanks to it's catalyst.

White male, workout 4 times a week, low body fat, still can't figure out why Sup Forums is afraid of weed.

>Yuri
>Explaining about Soviet tactics

That's not psychiatry, friend.

Sup Forums is very quick to always say X is a 'mental illness'.

There is no scientific basis for psychiatry or 'mental illness', it literally has as much science backing it as naturopathy.