Movie is longer than 80 minutes

>Movie is longer than 80 minutes

Play the movie at such a speed that it lasts 80 minutes, problem solved, fag.

This. I always watch normal length movies at 1.5x. I watched Patton at 2x. I try to watch 1000 movies per year so this becomes a necessity.

>Movie is shorter then 90 minutes

Fuck that shit.

>movie makes you think
T-thanks, I didn't want to have fun anyway.

>Movie has a budget

Sup Forums's guide to patrician watching:

Flicks: 8x speed, muted with your own music playing if you so choose
Movies: 4x speed, and it is recommended having a tab open in the background filled with nude pictures of the actresses from the movie
Film: 2x speed, no boards other than Sup Forums and Sup Forums may be browsed whilst watching
Cinema: 1.25x speed, limit of 3 Sup Forums tabs open at any one time
Kino: 1x speed, full screen in the dark, no distractions or breaks
Charme Discret: 0.5x speed, with only /r/truefilm allowed open in the background

>movie has parts where they talk really quiet so you have to up the sound then inmediatly it gets a loud as fuck action scene

>movie has 7 acts

This is the fucking worst

>Movie contains phrase that makes you immediately turn it off

It's like the editors have never heard of compression. Or automation. And they try to pass it off as a "high quality" thing.

>two characters having dialogue
>one sentence ends
>cut to a completely different filming location where a lot of time must have past for them to get there
>next sentence is a reply to the previous sentence as if the conversation had never been interrupted

also
>character hangs up the phone
>doesn't say goodbye

>episode is longer than 50 minutes

Just fucking make it a movie.

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>character has the low ground
>still jumps towards opponent
...?

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>there are people who watch movies for longer than 10 minutes
I just skip to the good parts, saves a lot of time.

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>movie is longer than 100 minutes, but less than 80

>not having subtitles ready in case this shit happens

>movie isn't at least 140 minutes long

So pretty much every good movie ever.. Go back to watching your capeshit

>someone took actual time and energy to type this

I wish netflix and hbo had 1.25x speed. I could watch so many more movies and shows in less time.

>then

>Sup Forums doesn't watch English movies dubbed in languages they don't speak with English subtitles

Lol. That's all I can say. Lol.

Why?

>Movie is longer than 80 seconds

i can't enjoy that shit

THANKS YIFY

>he doesn't watch every movie cropped to a 1:1 letterbox and desaturated.

top plebe

that first one i forgive, because in the space between the scenes they've probably already answered the question or whatever at the end of the dialogue, and just before the new scene begins a question with the same answer was just asked.

that second one is bullshit though