Are Corbyn, who art in Labour,
hallowed be thy name.
Thy kingdom come.
Thy will be done
in government as it is in opposition.
Give us this day our daily virtue,
and forgive us our micro-aggressions,
as we forgive those who micro-aggress against us,
and lead us not into capitalism,
but deliver us from austerity.
For thine is the kingdom,
and the power, and the glory,
for ever and ever.
Amen.
Brit/pol/ - Corbyn edition
absolute nutter
what do you think is his master plan lads? split the party?
HOLD ON
*Loses 1992 election*
What you're trying to say is
*Takes 'string em up' stance on crime*
What you party members are saying
*Disenfranchises membership in the leadership selection*
That the Labour party can
*Calls John Major weak*
That we could get some
*Wins 1997 election*
Get some of those, you're saying that...
*Uses PFI to mask debts*
Some middle class
*Intervenes in Kosovo*
So you're saying we can get some
*Devolves power to Scotland*
So hold on, Hold on,
*Publishes dodgy dossier*
You're saying
*Ignores protesters*
So you're trying to say
*Bombs Iraqi hospitals*
So you're seriously trying to say
*Opens borders*
You're seriously trying to say
*Renews nuclear weapons system*
Just hold on a minute, hold on
*Passes authoritarian anti-terror legislation*
You're honestly trying to say
*Loses Scotland to the SNP*
You're trying to say
*Resigns as PM*
So what you want to say is
*Appoints Gordon leader*
We can be
*Misspells soldiers name*
We could actually
*Passes ID card legislation*
Just hold, we're going to be
*Makes overtures towards 2008 election*
We could seriously be
*Bottles it*
So you're saying we could
*Watches the Global Economy meltdown*
Some kind of
*Criticises Alex Salmond*
Some sort of
*Saves the world*
Some kind of
*Saves the banks*
Just some sort of
*Announces 2010 election*
Hold on
*Calls woman bigoted*
We're going to be
*Loses enough seats to enter hung parliament*
Some kind of
*Pisses about during negotiations*
We're going to be
*Refuses to leave no. 10*
Some sort of
*Asks if the rich haven't been made to suffer enough*
Hold on Clegg
*Praises Thatcher*
That we could be
*Refuses SNP/Plaid/Green support*
That we're some kind of
*Resigns*
THAT WE'RE TOO RIGHT WING?
*Labour is out of power*
AND WE GONNA FUCK THIS PARTY, THIS COUNTRY NNNNNNNNN SHEEEEIT?
I'm going to fucking laugh when we wins the next leadership election and all the Slimy Blairite MPs defect to the Conservatives.
STANDING
cyka blyat
This ain't looking rosy.
It might go to parliament.
I've noticed sky news/most media keep ramped up saying "most people wish they had voted remain" bollocks.
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He made a sacrifice for the world.
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Amen
FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT ALL DEMURE SKINNY BEAUTIFUL CONSERVATIVE BLONDE WHITE WOMEN YOU SEE HAVE AN INNATE DESIRE FOR BIG BLACK COCK.
No, Lauren is pure.
Okay Jose
Redpill me on Theresa May
Borris for Pm
twitter.com
This is deeply problematic. I am now a #RemainRocket
>Not an electrically powered [via sustainable, environmentally friendly sources], nationally owned and operated #RemainTrain
>Not a freely educated before Blair went and fucked everything up #RemainBrain
I think she was pro-remain but not exactly an impassioned supporter. She is currently the home secretary and has worked hard to get us out of the European court of human rights so we can more easily deport terrorists and other unsavory types. She rejected EU quotas on migrants and continues to restrict the rights of migrants by limiting the number of family members they can bring.
She's also considered to be very stylish and gets snapped wearing designer clothes a lot. This might help win the female vote, and in fact, I have a female colleague who was a remainer who said she wants May as PM (because she's female essentially).
The face of the enemy.
she's a qt tbqh
when did Are Boris get a sex change?
Also many Tories have a fetish for strong women
>Theresa May
>Angela Eage
>natalie bennet
>leanne wood
>Nicola Sturgeon
Shit shit shit
>The entire British political scene will soon be dominated by women
Sup Forums btfo as usual
I want to see UKesuella.
GOVE TO STAND
RE twitter.com
Gove says he doesn't think Boris can do the job
ooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOVE confirmed
Massive blow for BoJo
>Gove v Johnson v May v Fox
We got ourselves a slobberknocker
LE CHUBBY CHEEKED MAN IS RUNNING
For fuck sake, Gove.
This might split the Boris support and hand it to May.
I don't think he can either
??? thought he said he should be ruled out on that sky interview pre-brexit
v Crabb
I'd back Gove
Gove & Angela/Fox dream team
bbc.co.uk
CAN'T LOATHE THE GOVE
there is no vote splitting, it goes down to 2 candidates before the vote
Gove is getting paid off to do this
He could have been using Brexit to raise his profile in the public eye, his speeches were rather good.
Sometimes she is kinda want
and sometimes NOPE.
As long as it`s Gove Vs Boris I`m all for it then.
>Sidewalker
kek. He has as much chance as Hunt.
>because she's female essentially
Fuck me, can we not dig up Thatcher and re-animate her? It would be better than any of the options to hand.
I'm not joking.
reports that andrea leadsom is announcing later also
It won't be. May will most definitely be one of the last two, it look like. Hopefully Gove or Boris is one of the other two. That Crabb cunt could sneak in if MPs are split on Gove and Boris.
Man I hope Gove wins
so many happenings
love it
GOVE FOR PM
Yep, can't we just use meme magic and try to get the ultimate?
Thatcher would be perfect right now.
She just did!!!
>Crabb sneaks in sideways
>That Crabb cunt could sneak in if MPs are split on Gove and Boris.
highly unlikely, as soon as one of the brexit candidates is eliminated, their supporters will go to another brexiter
Was she a supporter of Remain or Leave?
she was a leaver, performed really well in the debates
Andrea Leadsom should be the Deputy PM.
Gove/Leadsom Brexititeers dream team.
She was THE Leave supporter. By far our best asset in the debates. Her or Gove would be epic.
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What are Gove's principles?
I'm liking this, she seems more based than others I've seen.
Fuck the teachers.
Wonderful. So it seems Leadsom should be who we want, followed by Gove or Boris. Any other Leave supporters running?
Oh fuggggg
I'M NOW A LEADSOME BULLET
Kek.
He tried to throw the Marxist bullshit out & make education great again.
The teachers bitched about it.
Cameron removed him.
>followed by Gove or Boris.
Gove then Boris.
Death to all teachers.
I think leadsom has potential to be a really electable leader, my mum watched the wembley debate and absolutely loves her now
#AndreaAssault
I thought he was just trying to impose way too many restrictions and too many exams on kids and the teachers naturally (and completely understandably) got mad at him for meddling with their work.
>MP for South Northamptonshire
>South Northamptonshire
come on, lads, please name your shit properly
BoJo had the leadership handed to him on a plate and he then proceeded to drop said plate and slip up on it.
Problem is he waffled and tried to deny it instead of trying to gather support right away.
WELL THAT DOES IT
WE ARE NOW LEADSOM POISONED
In true BoJo fashion, he still has a good chance though.
He caused doubt by seeming to back down over immigration. Plus he has links to wanting Turkey in the EU.
Did he not want a near-loss instead of to carry actual responsibility for Brexit?
He couldn`t admit that he was campaigning to Leave so he could be the next PM.
Andrea 'fill em with lead!' Leadsom.
Andrea 'Third World? You're making me hurl' Leadsom
Leadsom vs May as the last two, most likely?
>Leadsom PM
>Gove deputy PM
>Johnson home sec
>Fox foreign
Thoughts, lads?
That's the theory and the more time passes the more likely it sounds.
For those to lazy to click on link
reliable victorian patriarch
it's a retarded theory by remainiacs still in denial.
He wanted to fucking win ok, I think its just dawning on him this is going to be the biggest task since WW2 for Britain.
Probably either Gove or BoJo Vs either Leadsom or May.
Public don`t really like May or Gove though.
>He wanted to fucking win ok
Where are the proofs?
Why did he seem so underwhelmed by victory?
You wouldn't have seen that from Alex Salmond if Scotland had voted yes.
Toby Young
@toadmeister
Gove topped @ConHome’s poll of party members last month: 31%, with TM on 16% and BoJo on 14%
I doubt there would be two Leave supporters in the last two. Unless the Remainers completely split all their votes and fuck themselves over, that is.
He was probably on suicide watch at the start of the vote just like Farage, it must have been mentally exhausting.
I don't even know who to back anymore guys, every candidate seems to have some overwhelmingly good and bad qualities. Why couldn't it just be Mogg...
So what does Nigel Farage want now?
I see him terrorizing European Parliament like everyday but that's coming to an end fairly soon (hopefully).
What's he gonna do now? Try for PM? What's happening to UKIP as a whole?
It looks like Gove is going to completely cuck BoJo.
PLEASE NOT GOVE
FUCK
>Why did he seem so underwhelmed by victory?
It was 52-48, he was aware that a lot of people are going to be pissed. He was being the sombre statesman for once. being a buffoon again would just annihilate any chance he had of being PM as half the country would just see him and get ever madder.
Everyone seems to love Leadsom, what's wrong with her?
Gloating isn't particularly statesmanlike. It wouldn't have been a great start to his leadership campaign.
And we haven't even had the Eagle announcement yet.
The Tories have a embarrassment of leadership riches compared to Lab. Kek.
no idea
seeing as UKIP's raison d'etre was to get britain out of the EU, once article 50 is triggered the party might just retire.
He said he will carry on with what he is doing, keeping the Tory party in check, I doubt UKIP`s popularity will fade too much with all the major parties trying their hardest to fuck up.